Whats the most dangerous thing you have done when drunk?

[Hawk Dork]

I got toasted on Tequila while in Acapulco Mexico and decided to go cliff diving ala "Elvis in Acapulco"
Please dont try this at home kiddies

Diving wasnt too bad (ask M Lloyd its easy)
After the real divers finnish the tide comes in and its real strong.
You then have to try and drag yourself out while being bashed and cut up by barnacles.
It doesnt impress the women either the girlfriend didnt talk to me for a few days.

Ok what can you remember that you did or someone told you you did?

[Gary Shadforth]

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I've never been drunk :p .

[Mitchell Madness]

I cannot remember this, but i am very ashamed.
Apparently a couple of months ago after a party, i was gone, and i started attacking my folks saying they were trying to kill me. Moral - Never mix drinks:D

[KingRich]

I cannot remember this, but i am very ashamed.
Apparently a couple of months ago after a party, i was gone, and i started attacking my folks saying they were trying to kill me. Moral - Never mix drinks:D

/Get a phychiatric assessment! LOL

[Mitchell Madness]

/Get a phychiatric assessment! LOL
Lol, i tried, but the satelites are watching! we have to hide! jk:-p we dont really have to hide

[Hawk Dork]

Dont ever take off the aluminium helmet or they will read your mind

[Hugshawks]

Cut my hair. Didn't look good the next day.

[Cheeseman]

Ive slain a few dragons trying to get to a princess.

You'll figure it out ;)


On a more serious side, Driving with a skinful, when I was finally pulled over, My car had blown out both left tires, and worn the alloys down by at least an inch in diameter on the left side of the car, the steel belts sent sparks all along the side of the car, and the panels were a bit less than straight.

The basics of the story are, I spent $150 bucks over the bar, tried to drive home, side swiped something on the way "have no idea what"
Then pulled into a servo to buy smokes, while driving a car on 2 rims :rolleyes:
By the time I left the servo, the operator had obviously called the cops, and I was pulled over a short way down the road from said servo.

upon the police asking me if I'd had anything to drink, I clearly recall replying with "Absolutely" and promptly handed my keys to the officer.

End result, A BAC of .184, 3 grand fine plus court expenses, loss of license for 20 months, And I have not had a drink since, this was now 6 years ago and counting.

Moral of the story is, If youre gonna do something wrong, do it right. :thumbsu:

P.S: In the longrun, Taxi's ARE cheaper and a far safer bet.

[Hawkmatic]

Ive slain a few dragons trying to get to a princess.

You'll figure it out ;)


On a more serious side, Driving with a skinful, when I was finally pulled over, My car had blown out both left tires, and worn the alloys down by at least an inch in diameter on the left side of the car, the steel belts sent sparks all along the side of the car, and the panels were a bit less than straight.

The basics of the story are, I spent $150 bucks over the bar, tried to drive home, side swiped something on the way "have no idea what"
Then pulled into a servo to buy smokes, while driving a car on 2 rims :rolleyes:
By the time I left the servo, the operator had obviously called the cops, and I was pulled over a short way down the road from said servo.

upon the police asking me if I'd had anything to drink, I clearly recall replying with "Absolutely" and promptly handed my keys to the officer.

End result, A BAC of .184, 3 grand fine plus court expenses, loss of license for 20 months, And I have not had a drink since, this was now 6 years ago and counting.

Moral of the story is, If youre gonna do something wrong, do it right. :thumbsu:

P.S: In the longrun, Taxi's ARE cheaper and a far safer bet.

Yikes! You would have blown the bag to smithereens. Well done on not drinking since - obviously it taught you a lesson.

[Cheeseman]

I had a problem with overdoing it, it was the kick in the pants I needed to sort myself out, Im glad it happened, and even happier that noone was hurt during the process. :thumbsu:

Im a far better person for changing my ways, there is not much I miss about my old lifestyle, I have enough good stories from the dark days to hold my own in any drinkers environment till im 80. :p