Blues_Man
22 Dec 2006, 10:49
One open-topped tour bus (ideal for hubristic "Victory parade").
Four hour booking of Trafalgar Square (booked months ago, now not required).
Two tonnes of Confetti (used once only).
Ten thousand copies of CD recording of Jerusalem sung by English cricket team (need to offload ASAP: make good coasters).
Autobiography book deal How good am i ?? with top London publisher (no longer required).
Forty thousand miniature Union Jack flags ( pre-ordered, now no takers).
Box full of OBEs and other miscellaneous gongs (can't find anyone to pin them on).
Trophy cabinet (empty, used for only 14 months and won't be needed again).
Smug, self satisfied smirk (recently wiped off).
Everything must go. all serious offers considered.
Inquiries to: Mr F Flintoff, England and Wales Cricket board, Lords, London NW8 8QZ.
Four hour booking of Trafalgar Square (booked months ago, now not required).
Two tonnes of Confetti (used once only).
Ten thousand copies of CD recording of Jerusalem sung by English cricket team (need to offload ASAP: make good coasters).
Autobiography book deal How good am i ?? with top London publisher (no longer required).
Forty thousand miniature Union Jack flags ( pre-ordered, now no takers).
Box full of OBEs and other miscellaneous gongs (can't find anyone to pin them on).
Trophy cabinet (empty, used for only 14 months and won't be needed again).
Smug, self satisfied smirk (recently wiped off).
Everything must go. all serious offers considered.
Inquiries to: Mr F Flintoff, England and Wales Cricket board, Lords, London NW8 8QZ.