View Full Version : Twenty20 is like porn
The similarities are striking:
- Purpose is to get the crowd to go off
- There is no real game story or plot
- Players do not use their real names
- Players self commentate
- Cheesy music is used
- Bowlers are bent over and screwed in the ass
- There are many money shots
Any wonder I like it :thumbsu:.
Cooldude
9 Jan 2007, 18:51
:D Very good
The Majestic
9 Jan 2007, 19:05
:D I have to agree that was good.
RoosterLad
9 Jan 2007, 19:08
Pretty good description there, i just hope nobody is rubbing one out over it....
Now there are fireworks... the analogy is complete :).
Pretty good description there, i just hope nobody is rubbing one out over it....
Oh Whitey...
year of the roo
9 Jan 2007, 20:56
- Seen one you've seen them all?
- Seen one you've seen them all?
Almost, there are about 3 different variations.
bluechampion
9 Jan 2007, 20:57
- You get bored well before the end...
Joffaboy
9 Jan 2007, 21:00
- You get bored well before the end...
Ahh Snap :thumbsu:
Also with Australia batting first the climax occurs well before the end of the game.:o
- You get bored well before the end...
bang!
peternorth
9 Jan 2007, 21:28
i found myself breathless, sweaty, unable to focus, stared at the ceiling at times, thought about hot girls ive seen during the day, angry, happy, confused, delerious, pumped, bug eyed, sleepy.
belfast_bomber
9 Jan 2007, 22:54
it was a welcome distraction from the drudgery of the office, though I had to tab to the excel spreadsheet I was "working" on if the boss walked by
then the cricket started
Harvey to Hayes
9 Jan 2007, 23:57
Good fun at the time but you feel dirty afterwards....
Appropriate that KFC is the major sponsor.....
Stenglein's a Champ!
10 Jan 2007, 00:41
Good fun at the time but you feel dirty afterwards....
Appropriate that KFC is the major sponsor.....
Dave Hughes much?
TorresIsGod
10 Jan 2007, 08:12
Bow chicka bow bow
Cut to the The Universal Logo showing and the music in the background, of course, it's the beginning of American Pie :D
peternorth
10 Jan 2007, 08:33
Now that Bingle is involved it may well turn out like porn
Very good work thinking of those :thumbsu: :thumbsu:
raikkonen
10 Jan 2007, 10:12
The "batter" gets the most enjoyment from it? ;)
One side spanked the other.
Squizza
10 Jan 2007, 10:18
It usually ends up messy.
Your wondering if you've seen this one before.
loved the cheerleaders at the start:thumbsu:
Smell The Glove
10 Jan 2007, 12:08
Twenty20 is like porn
Collingwood is the contraceptive
Smell The Glove
10 Jan 2007, 12:09
The balls are in for some punishment....
Twenty20 is like porn
Collingwood is the contraceptive
Does that make Carlton the fluffer? ;)
peternorth
10 Jan 2007, 12:48
Balls, stumps, gloves (in some instances), ducks, 22 men (in some) all around a ring.
Squizza
10 Jan 2007, 12:53
Balls, stumps, gloves (in some instances), ducks, 22 men (in some) all around a ring.
Add to that cameras filming every possible angle.
peternorth
10 Jan 2007, 12:57
Add to that cameras filming every possible angle.
sometimes stump cam as well!
Cooldude
10 Jan 2007, 13:03
Sometimes playing on a sticky wicket as well
Punt_Road_Roar
10 Jan 2007, 13:15
No Balls *for the Girl on Girl variety* and the free hit
Extras
Bouncers
Deep fine leg *good name for a movie*
1st Slip
2nd Slip
Caught that one straight down the throat
Smashed that one through the covers
Straight Drive
peternorth
10 Jan 2007, 13:58
No Balls *for the Girl on Girl variety* and the free hit
Extras
Bouncers
Deep fine leg *good name for a movie*
1st Slip
2nd Slip
Caught that one straight down the throat
Smashed that one through the covers
Straight Drive
to continue the playmaking theme:
pulling and hook(er)s are commonplace
the Director yells CUT!
Boxes
Partridge
10 Jan 2007, 14:05
Sometimes playing on a sticky wicket as well
I've got a better analogy.......
No matter how hard I try I can't persuade my girlfriend to watch it, and when she does there are always complaints about what's happening.
The parallels are exact!
Sometimes playing on a sticky wicket as well
I prefer a dry, barren pitch to a wet grassy one.
peternorth
10 Jan 2007, 14:09
I've got a better analogy.......
No matter how hard I try I can't persuade my girlfriend to watch it, and when she does there are always complaints about what's happening.
The parallels are exact!
And then when you try to re-enact it it never turns out like it does on the tv.
I prefer a dry, barren pitch to a wet grassy one.
dont forget to grease yourself up!
Squizza
10 Jan 2007, 14:09
I prefer a dry, barren pitch to a wet grassy one.
Unlike porn, the drier it is the more you score.
Squizza
10 Jan 2007, 14:10
dont forget to grease yourself up!
And to wear protection.