X_box_X
27 Jan 2007, 18:32
Hello, BigFootyite.
Up until now you have spent hours of dedication on the Western Bulldogs forum of BigFooty. You laugh at the members around you for not being as smart as you, and criticise them for being reatardos. You think it's fun to humiliate those around you. Let's see how fun you enjoy this game.
In front of you, you will see a computer screen not much bigger than the size of the tumour in front of your brain. If you look close enough you will discover an address bar where you can type into. Your aim is to access the AFL Tables website and correctly solve the following puzzle. If you fail to solve the puzzle, the consequences will be enormous - death!
Underneath your gluteus maximus I have created a device that wedges between the crack of your two bum cheeks. There is one simple key that will untrigger the device and you will be free to sit up and walk away if this mission is accomplished. If you try to sit up without unlocking the device, your gluteus maximus will be ripped wide open and you will die of horrible blood loss. Fail this task, and the same thing will happen.
Your aim is to find for me the game that Brad Johnson had 24 kicks, 10 marks, 8 handballs, 2 goals, 2 behinds, 1 tackle, 1 free kick, and 1 free kick against. I need the year, round and team he did this against. There are a total of 278 games to choose from. But hurry, time is the enemy.
Make your choice, live or die.
Up until now you have spent hours of dedication on the Western Bulldogs forum of BigFooty. You laugh at the members around you for not being as smart as you, and criticise them for being reatardos. You think it's fun to humiliate those around you. Let's see how fun you enjoy this game.
In front of you, you will see a computer screen not much bigger than the size of the tumour in front of your brain. If you look close enough you will discover an address bar where you can type into. Your aim is to access the AFL Tables website and correctly solve the following puzzle. If you fail to solve the puzzle, the consequences will be enormous - death!
Underneath your gluteus maximus I have created a device that wedges between the crack of your two bum cheeks. There is one simple key that will untrigger the device and you will be free to sit up and walk away if this mission is accomplished. If you try to sit up without unlocking the device, your gluteus maximus will be ripped wide open and you will die of horrible blood loss. Fail this task, and the same thing will happen.
Your aim is to find for me the game that Brad Johnson had 24 kicks, 10 marks, 8 handballs, 2 goals, 2 behinds, 1 tackle, 1 free kick, and 1 free kick against. I need the year, round and team he did this against. There are a total of 278 games to choose from. But hurry, time is the enemy.
Make your choice, live or die.