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Gary Shadforth
2nd February 2007, 20:08
Buckingham Palace, 2/2/2007, 21:05 EADST: "Philip! Order my royal aeroplane, I have a need to be in Awstralia". Replies his higna r s e, "Why would you want to do something like that at this unearthly hour, I think you have been watching too much FoxSport. I get so lonely at night".

"Oh, dearest, I have just witnessed my cricket team beating those dreadful Awsies again. Where is my favourite sword? I have an urge to knight them. Wasn't it not long back when I had them over here for cups of tea after they last stuck it up the Awsies? My memory escapes me, how many pyjamed hunks are there in my England team upon which I shall bestow my great order?"

Phil yawns and answers, "I wouldn't have one single clue my beloved. Ask me something about which I should have knowledge, for instance blood sports. Wouldn't it be better if you were to display impartiality to your objects over there? After all you are head of state of both England and that hell hole colony."

"Oh very well, Philip, just get out your bat and ball and we will have a game between ourselves."
philhawk
2nd February 2007, 20:11
And this is why, kids, you only have 10 XXXX's a night. :D
Gary Shadforth
3rd February 2007, 07:58
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Now, now, phil. Be kind .... only 10? :p
Hawk Dork
4th February 2007, 15:19
Read below

double post
Hawk Dork
4th February 2007, 15:20
"The 'true' king of England - Jerilderie rice farmer Michael Hastings - is about to become an Australian citizen.
"New research into medieval England has shown Mr Hastings, an immigrant and the 14th Earl of Loudon, has the most viable claim to the throne of Elizabeth II. Scholar Dr Michael Jones has discovered Mr Hastings is the true heir to the throne of Elizabeth's ancestor, Edward IV, who reigned as the English monarch between 1461 and 1483.

"Delving into archives at a French cathedral, Dr Jones found that Edward IV - whose descendants included the Tudors Henry VIII and Elizabeth I - was the illegitimate son of a French archer. That meant the descendants of Edward's brother George, the Duke of Clarence, had the real claim to the throne."

http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/aussie-mike-the-true-king-of-england/2005/09/10/1125772732666.html