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Fat Red
19 Mar 2002, 15:23
The world was not created in seven days.
Life is a result of natural and sexual selection based on the mutation of genes and the success of reproduction. Ie Darwin was more or less right.
Originally posted by Fat Red
The world was not created in seven days.
Life is a result of natural and sexual selection based on the mutation of genes and the success of reproduction. Ie Darwin was more or less right.
ok i admit that was a bit of an exaggaration, it actually took 7 years, i mean do you actually believe that it took 7 days?
Bomber Spirit
19 Mar 2002, 22:14
Of course not. It was all done in 6. The 7th was a rest day.
Fat Red
19 Mar 2002, 22:52
This isn't working very well. I was told this was a controversial topic?
Pessimistic
20 Mar 2002, 06:45
Originally posted by Fat Red
This isn't working very well. I was told this was a controversial topic?
Only for redneck americans who are stuck in the era of the spanish inquisition
Fat Red
20 Mar 2002, 07:14
Originally posted by Pessimistic
Only for redneck americans who are stuck in the era of the spanish inquisition
well that should get them out of the woodwork:)
Porthos
20 Mar 2002, 08:05
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!
(now this should rack up the responses)
Santos L Helper
20 Mar 2002, 08:08
Not the 'comfy pillow!!'
Porthos
20 Mar 2002, 08:14
FETCH......THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!!1
Poke her with...........
.....THE CUSHIONS!!!! :eek:
Bomber Spirit
20 Mar 2002, 10:56
ALL RIGHT, I CONFESS!!! :D :D :D
Satay Mat
20 Mar 2002, 18:48
Our chief weapons are......
Satay Mat
ROFLMAO
Fat Red you failed miserably with this thread, all it has started is a pillow fight, what a pack of softies. :D
Originally posted by Satay Mat
Our chief weapons are......
Satay Mat Your chief weapons are Satay Mat? ARRGGHHH
NB: Yes, I do know what the hell you are talking about. I did see Sliding Doors!
Satay Mat
22 Mar 2002, 14:18
Originally posted by madboy
Your chief weapons are Satay Mat? ARRGGHHH
NB: Yes, I do know what the hell you are talking about. I did see Sliding Doors!
our chief weapons are:
1. Fear
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Satay Mat
Our chief weapon is suprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.
Bomber Spirit
22 Mar 2002, 21:35
And also coming in - Cardinal Biggles:)
Dr Zaius
22 Mar 2002, 22:44
Originally posted by Bomber Spirit
And also coming in - Cardinal Biggles:)
Right stop that!! Too silly
This thread is getting way to silly. How about a bit of marching up and down the square, you lads looking forward to a bit of marching up and down the square eh. Got nothing better to do than march up and down the square.........
(this is the Monty Python thread isn't it?)
Bomber Spirit
22 Mar 2002, 23:12
I never wanted to do this. I always wanted to be ...
A lumberjack.:) :) :)
Originally posted by Bomber Spirit
I never wanted to do this. I always wanted to be ...
A lumberjack.:) :) :) And he's OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
(I did get that the right way around, didn't I?)
ALBATROS!!
gPhonque
8 Apr 2002, 13:08
Originally posted by PeteLX
Ni!
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm!
But seriously.......all this talk about sex and genes!!!!!
For a start they never wore them then, only fig leaves.
I'm all for the 'big bang' theory..........any takers? ;)
Originally posted by Frodo
I'm all for the 'big bang' theory..........any takers? ;)
Of course, it's the only reasonable answer to the massive population that has accumulated over merely just a few thousand years. After all, God himself said "go forth and multiply" . . . . ;)
S.J Rollin
9 Apr 2002, 19:06
Every Sperm is sacred...
Bomber Spirit
9 Apr 2002, 21:16
'undred and fifty of us living in shoebox in middle-o-road. We used to 'ave to get oop at midnight, drink cup o' gravel, lick road clean with tongue, work 24 hour day down pit for toopence every four years and when we got 'ome our dad would cut us in two wi' breadknife if we were lucky.
Originally posted by Bomber Spirit
'undred and fifty of us living in shoebox in middle-o-road. We used to 'ave to get oop at midnight, drink cup o' gravel, lick road clean with tongue, work 24 hour day down pit for toopence every four years and when we got 'ome our dad would cut us in two wi' breadknife if we were lucky.
If you told that to kids these days, they wouldn't believe you!:p