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Well? Who's it gonna be? Post 'Other' here if you have any more ideas...
Macca19
25 Mar 2002, 13:01
Originally posted by PeteLX
Well? Who's it gonna be? Post 'Other' here if you have any more ideas...
Its gotta be the lead singer of Nickelback....truly the ugliest man alive
Lemmy by a fair stretch. Although if it was weight for age, Dino (ex Fear Factory) would give him a good run for his money.
Gary Moore was once described by Ozzy Osbourne as a wonderful bloke but having "a face like a welder's bench".
Bulldog1954
25 Mar 2002, 13:37
Kylie Minogue by miles
Originally posted by Bulldog1954
Kylie Minogue by miles
Hmmm.
Hey Bluey, can't you boot this bloke?:mad:
hehehe, just kidding:D
Alanis Morisette is a dog at best.
TheButcher
25 Mar 2002, 17:01
Alanis has hair to die for!!
Geddy Lee from Rush aint looking too flattering lately...
Twisted Sister! :eek:
And Michael Jackson circa 1988 to present!
Mcchawk
25 Mar 2002, 19:38
Originally posted by TheButcher
Alanis has hair to die for!!
You wouldn't want to see her without pants then!! You have to buy a nature reserve pass to go near there!!!
TheButcher
25 Mar 2002, 20:02
id land my chopper on her patch
SydneyBomber
25 Mar 2002, 20:19
I'd have to vote for Lemmy - it's the warts!
He's still a bit o' a champ though!
:p
Shane Embury (Napalm Death) would have to win some sort of poll on this subject too....
:eek:
CowboyFromHell
25 Mar 2002, 20:23
Meatloaf is one ugly guy!!
daicos4ever
25 Mar 2002, 21:45
Originally posted by Macca19
Its gotta be the lead singer of Nickelback....truly the ugliest man alive
I think somebody called him 'Paddle Pop Lion' :D
I agree.
Docker_Brat
25 Mar 2002, 22:36
Anyone remember a band called the Spin Doctors? The whole damn lot of them were shockers.
Not From There are as ugly as a hat full of arseholes as well.
I am just amazed that someone else has heard of Tom Waites, he isn't that bad lookng though, just a nutter, great song writer though & that gravelly voice, got to love it.
Why aren't the Proclaimers up there, gawd they are so Nerd looking, worse than any one else on the poll.:D
terrafirma2002
25 Mar 2002, 23:50
Just for your information the proclaimers are still in demand as i seen them on tv tonight. I have no idea why they are in demand but they were on lol. Marylin Mansin get my vote and i still cant work out what exactly he.......she......ummm......maybe.....it......is.
dreamkillers
29 Mar 2002, 15:17
Surely had to be Divine......with that stupid song 'You Think You're A Man'.......
he should have stayed in the the 'B' grade movie scene.....:D
lioness
30 Mar 2002, 12:50
Mike Love. Truly ugly, inside and out. Always has been, always will be.
Originally posted by mantis
I am just amazed that someone else has heard of Tom Waites, he isn't that bad lookng though, just a nutter, great song writer though & that gravelly voice, got to love it.
Would have thought most would have at least heard 'of' Tom Waites . . .
you_idiot
31 Mar 2002, 23:27
Whoever said Kylie and Alanis... you've got to be kidding, right? Those two are hotties. :p
As for the ugliest person.... not necessarily a performer, but Shania Twain's husband, "Mutt" Lang, a producer... maybe someone hit him over the head with an ugly stick. :(
Cheers,
William
Shane MaGowen from the Pogues ...he brushes his teeth with a brick and combs his hair with a hand grenade ...
Originally posted by bragg
Shane MaGowen from the Pogues ...he brushes his teeth with a brick and combs his hair with a hand grenade ...
He doesn't brush his teeth or comb his hair!!!
Great musician though
S.J Rollin
5 Apr 2002, 11:14
I will make it a hatrick with Shane McGowan... his teeth (or whats left of them) are like an old church graveyard where the head stones have eroded and tilted in every direction.
But damn he sings a fine tune!
SydneyBomber
5 Apr 2002, 11:38
Originally posted by bragg
Shane MaGowen from the Pogues ...he brushes his teeth with a brick and combs his hair with a hand grenade ...
Isn't he dead now?
:confused:
S.J Rollin
5 Apr 2002, 17:03
Originally posted by SydneyBomber
Isn't he dead now?
:confused:
I'm not sure but I dont think so...but he should be.
Last i heard was he is no longer a 3 bottles of whisky and 3 pack a day man. I think he is cleaned right up and is doing one of each a day...
I missed all the ABC's "from a whisper to a scream" doco's last month but last thing i saw him in was a show about the song "Danny boy" with him doing a rendition of it as only he can.
He got dobbed into rehab by Sinnead O'Connor for his herion problem ladst I heard ...Memories of that film clip with the late Kirsty MacColl when there is a stage full of people dancing around and theres Shane smashed barely standing in the middle of it all !! hilarious
Shakira's one ugly looking woman .I saw her on some show this morning & they shouldn't show close ups of her. :eek: :eek: :eek:
PowerGirl36
7 Apr 2002, 13:34
Originally posted by JUBJUB
Shakira's one ugly looking woman .I saw her on some show this morning & they shouldn't show close ups of her. :eek: :eek: :eek:
She looks like a man infact...especially on that Pepsi ad
Originally posted by Porthos
Lyle Lovett
Is it just me, or does anyone else think he bares an uncanny resemblance to Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons?
Originally posted by meg
Is it just me, or does anyone else think he bares an uncanny resemblance to Psycho Bob from the Simpsons?
Thats "Sideshow Bob" & yes he does look like Lyle Lovett.
Docker_Brat
7 Apr 2002, 20:44
Now that I have finally seen the video for Tainted Love.. Marilyn, you da man.. er woman.. er thing. Whatever :D
carneagles
10 Apr 2002, 00:42
Originally posted by mantis
I am just amazed that someone else has heard of Tom WaitesWore out a tape of "Bone Machine" back in my Uni days. Great stuff
Well he once killed a man with a guitar string
He's been seen at the table with kings
He once saved a baby from drowning
There are those who say beneath his coat - there are wings...
TheFoxhat
16 Apr 2002, 17:55
Fat boy slim:D :p
Yes,Yes, all of the above.
And Janick Gers one of Iron Maiden's Guitarists, oh the horror!
pedrothelioness
16 Apr 2002, 19:20
My vote is for a band.
MANOWAR! Kings of metal they may be, but their furry sock pelvic holders, hair, make up and eskimo looking boots do nothin for me.
whilst, *when we're in town, speakers explode* may happen, i would believe it more if mirrors cracked.
Originally posted by pedrothelioness
My vote is for a band.
MANOWAR! Kings of metal they may be, but their furry sock pelvic holders, hair, make up and eskimo looking boots do nothin for me.
whilst, *when we're in town, speakers explode* may happen, i would believe it more if mirrors cracked.
Oi, be careful... "if you're not into metal, you are not my friend". ;)
you_idiot
16 Apr 2002, 23:04
If anyone saw "A Current Affair" this evening, they had a feature on Ozzy Osbourne's new reality-TV/sitcom about his family. No joking. It's true. Ozzy's a "TV dad" now.
It's airing on MTV back in the USA, and only a matter of time before it happens to air here, methinks.
Sure, he doesn't look like he's aged a day in the last, oh, 15 to 20 years, but this show appears to be one of those cases of the atypical "don't do as I do, but do as I say" types of parent-child relationship shows. :D
Cheers,
William
pedrothelioness
17 Apr 2002, 13:07
dARKY! i havent seen you/spoken to you for ages! How you been!
I was referring to Manowars dress sense hun, nothin to do with their musical abilities. I know the qoutes!
Rusty Brookes
17 Apr 2002, 16:30
Originally posted by you_idiot
If anyone saw "A Current Affair" this evening, they had a feature on Ozzy Osbourne's new reality-TV/sitcom about his family. No joking. It's true. Ozzy's a "TV dad" now.
It's airing on MTV back in the USA, and only a matter of time before it happens to air here, methinks.
Sure, he doesn't look like he's aged a day in the last, oh, 15 to 20 years, but this show appears to be one of those cases of the atypical "don't do as I do, but do as I say" types of parent-child relationship shows. :D
Cheers,
William
The Osbournes has been shown on MTV here in Australia on cable. Unfortunately Foxtel don't carry MTV but the other mob show it. Luckily for me, a mate is taping the whole series. Reports are that it is gut-bustingly funny.
you_idiot
17 Apr 2002, 17:01
From what I saw on ACA last night, looks like the Osbournes don't need the cliched concept of a "wacky neighbor" on their show, because that family has more than enough of that going on already by themselves. :)
Cheers,
William
oh_my_hat
17 Apr 2002, 17:27
The lead singer from the band who sang Bitter Sweet Symphony. Can't think of the name of the band at the minute and have no clue what his name is.
pedrothelioness
17 Apr 2002, 19:32
thats richard ashcroft from the verve
Originally posted by pedrothelioness
dARKY! i havent seen you/spoken to you for ages! How you been!
I was referring to Manowars dress sense hun, nothin to do with their musical abilities. I know the qoutes!
Are you sure it's not some sort of repressed thing from your childhood? I find this mocking of MANOWAR quite unhealthy. Perhaps as a kid, you were asked to "leave the hall"?
:D
Originally posted by PeteLX
Well? Who's it gonna be? Post 'Other' here if you have any more ideas...
Udo Dirkschnieder for mine!
Originally posted by roofus
Udo Dirkschnieder for mine!
The Human Bulldog! Ouch, what an ugly man!!!
oh_my_hat
18 Apr 2002, 09:24
Chris Robinson(?) from The Black Crowes rate an honourary mention too.
Originally posted by Darky
The Human Bulldog! Ouch, what an ugly man!!!
Also....Zodiac Mindwarp was an ugly guy as well...loved the band though :)
FootyBabe
19 Apr 2002, 20:42
Marilyn Manson - not only is he very ugly but a very freaky person
Savatage
21 Apr 2002, 01:14
How half asleep are you people?
An obvious one: Ace Frehley.
The guy is a walking corpse! He's the living dead!
Zombies have cleaner skin!