Carlton jokes.

[ChipDouglas]

I'll get the ball rolling. What do you get when you cross Brendan Fevola with a gorilla?

A ****ed up gorilla:D

[james Dean]

Who has lost 26 Grand Finals? Car.. Sorry Collingwood

[Bazzar]

Oh and did you hear about the MP who was found dead last week wearing a Collingwood jumper? They had to dress him in women’s underwear to save his family from embarrassment

Q. What do you do for a drowning Carlton player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway

Q. Whats the difference between Carlton and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches. http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/smilies/standard/eek.gif

Q. If you see a Carlton fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle. http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/smilies/frown.gif

Q. What do Carlton fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human beinghttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/smilies/standard/rolleyes.gif

Q. What do you have when 100 Carlton fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/smilies/frown.gif

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Carlton fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/smilies/cool.gif

Q. What's the difference between a female Carlton fan and a Pit bull?
A. Lipstick

Q. What do Carlton Fans use for birth control ?
A. Their personalitieshttp://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/images/smilies/standard/eek.gif

EDIT: Sorry about the communist style editing but count yourself lucky it's not a frac. - Dr. J

[campbell023]

Who has lost 26 Grand Finals? Car.. Sorry Collingwood
Oh that was so funny:o

[Plogs]

Bentick, Cloke, just about their entire list.....

[ChipDouglas]

Who has lost 26 Grand Finals? Car.. Sorry Collingwood
Geez they're not to bright, this is a thread for Carlton jokes. Here's another

How many Lance Whitnalls does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb!!! I haven't got time to change a light bulb I'm to busy eating Pizza!

and this

Did you hear about Carlton's latest recovery session at the beach? A pod of Whales saw Lance and started singing "we are family".

[james Dean]

Did you hear that the Australian Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?

Well, they had photos of Collingwood players on them - buyers couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

What would you call a pregnant Collingwood fan?
A dope carrier.


What's the difference between a Collingwood fan and a Vibrator?
A Collingwood fan is a real dick

Why can't you get coffee at Collingwood games?
All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Carlton

[Johnson#26]

Cameron Cloke. ROFLcopter material.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/J26/CC.jpg

[ChipDouglas]

Brendan Fevola is so dumb that when the police pulled him over for breaking the speed limit, he offered to fix it.

[anzacs]

Whats the thinnest book in the world?

Carlton champions of the new millenium

[WakeUpTaz]

carlton suck so bad they made blind kids cry
carlton fans are so dumb they get stabbed in a gun fight
carlton is just like a mosquito, you have to kill it to stop it sucking
whats the difference between carlton supporters and a bag of shit? that bag


more to come

[WakeUpTaz]

actually one more, carlton stinks so bad the only dis im giving them is disinfectant



edit. one more, carlton fans are so stupid they bring their collection of wooden spoons to the super bowl

[anzacs]

Whats the thinnest book in the world?

Collingwood champions in the new milleniumSo you are just taking the Carlton jokes and replacing them with Collingwood?

Thanks for proving who the unoriginal scumbags are :p

[Johnson#26]

Whats the thinnest book in the world?

Collingwood champions in the new millenium

The most well stocked cooking set, though, is at Princes Park/Optus Oval/MC Labor Park/no clue, what, with all those spoons. Cooking up a storm.

[The Majestic]

What happens when you play golf with a collingwood supporter?

You see a bogan hitting off the ladies tee.
I remember you, you write jokes for Rove MacManus. :o

[Carlton.No.1]

The most well stocked cooking set, though, is at Princes Park/Optus Oval/MC Labor Park/no clue, what, with all those spoons. Cooking up a storm.

I think you will find, my bogan-like friend that Collingwood have, in fact, more wooden spoons that Carlton have in there possesion.

[WakeUpTaz]

Fevola is so stupid he bashed up a barman for beer

oh wait

[Johnson#26]

Wait...2002...2005...2006, yes?

And for us, it's 1976 and 1999. Just keep it quiet.

[WakeUpTaz]

Carlton.No.1

need a bigger joke?

[Carlton.No.1]

I remember you, you write jokes for Rove MacManus. :o

No, I actually write for Trevor Marmelade

[Carlton.No.1]

Carlton.No.1

need a bigger joke?

I dont need one but i will listen if you want to give me one.

[ChipDouglas]

Did you know that Lance Whitnall makes beeping noises when he backs up.

[Sublime]

Cameron Cloke. ROFLcopter material.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/J26/CC.jpg

You DO realise what top he's wearing in the pic don't you? :rolleyes:

[Johnson#26]

You DO realise what top he's wearing in the pic don't you?

Not our property any more, though.

[Carlton.No.1]

Wait...2002...2005...2006, yes?

And for us, it's 1976 and 1999. Just keep it quiet.

Carlton 2002, 2005, 2006 = 3
Collingwood 1976, 1999, 2007, 2008 = 4

ZING

and i am off, never to be sighted again

[WakeUpTaz]

I dont need one but i will listen if you want to give me one.

typical carlton, my post means your username is the biggest joke

[WakeUpTaz]

Carlton 2002, 2005, 2006 = 3
Collingwood 1976, 1999, 2007, 2008 = 4

ZING

and i am off, never to be sighted again

err you sure it isnt carlton 2002, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 ...............5293

never to be sighed again, good cause your stinking up the collingwood board carlscum

[Sublime]

Carlton 2002, 2005, 2006 = 3
Collingwood 1976, 1999, 2007, 2008 = 4

ZING

and i am off, never to be sighted again

I think there is a reason you'll never be sighted again.... That was an AWFUL comeback. :thumbsd:

[Johnson#26]

Carlton 2002, 2005, 2006 = 3
Collingwood 1976, 1999, 2007, 2008 = 4

ZING

and i am off, never to be sighted again

Quitting whilst behind? Dw m8 - but five wins to win a spoon, well, gonna break a record there.

That said we own the record for the 'best worst' finish - in '76, we won more games than anyone else has when holding up the ladder.

[ChipDouglas]

I think you will find, my bogan-like friend that Collingwood have, in fact, more wooden spoons that Carlton have in there possesion.
Last time I checked Bogans couldn't count and we have had 2 spoons compared to Carlton's 3 in 4 years. And bogans can't spell either, next time try POSSESSION.

[ChipDouglas]

Jack Elliot is so poor that when visitors enter his home and strike a match the roaches start singing "clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got some heat".

[hellfire]

Why bother with Carlton jokes. Carlton is the joke. No need for a thread.

[aron_rox]

What does a 14 yr old Carlton supporter take to the football

His two sons

[TheDak]

Carlton 2002, 2005, 2006 = 3
Collingwood 1976, 1999, 2007, 2008 = 4

ZING

and i am off, never to be sighted again

Your a fuucckkkinm tool! Ban in Jabso!!!! I gopt kicked off there pathetic board for alot less!

BEST CARLTON Joke:

THE CARLTON FOOTBALL CLUB!

[lenny20]

I was about to lay in to Carlton.No.1 but I just realised he's probably 13 years old. Which puts any Carlton victory outside his living memory.

And now for the joke...

Denis Pagan attends a Collingwood training session to try and pick up some tips from MM. "Mick," he says, "how do you coach so well?"
Mick responds, "I like to give my players brainteasers, to help keep them on their toes. Watch this."

MM then calls Nathan Buckley over to join the group, and asks him, "Nathan, who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
Bucks thinks for a while, then replies, "It's me."
"Correct," says Mick. Denis thanks him and leaves for the Carlton training session.

Later that day, as the blues are running through their warm ups, Denis calls Brendon Fevola over to join him. "Brendan," says Denis, "who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
Fev thinks long and hard, but cannot work it out. "Give me one second," he says, and walks over to see Kouta.
"Kouta," says Fev, "who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
"It's me," replies Kouta.
Fev now walks back over to Denis, who is still awaiting his answer, and proudly declares: "It's Kouta."
"No, you idiot!" yells Denis. "It's Nathan Buckley!"

[pies4eva]

What does a 14 yr old Collingwood supporter take to the football

His two sons

at least the kid's getting some action unlike you scum-rats

[AndyWalkersGirl]

Bentick, Cloke, just about their entire list.....


pfft Bentick once got 31 possies against you guys... must be because he is really bad???

[Johnson#26]

2005 yeah? We were FRIGHTFUL.

[Stakerz]

You Carlton scum are so dumb you thought this was a thread to bag Collingwood.

[The Majestic]

What does a 14 yr old Collingwood supporter take to the football

His two sons

I think we have a new contender for worst joke.

It took some effort but Carlton.No.1 has been knocked off for worst joke, if you are going to do jokes make them mildly funny.

[2spek-brown]

Denis pagan wanted to buy a new kitchen like renevating to make it bigger. the builder said "why", denis said "not telling". then builder said "oh come on dennis tell us" and denis said "fine i need a bigger kitchen to fit all my WOODEN SPOONS"......... HAHAHAHAHAH



P.S on the left it sais i go for freo but that was a mistake i was mean to put down collingwood i clicked the wrong one

[Tarkyn_24]

Rip off of the Carlton thread.

And I knew some idiot would start it.

[jj1978]

Just a few of my faves...

Q) Why do people spew in gutters?
A) To give the Carlton supporters breakfast in bed.

Q) Scotland, Whitnall, Fevola are in a car, who's driving?
A) The Policeman

Q) How do you know when a Carlton supporter has robbed your home?
A) Your thongs are missing and your dog is suddenly pregnant.

[WakeUpTaz]

at least the kid's getting some action unlike you scum-rats

yea, im hot property :D



edit. where all the pies mods man, get rid of the carlscums, give them a yellow card, i got one for telling the truth on the carlton one, they should get one for lying on the pies board :D

[The Majestic]

Rip off of the Carlton thread.

And I knew some idiot would start it.
Seemed a certainty really.

[james Dean]

You Carlton scum are so dumb you thought this was a thread to bag Collingwood.
No we didn't, but teasing Collingwood is too irresistable

[WakeUpTaz]

No we didn't, but teasing Collingwood is too irresistable
hahah "worth the waite" you will be long dead before anything good happens to carlton and waite

[Tarkyn_24]

No we didn't, but teasing Collingwood is too irresistable
Was just waiting for a Carlton supporter to make a response to that post...

such an easy target

[james Dean]

hahah "worth the waite" you will be long dead before anything good happens to carlton and waite
Maybe it will be a 38 year Waite like some people had to endure

[WakeUpTaz]

Maybe it will be a 38 year Waite like some people had to endure

are you still here...and spell wait right, that isn't the right place to use Waite, looks weird, then again you are a carlscum

[Dazman]

Denis Pagan attends a Collingwood training session to try and pick up some tips from MM. "Mick," he says, "how do you coach so well?"
Mick responds, "I like to give my players brainteasers, to help keep them on their toes. Watch this."

MM then calls Nathan Buckley over to join the group, and asks him, "Nathan, who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
Bucks thinks for a while, then replies, "It's me."
"Correct," says Mick. Denis thanks him and leaves for the Carlton training session.

Later that day, as the blues are running through their warm ups, Denis calls Brendon Fevola over to join him. "Brendan," says Denis, "who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
Fev thinks long and hard, but cannot work it out. "Give me one second," he says, and walks over to see Kouta.
"Kouta," says Fev, "who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
"It's me," replies Kouta.
Fev now walks back over to Denis, who is still awaiting his answer, and proudly declares: "It's Kouta."
"No, you idiot!" yells Denis. "It's Nathan Buckley!"

:thumbsu: :thumbsu::D

[Jabso]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6088/bwcommxh8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Welcome to the Collingwood board.

[david_345]

This thread had me completely confused until I went back and noticed the mod edits!

You're a legend Jabso:thumbsu:

Why do Carlton supporters stink?

So blind people can hate them too :D

[blues4flag]

I was about to lay in to Carlton.No.1 but I just realised he's probably 13 years old. Which puts any Carlton victory outside his living memory.

And now for the joke...

Denis Pagan attends a Collingwood training session to try and pick up some tips from MM. "Mick," he says, "how do you coach so well?"
Mick responds, "I like to give my players brainteasers, to help keep them on their toes. Watch this."

MM then calls Nathan Buckley over to join the group, and asks him, "Nathan, who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
Bucks thinks for a while, then replies, "It's me."
"Correct," says Mick. Denis thanks him and leaves for the Carlton training session.

Later that day, as the blues are running through their warm ups, Denis calls Brendon Fevola over to join him. "Brendan," says Denis, "who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
Fev thinks long and hard, but cannot work it out. "Give me one second," he says, and walks over to see Kouta.
"Kouta," says Fev, "who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
"It's me," replies Kouta.
Fev now walks back over to Denis, who is still awaiting his answer, and proudly declares: "It's Kouta."
"No, you idiot!" yells Denis. "It's Nathan Buckley!"


Did you hear about Carlton's latest recovery session at the beach? A pod of Whales saw Lance and started singing "we are family".

Gotta admit, those two gave me a laugh :D .

Q. What do you call an intelligent Collingwood supporter?

A. An oxymoron.

[Mossi]

Carlton.No.1

need a bigger joke?


:D :D that one tops it for me!!!

[jj1978]

Your mods are tools!

This thread idea was taken from the Carlton board, of which was hijacked by some Collingwood supporters posting Carlton jokes far worse than the jokes we Carlton supporters posted about Collingwood.

Our mods didn't change and edit the jokes on our board, and your mods changed ours.... Can't take a joke??? Hurts when there must be some truth to the joke hey???

Well at least we discovered something else, C'wood can't take what they dish out.

[Tarkyn_24]

:thumbsu: :thumbsu::D
originally collingwood richmond

gotta love it.

[Tarkyn_24]

Your mods are tools!

This thread idea was taken from the Carlton board, of which was hijacked by some Collingwood supporters posting Carlton jokes far worse than the jokes we Carlton supporters posted about Collingwood.

Our mods didn't change and edit the jokes on our board, and your mods changed ours.... Can't take a joke??? Hurts when there must be some truth to the joke hey???

Well at least we discovered something else, C'wood can't take what they dish out.
I take the blame for the hijacking of the Carlton thread...

Stop crying over spilt milk.

[Baggers]

Pagan had his kitchen renovated to fit in all of our CUPS!!!!

Geez you blokes are a precious lot aren't you? Why wont you let us post jokes about the pies without editing them. We have not edited your jokes on our board.

It's all about premierships people - 16!!!! Speak to us when you get to that record.

[Tarkyn_24]

Pagan had his kitchen renovated to fit in all of our CUPS!!!!

Geez you blokes are a precious lot aren't you? Why wont you let us post jokes about the pies without editing them. We have not edited your jokes on our board.

It's all about premierships people - 16!!!! Speak to us when you get to that record.

Jabso, please un edit all those jokes. Some were pretty good.

[ChipDouglas]

Pagan had his kitchen renovated to fit in all of our CUPS!!!!

Geez you blokes are a precious lot aren't you? Why wont you let us post jokes about the pies without editing them. We have not edited your jokes on our board.

It's all about premierships people - 16!!!! Speak to us when you get to that record.
No point in leaving your jokes up because they weren't funny.

[Baggers]

They are the same jokes. And I've got to admit, I had a great laugh at some of the jokes at our expense.

What has 60 legs & 18 teeth? The front row of the Collingwood Cheer Squad :cool:

Feel free to edit that one though.

Seriously, have a laugh, there ARE some great jokes. Not here to troll, just think we can all have a laugh at our, or our teams, expense.

[Jabso]

Jabso, please un edit all those jokes. Some were pretty good.

They are still funny, it just shows how you can slot in almost any team into any joke.

I apologise if your thread was hijacked but if you came here for revenge you are just stooping to their levle anyway.

[Plogs]

Your mods are tools!

This thread idea was taken from the Carlton board, of which was hijacked by some Collingwood supporters posting Carlton jokes far worse than the jokes we Carlton supporters posted about Collingwood.

Our mods didn't change and edit the jokes on our board, and your mods changed ours.... Can't take a joke??? Hurts when there must be some truth to the joke hey???

Well at least we discovered something else, C'wood can't take what they dish out.

Hey champ, i got banned from the Carlton board last year because of this:

Originally Posted by audas
Well have travelled half way across the world to see the blues take on the PIES.

Left london last week and am now in Thailand getting rid of the london moon tan. But most importantly have managed to get to the internet cafe to check the BF carlton board. Bit dissapointed about mojo31 hey.

Anyway looking forward to seeing the MIGHTY baggers notch one up against the ferals and expect everyone to be at the game for some pie munching and general jubilation at watching the tears flow from the pies.

Lets put on a show baggers.

Enjoy the trip back to the old dart. Have they got Fox Footy in the In-flight ?

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=239598&highlight=London

Sooks. If there is one thing i hate more than sooks, it's cheating sooks.

[Baggers]

FWIW Plogs, if you were banned for that, it is VERY BAD FORM from our mods. I don't see the harm in having a crack at supporters of other teams, so long as it's not too personal and/or in poor taste.

[Tarkyn_24]

They are still funny, it just shows how you can slot in almost any team into any joke.

I apologise if your thread was hijacked but if you came here for revenge you are just stooping to their levle anyway.
I'm pretty sure I support Collingwood.

I hijacked their thread, it's only fair they do it to us.

[Invigoration]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=323410&page=8

Not a joke, because its true. But how funny is that thread... Just check out the title.

Comedy gold

[Tarkyn_24]

Collingwood - 1 flag in the last 47 years is the greatest joke of all ...

bwahahahahahahah
Jabso, please edit to this...

Carlton - 3 spoons in last 5 years is the grandest joke of all...

bwahahahahahahah

[Tarkyn_24]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=323410&page=8

Not a joke, because its true. But how funny is that thread... Just check out the title.

Comedy gold
ROFL:thumbsu:

[WakeUpTaz]

Collingwood - 1 flag in the last 47 years is the greatest joke of all ...

bwahahahahahahah

go look in the mirror :thumbsu::D:thumbsu:

who do you go for? too sissy to tell

[WakeUpTaz]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=323410&page=8

Not a joke, because its true. But how funny is that thread... Just check out the title.

Comedy gold

whats the title i cant see im banned from scum forums

[Tarkyn_24]

Collingwood - 1 flag in the last 47 years is the greatest joke of all ...

bwahahahahahahah
How can you be a newbie, and have joined in 03???

[Invigoration]

whats the title i cant see im banned from scum forums

"Lets admit that we are crap... "

hehehehe :)

At least they are honest with themselves

[WakeUpTaz]

"Lets admit that we are crap... "

hehehehe :)

At least they are honest with themselves

hahahahah, i wish i could see that thread

[waveofthefuture]

y...your username is penetrator? jeeeeez.

[royalist]

No, I actually write for Trevor Marmelade
No wonder his jokes are piss weak.

[Big Delut]

Jabso, please edit to this...

Carlton - 3 spoons in last 5 years is the grandest joke of all...

bwahahahahahahah

I think the fact that you have won 3 flags in the last 70 years to our 11 takes that title.

[rickyp]

how do you get the carlton supporters out of your front yard?



move the bins to your back yard



how long does it take for a carlton supporter to use the bathroom?



about 9 months

[vinnie_vegas69]

Why reduce ourselves to the levels of opposition supporters and make jokes that are clearly not in any way specific to the club. We've all heard these jokes before being attribute to Collingwood, lawyers, bassoon players, and pretty much anything else you can think of.

Why not focus on the positives about Carlton and it's supporters, like radio presenter Charlie King:

http://www.abc.net.au/darwin/stories/Charlie_an_m1289610.jpg

[flankerfromsrilanka]

Jabso, please edit to this...

Carlton - 3 spoons in last 5 years is the grandest joke of all...

bwahahahahahahah


While we're talking stats

Collingwood has met Carlton in six grand finals. It has lost five of them. Collingwood's only win was in 1910. That's a pretty good stat.

[Tarkyn_24]

While we're talking stats

Collingwood has met Carlton in six grand finals. It has lost five of them. Collingwood's only win was in 1910. That's a pretty good stat.
How's this for a stat.

In all finals Collingwood and Adelaide have played, Collingwood have come out victors every time.

100% record.

[BlueDW]

Denis pagan wanted to buy a new kitchen like renevating to make it bigger. the builder said "why", denis said "not telling". then builder said "oh come on dennis tell us" and denis said "fine i need a bigger kitchen to fit all my WOODEN SPOONS"......... HAHAHAHAHAH



P.S on the left it sais i go for freo but that was a mistake i was mean to put down collingwood i clicked the wrong one

Wait, wait, wait, you better make it bigger still to fit all 16 cups!!! Take a lot of room up those suckers!!!

[scottyD]

Whats the thinnest book in the world?

Carlton champions of the new millenium
they have a book?

[scottyD]

whitnalls so fat he sweats
butter and syrup, and has
a full-time job at the pancake place, wiping pancakes across his forehead.

[scottyD]

but what bout those kids kids?

[scottyD]

WELL SEE WHEN COLLINGWOOD PLAY carlton TOMORROW AND WELL SEE WHO WINS HEY!!!

[scottyD]

posts i think

[oaksy]

So you are just taking the Carlton jokes and replacing them with Collingwood?

Thanks for proving who the unoriginal scumbags are :p

Bullshit, you scum just got collingwood jokes that supporters of the other 15 clubs use(that means everyone but collingwood for the 99% of you that can't count), and changed it to carlton.

stupid thread made by stupid people.

p.s enjoy Bryan :D

[Brad Pearce]

What's the matter Jabso?
Can't take a joke:o

[big bruno]

Brendan Fevola is so dumb that when the police pulled him over for breaking the speed limit, he offered to fix it.


That's a classic!!!! champion joke

[goalpie]

Bullshit, you scum just got collingwood jokes that supporters of the other 15 clubs use(that means everyone but collingwood for the 99% of you that can't count), and changed it to carlton.

stupid thread made by stupid people.

p.s enjoy Bryan :D

Take your pills.

[giantpie]

What has an IQ of 180?

180,000 Carlton supporters:D :D

[Hadders]

Bullshit, you scum just got collingwood jokes that supporters of the other 15 clubs use(that means everyone but collingwood for the 99% of you that can't count), and changed it to carlton.

stupid thread made by stupid people.

p.s enjoy Bryan :D

Enjoy Cloke on the weekend....oh wait.

[Brad Pearce]

Enjoy Cloke on the weekend....oh wait.
Can't wait to see davis... oh sorry
But Egan has been really good... Damn
Ok fine last try
Get on Cox for a rising star nomination this week... crap

Ok we'll skip this round...can't wait to see Dawes play... oh sorry, he's injured and shit:thumbsu:

[zorbadunde]

Can't wait to see davis... oh sorry
But Egan has been really good... Damn
Ok fine last try
Get on Cox for a rising star nomination this week... crap

Ok we'll skip this round...can't wait to see Dawes play... oh sorry, he's injured and shit:thumbsu:

Hi Brad is it? Listen dude go back to school, get some education and try and come up with something more original than the oh sorry oh crap joke. i mean really did you get this off your five year old.

Ok

Cya have a good day after your loose :thumbsu:

bye :p

[scottyD]

Go The Pies

[FEVS 25]

they werent even funny hahahah

carlton all the way

[oaksy]

Hi Brad is it? Listen dude go back to school, get some education and try and come up with something more original than the oh sorry oh crap joke. i mean really did you get this off your five year old.

Ok

Cya have a good day after your loose :thumbsu:

bye :p

geez collingwood supporters have good spelling and grammar

[Hadders]

geez collingwood supporters have good spelling and grammar

Typical Carlton supporter, bagging a bloke's Scottish accent.;)

[ChipDouglas]

geez collingwood supporters have good spelling and grammar
The pot calling the kettle black, I couldn't find the word 'geez' anywhere in the dictionary. And thanks for the four points.:)