View Full Version : Collingwood vs Carlton Banter
Tarkyn_24
8 May 2007, 23:00
This is for banter between the supporters of the two clubs, to stop millions of idiotic threads being made on the boards.
And please remember we are not in Bay 13, so keep it polite, and make sure you don't act...
like Carlton supporters:p
Blues_Man
9 May 2007, 12:07
And please remember we are not in Bay 13, so keep it polite, and make sure you don't act...
like Carlton supporters:p
So you want us to post illiterate garbage...so you Pies ferals can understand what we are saying ? :D
Lets hope it's a traditional Pies V Blues clash with all the dramas and clashes we have come to expect, with the better side getting up in the end ...so better luck next time folks :)
whippersnipper
9 May 2007, 12:11
Whats the point? Your weak mods will just change anything having a go at Collingwood to Carlton- the lowest form of wit.
If you are going to do something like this, do it on Bay 13 without the influence of over-protective mods (or at least ones who dont follow Collingwood).
*waits for his post to be deleted, modified, etc. for no reason at all*
What is the point? It is quite clear that Carlton supporters have crawled back into their shell knowing they are in for another ordinary year and even though we aren’t taking the game seriously and we are resting players left right an centre, they know full well they are about to get their arses well and truly kicked. In any case they are all too busy praying to their False Idols like F*** ‘em Kernahan for making Richmond so pathetic that they can’t possibly finish last – surely they can’t possibly finish last again can they?
whippersnipper
9 May 2007, 16:28
What is the point? It is quite clear that Carlton supporters have crawled back into their shell knowing they are in for another ordinary year and even though we aren’t taking the game seriously and we are resting players left right an centre, they know full well they are about to get their arses well and truly kicked. In any case they are all too busy praying to their False Idols like F*** ‘em Kernahan for making Richmond so pathetic that they can’t possibly finish last – surely they can’t possibly finish last again can they?
Ahhh making excuses already in case you lose on the weekend. So.....Collingwood, isn't it?
magpies1
9 May 2007, 21:28
Whats the point? Your weak mods will just change anything having a go at Collingwood to Carlton- the lowest form of wit.
If you are going to do something like this, do it on Bay 13 without the influence of over-protective mods (or at least ones who dont follow Collingwood).
*waits for his post to be deleted, modified, etc. for no reason at all*
What is Bay 13 and how do you access it?
Tarkyn_24
9 May 2007, 21:42
What is Bay 13 and how do you access it?
look for posts by "parrot";)
giantroo
10 May 2007, 08:01
Well Fevola will pantsing you guys if presti and clement do not play.
Whats the point? Your weak mods will just change anything having a go at Collingwood to Carlton- the lowest form of wit.
If you are going to do something like this, do it on Bay 13 without the influence of over-protective mods (or at least ones who dont follow Collingwood).
*waits for his post to be deleted, modified, etc. for no reason at all*
As posted in another thread, i got banned from the Carlton last year because of this "crime":
Originally Posted by audas
Well have travelled half way across the world to see the blues take on the PIES.
Left london last week and am now in Thailand getting rid of the london moon tan. But most importantly have managed to get to the internet cafe to check the BF carlton board. Bit dissapointed about mojo31 hey.
Anyway looking forward to seeing the MIGHTY baggers notch one up against the ferals and expect everyone to be at the game for some pie munching and general jubilation at watching the tears flow from the pies.
Lets put on a show baggers.
Plogs: Enjoy the trip back to the old dart. Have they got Fox Footy in the In-flight ?
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showth...ghlight=London
Sooks. If there is one thing i hate more than sooks, it's cheating sooks.
Jimbeam
10 May 2007, 13:25
I hate carlton i think they are a bunch of soft weak downhill skiing front running squibs, Gibbs is the biggest squib, cannot stand how they overate Mark MurrrrPPPHEY, he reminds me of Shane Obree, they are a disgrace to the old cheating filthy navy blue, the new breed are a bunch of spoons :thumbsu:
They are so pathetic i would say barb is the most intelligent person to ever wear the navy blue. Its like you have to talk with a lisp to even get on the list.
Scum and filth
Pie_squasher
10 May 2007, 14:40
I hate carlton i think they are a bunch of soft weak downhill skiing front running squibs, Gibbs is the biggest squib, cannot stand how they overate Mark MurrrrPPPHEY, he reminds me of Shane Obree, they are a disgrace to the old cheating filthy navy blue, the new breed are a bunch of spoons :thumbsu:
They are so pathetic i would say barb is the most intelligent person to ever wear the navy blue. Its like you have to talk with a lisp to even get on the list.
Scum and filth
Do I detect some jealousy - you'd love to have him on your list (and remember he's only just turned 18)
You must be the only person who doesn't rate Murphy - O'Bree couldn't tie Murphy's shoelaces
Don't bring the fact that you have no teeth into the discussion....
Squash
pendles
10 May 2007, 14:56
Well Fevola will pantsing you guys if presti and clement do not play.
The boy from the fevala will do a job on the Fevola.
Jimbeam
10 May 2007, 15:19
Do I detect some jealousy - you'd love to have him on your list (and remember he's only just turned 18)
You must be the only person who doesn't rate Murphy - O'Bree couldn't tie Murphy's shoelaces
Don't bring the fact that you have no teeth into the discussion....
Squash
MurPHEEY is an overated stuck up little dud, he kicks like a dog and plays like a pussy, as for the squib gibb he is a DUD unit, pagan the little gremlin that everyone laughs at tried the gun :rolleyes: in the midfield and found out he is softer than scottland, if that even possible :o Your a rabble there is 1 player on your list i rate, Wait, absolute gun the rest are overated soft front running little ****ers, phatnell and fev are a total disgrace, the filth are still the laughing stock. Cheating dogs and thats an insult to dogs.
We get to sharpen our wit on their dull minds.. win win
We get to sharpen our wit on their dull minds.. win win
From what I've seen in here it looks like they could do with a good sharpening.
We know the Collingwood cheer squad is where shaved monkeys are sent to learn how to speak, is this where they come to learn how to type?
yeah-nah
10 May 2007, 20:21
Carlton suck.
stui magpie
10 May 2007, 20:39
So you want us to post illiterate garbage ?.
Why not? It's what you post on your own board and every where else.:p
Jimbeam
10 May 2007, 20:41
From what I've seen in here it looks like they could do with a good sharpening.
We know the Collingwood cheer squad is where shaved monkeys are sent to learn how to speak, is this where they come to learn how to type?
after that training we send them down to scum oval to learn how to cook the books and cheat like dogs :D
stui magpie
10 May 2007, 20:44
From what I've seen in here it looks like they could do with a good sharpening.
We know the Collingwood cheer squad is where shaved monkeys are sent to learn how to speak, is this where they come to learn how to type?
Yep. Learning to speak in the Collingwood cheer squad is after they graduate from learning how to grunt in time and not throw their own faeces at each other in the Carlton cheer squad.:D
Tarkyn_24
10 May 2007, 20:50
Google fight resolves everything...
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+success&word2=Collingwood+success
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+win&word2=Collingwood+win
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+premiers&word2=Collingwood+premiers
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+win+this+weekend&word2=Collingwood+win+this+weekend
Carlton to win according all searches.
Eddie might be able to sue google fight when all of the results turn out wrong.
Hadders
10 May 2007, 23:41
Google fight resolves everything...
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+success&word2=Collingwood+success
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+win&word2=Collingwood+win
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+premiers&word2=Collingwood+premiers
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+win+this+weekend&word2=Collingwood+win+this+weekend
Carlton to win according all searches.
Eddie might be able to sue google fight when all of the results turn out wrong.
Try this one:
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Carlton+win+the+wooden+spoon&word2=Collingwood+win+the+wooden+spoon
This is where its at. :thumbsu:
david_345
11 May 2007, 00:30
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=%22Carlton+Blues%22&word2=%22Collingwood+Magpies%22
Smokey_22
11 May 2007, 00:35
MurPHEEY is an overated stuck up little dud, he kicks like a dog and plays like a pussy, as for the squib gibb he is a DUD unit, pagan the little gremlin that everyone laughs at tried the gun :rolleyes: in the midfield and found out he is softer than scottland, if that even possible :o Your a rabble there is 1 player on your list i rate, Wait, absolute gun the rest are overated soft front running little ****ers, phatnell and fev are a total disgrace, the filth are still the laughing stock. Cheating dogs and thats an insult to dogs.
come on mate you're just embarrassing yourself and your fans.
eddiesmith
11 May 2007, 22:29
MurPHEEY is an overated stuck up little dud, he kicks like a dog and plays like a pussy, as for the squib gibb he is a DUD unit, pagan the little gremlin that everyone laughs at tried the gun :rolleyes: in the midfield and found out he is softer than scottland, if that even possible :o Your a rabble there is 1 player on your list i rate, Wait, absolute gun the rest are overated soft front running little ****ers, phatnell and fev are a total disgrace, the filth are still the laughing stock. Cheating dogs and thats an insult to dogs.
Well that shows your complete lack of knowledge if you think Waite is their best player :eek:
Jimbeam
12 May 2007, 10:14
come on mate you're just embarrassing yourself and your fans.
its tongue in check buddy, the day i read or post something that is realistic and makes sense on bigfooty is the day the world will end, get over it mate im just having abit of fun
Jimbeam
12 May 2007, 10:18
Well that shows your complete lack of knowledge if you think Waite is their best player :eek:
Complete lack of knowledge lol
murphy, and gibbs are no goldsack, dick and cox............hmmmmm thoes names all have something in common i just can't figure it out....
scottyD
12 May 2007, 17:41
And The Pies Have Bloody Won!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yaaaaay!!!!!1
eddiesmith
12 May 2007, 22:12
Complete lack of knowledge lol
Yeah, did you see who 3AW gave BOG to, Travis Cloke, I think his opponent for the day was Waite, hmmm
Whilst Murphy was superb, Fevola had a good first half, Waite would be lucky to crack the top 10 players on their list
Jimbeam
13 May 2007, 21:11
Yeah, did you see who 3AW gave BOG to, Travis Cloke, I think his opponent for the day was Waite, hmmm
Whilst Murphy was superb, Fevola had a good first half, Waite would be lucky to crack the top 10 players on their list
That proves what, your talking about knowledge which is something acquired over time, through practice and study. Murphy had a great first half yes, he was getting a lot of ball, lots of cheap kicks and a lot of cheap free kicks, he would be ranked about 3rd in the AFL for free kicks this year. Murphy bases a lot of his positioning and movement to milk free kicks. His kicking was laughable and ineffectual, shocking foot disposal, good by hand, but very sheep doggish, not an honest hard player so i dont really rate him in the scheme of things, that might change over time, then again once he gets bigger he will lose pace and could become way to one dimensional as his already sluggish speed is needed for his signature sidesteps which are about the best part of Marks game.
Fev is a headcase, enough said.
As for Waite he toweled up Rev last week and is starting to play some very good consistent football, he had a bad game and only an idiot would judge a player on 1 game ;) His upside is alot bigger than Murphy, he is a KPP and as someone of your great wisdom should know Eddie, they are a longer developing prospect, he is still only a kid when it comes to KPP and has all the tools needed to be a great AFL footballer.
That proves what, your talking about knowledge which is something acquired over time, through practice and study. Murphy had a great first half yes, he was getting a lot of ball, lots of cheap kicks and a lot of cheap free kicks, he would be ranked about 3rd in the AFL for free kicks this year. Murphy bases a lot of his positioning and movement to milk free kicks. His kicking was laughable and ineffectual, shocking foot disposal, good by hand, but very sheep doggish, not an honest hard player so i dont really rate him in the scheme of things, that might change over time, then again once he gets bigger he will lose pace and could become way to one dimensional as his already sluggish speed is needed for his signature sidesteps which are about the best part of Marks game.
Fev is a headcase, enough said.
As for Waite he toweled up Rev last week and is starting to play some very good consistent football, he had a bad game and only an idiot would judge a player on 1 game ;) His upside is alot bigger than Murphy, he is a KPP and as someone of your great wisdom should know Eddie, they are a longer developing prospect, he is still only a kid when it comes to KPP and has all the tools needed to be a great AFL footballer.
your a joke mate
Jimbeam
14 May 2007, 12:58
your a joke mate
I just hate carlton scum and find it hard to say anything good about your cheating scum filth club. I have no doubt it effects my judgment of your players. To me its like trying to rate dog shit. So i think i better stop as i cannot say 1 thing good about your scum club.
Frederlick
14 May 2007, 13:45
murphy, and gibbs are no goldsack, dick and cox............hmmmmm thoes names all have something in common i just can't figure it out....
The shame is that Murphy and Gibbs will learn how to play crap footy off the likes of Whitnall and Fev and never realise their full potential. You can talk them up all you want, they are not even close to contributing to consistent TEAM performances. Whilst that team carry's hacks and worn out passengers like Whitnall and Kouta, and has a one dimensional (Fev) forward line, you are doomed to consistent disappointment. While our top draft picks learn their craft in the reserves yours are thrown in the deep end to learn bad habits from the rabble that has been bottom feeders for the last half decade, I mean hello, Gibbs couldn't lead a rat up a drain pipe and he is in your leadership group. Should be sweet to watch.:thumbsu:
I just hate carlton scum and find it hard to say anything good about your cheating scum filth club. I have no doubt it effects my judgment of your players. To me its like trying to rate dog shit. So i think i better stop as i cannot say 1 thing good about your scum club.
As anyone who cares to search my previous posts will realise, i love how this word is now incorporated with the Carlton football club.