Lenny*
10 May 2007, 22:41
God came to me in a vision last night, he said that he is going to make it rain for 40 days and 40 nights or something, he said:
"Lenny* go forth and procure two animals of each species and maketh sureth theyth arth ofth theth oppositeth sexth. I will then allow the Richmond football club supporters to drown the world in spittle, before casting them back downeth to earthth like the turds they are"
**** I thought - where am I going to get enough wood to complete this most important and superly awesome task. I started to panick, hallucinate, speak in tongues ("2011 we will win the flag") and then it dawned on me - good old spoon kilda.
Yeah, so like its a matter of life and death for me and all the lovable animals except for the ones that swim and panda bears because they're a disgrace of an animal and should be harvested to make chinese herbal medicine, so give me all your wooden spoons.
Thanks
"Lenny* go forth and procure two animals of each species and maketh sureth theyth arth ofth theth oppositeth sexth. I will then allow the Richmond football club supporters to drown the world in spittle, before casting them back downeth to earthth like the turds they are"
**** I thought - where am I going to get enough wood to complete this most important and superly awesome task. I started to panick, hallucinate, speak in tongues ("2011 we will win the flag") and then it dawned on me - good old spoon kilda.
Yeah, so like its a matter of life and death for me and all the lovable animals except for the ones that swim and panda bears because they're a disgrace of an animal and should be harvested to make chinese herbal medicine, so give me all your wooden spoons.
Thanks