maccas_no1
18 May 2007, 09:56
The Elevator:
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in
a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and
the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light
up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up
again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
The Coma:
A Irish woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses
were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her
private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor
when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him that, crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral
sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.
The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in
a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and
the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light
up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up
again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
The Coma:
A Irish woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses
were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her
private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor
when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what
happened, telling him that, crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral
sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.
The husband was sceptical, but they assured that they'd close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".