View Full Version : Funniest thing you've heard/said/seen at the footy?
Stenglein's a Champ!
21 May 2007, 21:04
At the Adelaide game last year, McGregor was in the 50m closest to heals and I. A half pissed bloke a few rows back yelled out; "You handle balls worse then a lesbian McGregor", suppose you had to be there.
Also, last year at the Brisbane game, a very heavy-set woman (Lions supporter) behind heals and I would not stop yelling things out during the match and it was really aggrevating me. So one time she yelled out, "Where's the pressure CJ?" (Cause of course, she knew every player personally), and I piped up with; "It's on your seat love". Heals and the bloke on the other side of me were shaking with laughter.
They're my tales, please share yours, which will hopefully be much better then mine.
A guy was having a shot at goal and an old guy yelled out "chewy on ya boot" and this other bloke yelled out "Booooo...misss"
One game during the Ken Judge era we were playing like complete garbage, getting killed so we wanted to amuse ourselves. We started chanting to Phil Matera. Philly philly give us a wave give us a wave. He was in the square and we were 2 rows back so he could hear us cos the ball didnt spend much time our way. Anyway siren goes and he finally turns around and gives us a wave. We spent the whole half time celebrating. 3rd qtr we spent the whole time trying to get on TV. My mate tried to get on TV while mooning the camera. He pulled his pants down and was theown out pretty quick but the cameras just missed him. Ah good ol Ken Judge.
Eagles Gal
22 May 2007, 12:37
One game during the Ken Judge era we were playing like complete garbage, getting killed so we wanted to amuse ourselves. We started chanting to Phil Matera. Philly philly give us a wave give us a wave. He was in the square and we were 2 rows back so he could hear us cos the ball didnt spend much time our way. Anyway siren goes and he finally turns around and gives us a wave. We spent the whole half time celebrating. 3rd qtr we spent the whole time trying to get on TV. My mate tried to get on TV while mooning the camera. He pulled his pants down and was theown out pretty quick but the cameras just missed him. Ah good ol Ken Judge.
Yeh we really had to make our own fun during that era. I remember in about year 2000, it was pissing down with rain and the eagles were getting thrashed. I was at the game sitting in the first row right at the fence, and I looked up at the big screen and I was on it, nothing else but my big head covered in my poncho and I looked like a drowned rat. It was the most bizaar thing ever as I've never been on TV before... Not really funny just strange.
Stenglein's a Champ!
22 May 2007, 19:26
Yeh we really had to make our own fun during that era. I remember in about year 2000, it was pissing down with rain and the eagles were getting thrashed. I was at the game sitting in the first row right at the fence, and I looked up at the big screen and I was on it, nothing else but my big head covered in my poncho and I looked like a drowned rat. It was the most bizaar thing ever as I've never been on TV before... Not really funny just strange.
At the WAFL Grand Final last year, I was sitting a few rows behind the bench and looking up at the big screen. This guy was texting and I said; "Geez, he looks interested". The next minute the camera was on a very attractive young male and I yelled out; "Oh that's me!".
I copped so much shit from the few of my mates who watched the game.
Kerr4PM
22 May 2007, 22:21
At the Adelaide game last year, McGregor was in the 50m closest to heals and I. A half pissed bloke a few rows back yelled out; "You handle balls worse then a lesbian McGregor", suppose you had to be there.
Also, last year at the Brisbane game, a very heavy-set woman (Lions supporter) behind heals and I would not stop yelling things out during the match and it was really aggrevating me. So one time she yelled out, "Where's the pressure CJ?" (Cause of course, she knew every player personally), and I piped up with; "It's on your seat love". Heals and the bloke on the other side of me were shaking with laughter.
They're my tales, please share yours, which will hopefully be much better then mine.
You and heals sound very close, Is there something your not telling us :rolleyes:
Quinzate1
22 May 2007, 22:25
You and heals sound very close, Is there something your not telling us :rolleyes:
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
You and heals sound very close, Is there something your not telling us :rolleyes:
Yes, he hasnt payed me my $3.30 from last weeks game ;) . And we play eachother in school footy tomrrow
Kerr4PM
22 May 2007, 22:32
Yes, he hasnt payed me my $3.30 from last weeks game ;) . And we play eachother in school footy tomrrow
Are you gonna dish up the same Recipe you dished up to the Wce_all_da_way hack last week?
Stenglein's a Champ!
22 May 2007, 23:13
Yes, he hasnt payed me my $3.30 from last weeks game ;) . And we play eachother in school footy tomrrow
That money went to charity.
Plus you bet me $2 that Lynch would miss from right in front and he nailed it, so I win.
That money went to charite.
Plus you bet me $2 that Lynch would miss from right in front and he nailed it, so I win.
Fair call on the lynch bet.
Stenglein's a Champ!
22 May 2007, 23:24
Fair call on the lynch bet.
Btw, I'm going to kill you tomorrow.
Are you gonna dish up the same Recipe you dished up to the Wce_all_da_way hack last week?
Btw, I'm going to kill you tomorrow.
Will be tough kerry mitch is a great player but...
BRING IT ON
Stenglein's a Champ!
23 May 2007, 01:05
Consider it brung.
Best comment ive ever heard was early last year...this guy whos sat behind me as long as I can remember...good bloke too.
In his pommy accent after the great man kicked another quality goal...
"He's a good player Judd"
Heard a great one today.
Water girl comes up to me : "hey want some water ?" player im playing on cheap shots in... "he hasnt done anything yet" she then replys "and you have" ZING all this guy could come up with is touche.
Stenglein's a Champ!
23 May 2007, 21:07
Everyone ask heals about shitting his pants when someone was intimidating him.
Heard a great one today.
Water girl comes up to me : "hey kris want some water ?" player im playing on cheap shots in... "he hasnt done anything yet" she then replys "and you have" ZING all this guy could come up with is touche.
Hey Kris, want some water?
Stenglein's a Champ!
23 May 2007, 21:09
Heard a great one today.
Water girl comes up to me : "hey kris want some water ?" player im playing on cheap shots in... "he hasnt done anything yet" she then replys "and you have" ZING all this guy could come up with is touche.
I dominated the first half, and we were like two minutes into the second.
Why did you need water?
I dominated the first half, and we were like two minutes into the second.
Why did you need water?
Because i was thirsty. And i didnt even play on you in the first half and didnt you only get 2 marks.
Everyone ask heals about shitting his pants when someone was intimidating him.
Yeh ask me i cant remember, or was that the time you had 2 blokes pushing me and the greasy prick pushes me then runs off into the midfield.
Stenglein's a Champ!
23 May 2007, 21:27
Because i was thirsty. And i didnt even play on you in the first half and didnt you only get 2 marks.
Played HBF/BP; two contested marks.
Yeh ask me i cant remember, or was that the time you had 2 blokes pushing me and the greasy prick pushes me then runs off into the midfield.
No, that was the time I was standing next to you, one of my blokes came up and said some stuff, you absolutely shat your dacks, then the coach called him to CHB.
Interesting how no Chisolm players came to back you up.
Played HBF/BP; two contested marks.
No, that was the time I was standing next to you, one of my blokes came up and said some stuff, you absolutely shat your dacks, then the coach called him to CHB.
Interesting how no Chisolm players came to back you up.
Because they know I can get myself out of it. And isnt it funny how the wog mentality of ganging up on others is so common in the servite team ?
Stenglein's a Champ!
23 May 2007, 21:53
Because they know I can get myself out of it.
Hahaha, and what exactly was said after the bloke ran off?
"Please don't let them fight me".
And isnt it funny how the wog mentality of ganging up on others is so common in the servite team ?
I don't get it.
Kerr4PM
24 May 2007, 00:11
And isnt it funny how the wog mentality of ganging up on others is so common in the servite team ?
Hahahahaha :thumbsu:
Hahaha, and what exactly was said after the bloke ran off?
"Please don't let them fight me".
I don't get it.
I actually said WTF and laughed.
Stenglein's a Champ!
24 May 2007, 18:20
I actually said WTF and laughed.
No, you said; "If I get into a fight...".
Me:, "Na, I'd call 'em back".