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Big Cox
7 Jun 2007, 16:38
I wrote 2 for Lynchy. One using Sydneys theme the other Melbournes.

Sydney got Lynched

Cheer cheer the mou and the glove, honor thy Lynch, the man that I love, Throw that noble glove up high. Slot the goal pump that fist in the sky. Whether the distance be great or small Lynch will go back and kick all the goals. Forward of the year marching onward to victory

Hes a Grand Final Man

Hes a grand final man, Hes a high flying man.
Hes the forward for me and for you.
Hes the man behind the team we love. The team of the glove and the mou.
Every heart beats true for the glove and the mou as we yell this song to you.
Let all dropped marks be forgot. Keep your eye on the glove and the mou

Both were written in a largely drunken state :D

wce4premiership
7 Jun 2007, 20:42
lol good work, unfortunately i can't be bothered at the moment lol.

Juddyzthebest
8 Jun 2007, 11:52
he plays on the left he plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
our boy embers
makes-your boys look shite


( Hehe, thanks to the Red Army for that one haha)

boom crash opera
8 Jun 2007, 16:58
oh benny cousins
oh benny cousins
hes been a naughty boy

oh benny cousins
oh benny cousins
his teammates he did annoy

oh benny cousins
oh benny cousins
his football ability should have been suffice

oh benny cousins
oh benny cousins
why did you have to go near the ice!

Kerrby
9 Jun 2007, 00:05
oh benny cousins
oh benny cousins
hes been a naughty boy

oh benny cousins
oh benny cousins
his teammates he did annoy

oh benny cousins
oh benny cousins
his football ability should have been suffice

oh benny cousins
oh benny cousins
why did you have to go near the ice!
Oh collingwood supporters
Oh collingwood supporters
Grow some teeth

Oh collingwood supporters
Oh collingwood supporters
Eaten to much beef

Oh collingwood supporters
Oh collingwood supporters
Were sick of Rocca

Oh collingwood supporters
Oh collingwood supporters
We know what you do in the lockers

Serves you right!
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Judd is my budd, because he's a stud, don't fall over in mud, Definetly not a ludd.

Sorry i'm a bit tired :o.

EddieBettsIsAChamp
10 Jun 2007, 00:42
Oh collingwood supporters
Oh collingwood supporters
Grow some teeth

Oh collingwood supporters
Oh collingwood supporters
Eaten to much beef

Oh collingwood supporters
Oh collingwood supporters
Were sick of Rocca

Oh collingwood supporters
Oh collingwood supporters
We know what you do in the lockers

Serves you right!
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Judd is my budd, because he's a stud, don't fall over in mud, Definetly not a ludd.

Sorry i'm a bit tired :o.
Trent your a ****er:P The Collingwood songs funny as hell:P

boom crash opera
10 Jun 2007, 17:48
they won the flag in 06'
because they had big thugs
they won the flag in 06'
because they were on drugs!!

they were too strong for sydney
they were too strong for team in red
they were too strong for sydney
coz half em' were off there head!!

they celebrated hard that night
they partied like drunken mice
they celebrated hard that night
coz half em' were on ice!!

Stenglein's a Champ!
10 Jun 2007, 18:33
they won the flag in 06'
because they had big thugs
they won the flag in 06'
because they were on drugs!!

they were too strong for sydney
they were too strong for team in red
they were too strong for sydney
coz half em' were off there head!!

they celebrated hard that night
they partied like drunken mice
they celebrated hard that night
coz half em' were on ice!!

They were no good in 06,
'Cause their team was full of thugs,
They were no good in 06,
'Cause they were fighting blokes in pubs.

1990 was the last time they won a flag,
It's hard to believe, they could be that bad.

Without playing another game,
Buckley will retire,
He says he'll play again,
But the man is a liar.

1990 was the last time they won a flag,
It's hard to believe, they could be that bad.

*Mystique*
10 Jun 2007, 23:11
They were no good in 06,
'Cause their team was full of thugs,
They were no good in 06,
'Cause they were fighting blokes in pubs.

1990 was the last time they won a flag,
It's hard to believe, they could be that bad.

Without playing another game,
Buckley will retire,
He says he'll play again,
But the man is a liar.

1990 was the last time they won a flag,
It's hard to believe, they could be that bad.

Hahahahahahahahaha that is so funny :D

Kerrby
11 Jun 2007, 00:18
they won the flag in 06'
because they had big thugs
they won the flag in 06'
because they were on drugs!!

they were too strong for sydney
they were too strong for team in red
they were too strong for sydney
coz half em' were off there head!!

they celebrated hard that night
they partied like drunken mice
they celebrated hard that night
coz half em' were on ice!!
Collingwood are thugs,
Some look like slugs,
Malthouse is a pug,
Joffa wears a rug.

Can't find their feet,
Must be in a pub,
That's why they don't have any teeth,
Eaten seven six inch subs.

You can't say the eagles smoke crack,
Just look at Alan Didak,
Josh Fraser doesn't have a back,
Because he's about to get smacked.

Anthony Rocca,
Stays to long in the lockers,
Wonder what he's doing?
I don't think he is pooing.

Travis Cloke,
Still does smoke,
Soon he'll start to croak,
He aint no Travis Boak.

Dale Thomas,
Just look at his hair,
Hey look, there's something in the air.
For him, life just isn't fair.

Collingwood supporters,
Remind me of a tortoise,
Collingwoods favourite saying is,
SNORT US!!!!
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I guess we found the reason for collingwood having the thin white lines around their jumpers.

EddieBettsIsAChamp
11 Jun 2007, 00:30
Collingwood Supporters,
They recon they're top shit,
while they're lining up for goal,
Until they miss it. :P

EddieBettsIsAChamp
11 Jun 2007, 00:39
Eddie Maguire,
looks like he riped his face on barbed wire,
Need to support a better club,
that the one thats allways at the pub:P

That toss Travis Cloke,
He likes to take a toke,
from the peace pipe,
smells like he forgot to whipe.

Collingwood supporters,
they look like over cooked fish,
accept the fish have more teeth,
to have that much teeth is their wish.

Top 4 finish?
I dont think so,
Overal, Collingwood suck,
i burned their asses, so im gonna go:P

Prem87
11 Jun 2007, 18:24
Does anyone have the words to the song that Judd's Mum sang? was it about Chris? How embarrassing for Judd. lol.

Eagles Gal
12 Jun 2007, 12:10
ha ha. I know it went something like "kick to kick in the backyard with Dad" thats about all I can remember. She sung it on the footy show didnt she? Yeh, how embarassment for him.

Cuzz09
12 Jun 2007, 13:33
How did we lose to the Bombers?
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me now

Now, now, now, now,now!

SH!T! :mad: