View Full Version : Blacklisted bay 114 chants - serious, explicit discussion inside
Dandy_GO
11 Jun 2007, 15:36
I thought I'd make a thread to remove any doubt as to what is and what is not acceptable from our group. To do this, I thought I'd post a few examples of chants I've heard at the footy which we most definately won't be using.
A giant head
for such a little runt
Brett Ebert, Brett Ebert
You're a massive ****
Poor old Anthony Stevens,
His family was his life
But I'm sure he'll be sad to know
Just like Carey, I ****ed his wife.
I hate Collingwood, what a bunch of total ****s
**** those ****ers **** **** ****
**** **** ***** **** ****s.
I urge other posters to add their own. Mods sticky,for this is important and serious information.
Seanason
11 Jun 2007, 15:43
If you come down to Adelaide you better not come alone,
If you ocme down to Adelaide you might nto make it home
We've told you once, we told you twice us South Australians arent very nice
We'll Chop you up and Put You in a Baaaarrel
Home in a Barrel
Youre Going Home in a Barrel,
Home in a Baaaaarrel
Youre going home in a barrel
We all come from Snowtown, We all come from snowtown, da da da da hey
We all come from Snowtown, We all come from snowtown, da da da da hey
We all come from Snowtown, We all come from snowtown, da da da da hey
Seanason
11 Jun 2007, 15:44
I urge other posters to add their own. Mods sticky,for this is important and serious information.Not to mention {edit} hilarious.
dyertribe
11 Jun 2007, 16:10
(To the tune of 'Travis Dodd's magic hat')
http://img484.imageshack.us/img484/2818/linglo3.jpg
He looks like a rotting corpse
With girls he doesn't make the grade
So he stuck his dick in a monkey
And now he has the AIDS
He is not an Asian
He's ginger as can be
If you see him drop his strides
Say "get the f#ck away from me!"
Ohhhhhhhh
Cameron Ling has AIDS
A dropping T-Cell count
And when he saw the Outbreak monkey
He said "I'll eat that out"
Yes he plays for the Cats
His personality is driven
But if you know what's good for you
You will not wear the ribbon
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Dandy_GO
11 Jun 2007, 17:02
Gun work btw DT.
kimirocks
11 Jun 2007, 18:55
Seanason, that's one of my favourite chants right there.
apollo_creed
11 Jun 2007, 20:03
I hate Collingwood, what a bunch of total ****s
**** those ****ers **** **** ****
**** **** ***** **** ****s.
What's wrong with that?
one question though. why have you placed an Anthony Stevens taunt in the blacklisted files? you'd be surprised to know he hasn't played for 14 years.
apollo_creed
11 Jun 2007, 20:10
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They were only in about 4 episodes but **** those dudes were funny. (particuarly slick)
The Soup Nazi
The Puerto Rican Day Parade
The.... I forget which episode those pics are from. it's from early Season 7, the composition/name of the episode escapes me at the moment though.
there may have been a couple others?
Seanason
11 Jun 2007, 20:21
Seanason, that's one of my favourite chants right there.
Same, is one of the best thought of chants ive ever heard. However, from what ive heard it is not welcome at Bay 114. Im quite dissapointed tbh.
Dandy_GO
11 Jun 2007, 20:30
What's wrong with that?
It isn't melodic enough. Nobody else is going to chant with us if what we're chanting has no recognisable melody.
one question though. why have you placed an Anthony Stevens taunt in the blacklisted files? you'd be surprised to know he hasn't played for 14 years.
Exactly my point, and well done for picking it up. Outdated chants are banned.
raboyle
11 Jun 2007, 22:50
A giant head
for such a little runt
Brett Ebert, Brett Ebert
You're a massive ****
I'll be remembering that and adapting it for use at Centrals games... :D
ams4crows
13 Jun 2007, 15:25
when we play Hawthorn
Where were you when you were Shit
Where Were you, Where were you
Where were you when you were Shit!
dyertribe
13 Jun 2007, 15:42
when we play Hawthorn
Where were you when you were Shit
Where Were you, Where were you
Where were you when you were Shit!
2004 - 31255 members, 26678 avg. crowd (15th place)
2005 - 29261 members, 36274 avg. crowd (14th place)
2006 - 28003 members, 34071 avg. crowd (11th place)
2007 - 30004 members, 37664 avg. crowd (3rd place*)
In light of those figures, maybe the song should be:
Buy a membership,
Buy a membership,
Buy a membership like you did when you were shit!
Don't just rock up at the gate!
Seanason
13 Jun 2007, 17:25
2004 - 31255 members, 26678 avg. crowd (15th place)
2005 - 29261 members, 36274 avg. crowd (14th place)
2006 - 28003 members, 34071 avg. crowd (11th place)
2007 - 30004 members, 37664 avg. crowd (3rd place*)
In light of those figures, maybe the song should be:
Buy a membership,
Buy a membership,
Buy a membership like you did when you were shit!
Don't just rock up at the gate!
Thats why we arent singing it.
Also, i prefer to downplay resemblence to the Barmy Army.