View Full Version : The "Lets guess tomorrow's headline" game
raffrox
16 Jun 2007, 22:11
As Freo games go on I like to try and guess what tomorrows headline will be depending on how the game is going.
Halftime and Freo's up by 5 pts with 5 ore scoring shots...
Another one that got away
by Digby Beecham
After dominating periods of the game and having 9 more in side 50's Fremantle has gone down in a heart breaking 16 point loss etc, etc...
Who's next with a guess?
ImperialPurple
16 Jun 2007, 22:37
Freo Fan Jumps Off Cliff After Bad Loss...
Deadset - how many more scoring shots have we had??? Not liking this at all... :(
raffrox
16 Jun 2007, 22:44
At 3 qtr time...
"Tarrant the Hero"
In a game that saw Fremantle miss their share of opportunities a set shot by Tarrant from 40m out saw the Dockers sneak away with a 4 point victory....
At least I hope so. I agree IP. If we lose, we know why.
Freo Big Fella
16 Jun 2007, 23:11
Concentration Camp would be too good for Scott McLaren
raffrox
16 Jun 2007, 23:20
"Freo Announce Demotion to WAFL"
we'd be a decent side this year if we had any heart
'Kicking to 1 on 3 gameplan still a work in progress - Connolly'
maybe we loose all the time just so we dont have to sing our song at the end. we're pathetic
docker_azza
17 Jun 2007, 00:36
5-7 and Connolly's job on the line.
Times Ticking................
Freo1995
17 Jun 2007, 00:45
"Darwin streaker shows Dockers how its done"
estibador
17 Jun 2007, 00:58
Disappointment as Desperate Dogs Destroy Doddering Dockers' Dreams in Darwin.
Black JuJu
17 Jun 2007, 01:13
Now be realistic guys.
It's going to be cliche and simplistic. It is the Sunday Times afterall.
I boldly predict either -
'FREO FEEL THE HEAT'
or
'CONNOLLY FEELS THE HEAT'
:thumbsu:
or something about barking or biting seen as how it's the Bulldogs.
Flat Freo Fold For Seventh F-ing Time :D
pinkus maximus
17 Jun 2007, 03:07
freo are ****ed
It will be about Connolly. Sunday Times never seemed to be his biggest fan
Ruddiger
17 Jun 2007, 03:14
"Freo can't take the heat"
"Dogs win in pressure cooker game"
Black JuJu
17 Jun 2007, 10:33
They went for -
'DOCKERS TUMBLE IN TOP END'
and
'DARWIN'S TEARY'
The latter is frankly just SHOCKING. Am I missing something or is that just a pathetic play on 'Darwin's Theory'?
ImperialPurple
17 Jun 2007, 11:24
Is that an admission that you actually buy that rag JuJuman?? ;)
Black JuJu
17 Jun 2007, 11:36
New flat, flatties get it delivered, TV guide required.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it!
Benny Cousins, Daniel Kerr and Lynchie are on the front page because they went to Raffles on Friday for Cousin's sisters going away do. Ben drank water. The very small article it relates to on page 10 'STONE COLD CUZ' relates to everyones mate 'Sources' suggesting Benny will be aiming for 1000 days drug and alcohol free - but the best part of the story is this (direct quote from the rag) -
"The guest said it was a fantastic evening apart from the persistence of a fat guy, possibly from the media, who became a nuisance while trying to keep close to Cousins"
'a fat guy'.
Quality journalism.
Streaker The Only One To Show Some Balls.
legitimatic
17 Jun 2007, 15:09
I think you are right JuJU, it's an awful play on Darwins Theory, pretty shocking.
Gaspode
17 Jun 2007, 17:50
The very small article it relates to on page 10 'STONE COLD CUZ' relates to everyones mate 'Sources' suggesting Benny will be aiming for 1000 days drug and alcohol free
Can see the headlines in the future.
Day 1001 - Cuz on a bender - seen snorting with Paris and pissed as a fart :)
Sorry - I just love how there's a time limit :)
GentlemanJeff
17 Jun 2007, 17:55
Headline: "Hart gives first half of season a big tick".
Next day: "Cuddles signed on for 3 more years".
Following day: "Pav to head home"