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SweetLeftFoot
8 Jul 2007, 23:23
Been saying it a long time now, but I thought Id say it again ...

Every year you tell us we are relocating, but we are still here.

Every year we say you are shit, and you are still shit.

Oh,and now even Little Johnny is coming on board with a few million for Arden Street, it looks like you wont even have the piss weak relocation line to pull out. We, on the other hand, will still be able to point and snicker at your irredeemable shitness, a shitness that echoes down the ages and will remain so for many epochs yet.

fishbowl
8 Jul 2007, 23:26
Do you know why the Richmond were the last AFL team to get a website?

Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

SweetLeftFoot
8 Jul 2007, 23:36
Very good.

Please keep them coming.

Realistic Tiger
8 Jul 2007, 23:37
Congrats you beat this years wooden spoon side, you must be so proud.

DarwinRoo
8 Jul 2007, 23:57
We were the last team to beat the Top side aswell.

itsintheblood
9 Jul 2007, 00:56
Been saying it a long time now, but I thought Id say it again ...

Every year you tell us we are relocating, but we are still here.

Every year we say you are shit, and you are still shit.

Oh,and now even Little Johnny is coming on board with a few million for Arden Street, it looks like you wont even have the piss weak relocation line to pull out. We, on the other hand, will still be able to point and snicker at your irredeemable shitness, a shitness that echoes down the ages and will remain so for many epochs yet.

Every year we have a shitload more people who financially support our club more than yours. 30,000 members and we're crap. 22,000 at the sharks or whatever the hell u call yourselves these days.

jacko57
9 Jul 2007, 01:23
30,000 members and we're crap.
Only a Tigers fan could imagine this is something to boast about ! :D

itsintheblood
9 Jul 2007, 01:34
Only a Tigers fan could imagine this is something to boast about ! :D

Well we support ourselves financially at least.

Grin
9 Jul 2007, 10:01
And we also support the roos, financially.

You see this is why the talk of a relocation for the Roos.

Because they can't stand on their own two feet in Victoria.

Hawthorn have relocated and done quite well out of it.

Why don't you do what they have done:
Relocate then tell your fans you haven't.
Or perhaps Roos supporters aren't quite that gullible.

At least the Roos, unlike the Hawks, show passion for their team and are desperately fighting a relocation.

mark73
9 Jul 2007, 10:45
Every year we have a shitload more people who financially support our club more than yours. 30,000 members and we're crap. 22,000 at the sharks or whatever the hell u call yourselves these days.

I actually bear you no malice. You're all right we have relocated. We've relocated 9 spots up the ladder from last year. :thumbsu:

jacko57
9 Jul 2007, 11:57
Well we support ourselves financially at least.
At least..............and at most. :D

Hawkk
9 Jul 2007, 13:12
And we also support the roos, financially.

You see this is why the talk of a relocation for the Roos.

Because they can't stand on their own two feet in Victoria.

Hawthorn have relocated and done quite well out of it.

Why don't you do what they have done:
Relocate then tell your fans you haven't.
Or perhaps Roos supporters aren't quite that gullible.

At least the Roos, unlike the Hawks, show passion for their team and are desperately fighting a relocation.

Excuses, excuses, excuses.

As SLF said, North are still here and you're still shit.

*The 'Tassie Hawks' have more members then the Tigers - and have for the last 10 of 11 years, hardly something to boast about

ReservoirDog
9 Jul 2007, 15:10
Been saying it a long time now, but I thought Id say it again ...

Every year you tell us we are relocating, but we are still here.

Every year we say you are shit, and you are still shit.

Oh,and now even Little Johnny is coming on board with a few million for Arden Street, it looks like you wont even have the piss weak relocation line to pull out. We, on the other hand, will still be able to point and snicker at your irredeemable shitness, a shitness that echoes down the ages and will remain so for many epochs yet.

How long is an Epoch? Is Terry on 850K for the entire Epoch?
:D

Punt_Road_Roar
9 Jul 2007, 15:18
Been saying it a long time now, but I thought Id say it again ...

Every year you tell us we are relocating, but we are still here.

Every year we say you are shit, and you are still shit.

Oh,and now even Little Johnny is coming on board with a few million for Arden Street, it looks like you wont even have the piss weak relocation line to pull out. We, on the other hand, will still be able to point and snicker at your irredeemable shitness, a shitness that echoes down the ages and will remain so for many epochs yet.

Must really annoy you that for a team so crap we still have supporters :thumbsu:

jacko57
9 Jul 2007, 18:45
Must really annoy you that for a team so crap we still have supporters :thumbsu:
Not at all.........I actually admire the loyalty (most) Tiger fans show for their club. What is annoying is when they try to bag a club that actually does perform on the field (and has done,more often that not, for the last 30+ years) and the best they can come up with is 'Der, go to the Gold Coast'.

Tormented Tiger
9 Jul 2007, 18:54
Must really annoy you that for a team so crap we still have supporters :thumbsu:

It annoys me that just watching footy helps hold up Norf and now being a taxpayer I'm being slugged again thanks to Little Johnny the snivelling ****.

"Shinboners" are called that because thats where their wallets come to rest, in the old days people like that were just called "Python Pockets". Dig deep and look after your own.

Punt_Road_Roar
9 Jul 2007, 18:55
Not at all.........I actually admire the loyalty (most) Tiger fans show for their club. What is annoying is when they try to bag a club that actually does perform on the field (and has done,more often that not, for the last 30+ years) and the best they can come up with is 'Der, go to the Gold Coast'.

So its only Richmond supporters who bag your club about being poor and relocating?

Or is is a few loud mouths on this site who have given you the idea that its just Richmond supporters?

BTW this thread does make you guys sound bitter.

Mr.X
9 Jul 2007, 19:03
Must really annoy you that for a team so crap we still have supporters :thumbsu:

No, just proves the point that there is a sucker born every minute

Punt_Road_Roar
9 Jul 2007, 19:19
No, just proves the point that there is a sucker born every minute

I bet your sorry lot dont win another game for the year aswell :p

smasha
9 Jul 2007, 19:22
Been saying it a long time now, but I thought Id say it again ...

Every year you tell us we are relocating, but we are still here.

Every year we say you are shit, and you are still shit.

Oh,and now even Little Johnny is coming on board with a few million for Arden Street, it looks like you wont even have the piss weak relocation line to pull out. We, on the other hand, will still be able to point and snicker at your irredeemable shitness, a shitness that echoes down the ages and will remain so for many epochs yet.

A Richmond captain inventd the game of Aussie Rules.
First EVER game was played on Richmond Paddock.

You owe us alot kiddo.

Mr.X
9 Jul 2007, 19:26
You owe us alot kiddo.

Absolutely, we all owe the Tigers heaps.
They have been a source of amusement and the butt of many hilarious jokes over the last 25 years.

Here's to 25 more !!! :D

mark73
9 Jul 2007, 19:27
So its only Richmond supporters who bag your club about being poor and relocating?

Or is is a few loud mouths on this site who have given you the idea that its just Richmond supporters?

BTW this thread does make you guys sound bitter.
Does it? We are talking about Richmond and North aren't we? :confused:

mark73
9 Jul 2007, 19:28
A Richmond captain inventd the game of Aussie Rules.
First EVER game was played on Richmond Paddock.

You owe us alot kiddo.

Couldn't agree more, we do owe Richmond a lot. Lets face it it must be a bloody tough gig following them. Our thoughts are with you at this time. And anything I personally can do, I'm only a PM away.

Chewy
9 Jul 2007, 20:07
Every year we have a shitload more people who financially support our club more than yours. 30,000 members and we're crap. 22,000 at the sharks or whatever the hell u call yourselves these days.

At one time, the Ku Klux Klan had over 1 million members.

But this did not make it a worthy organisation.

Most of it's members were still a pack of toothless, inbred halfwits.

jacko57
9 Jul 2007, 21:43
It annoys me that just watching footy helps hold up Norf and now being a taxpayer I'm being slugged again thanks to Little Johnny the snivelling ****.

"Shinboners" are called that because thats where their wallets come to rest, in the old days people like that were just called "Python Pockets". Dig deep and look after your own.
So it was only Tiger fans who contributed to the Save Our Skins campaign ?

jacko57
9 Jul 2007, 21:45
"Shinboners" are called that because thats where their wallets come to rest, in the old days people like that were just called "Python Pockets". Dig deep and look after your own.
If you really want to complain, consider the fact that Punt Road is where Terry Wallett came to rest ! :D:p

Tormented Tiger
9 Jul 2007, 22:11
If you really want to complain, consider the fact that Punt Road is where Terry Wallett came to rest ! :D:p

and either way the rest will go down as history. :rolleyes::thumbsu:

C-Dog
9 Jul 2007, 22:58
kangas shoulda smashed us the way we played, 2nd worst performance for the year behind the obvious one. special mentions to our brisbane perfomance

bak2bak8889
9 Jul 2007, 23:57
And we also support the roos, financially.

You see this is why the talk of a relocation for the Roos.

Because they can't stand on their own two feet in Victoria.

Hawthorn have relocated and done quite well out of it.

Why don't you do what they have done:
Relocate then tell your fans you haven't.
Or perhaps Roos supporters aren't quite that gullible.

At least the Roos, unlike the Hawks, show passion for their team and are desperately fighting a relocation.
WTF are you on about... if you're going to give an opinion thats fine but when you talk like its factual you have no idea...... hawthorn .. relocate? its a sponsor numbnuts for 5 million over 5 years .. punt road = zilch...... as for 30, 000 numbnuts supporting richmond... good on you but last time I checked none of those people appeared in the paper under goals kicked or total possesions... another words 30 000 members don't win games of football as this year clearly indicates to you... HAWTHORN will always be stronger financially, than richmond because we move forward ..We own our world class training facilities, richmond=none. 30k members same as richmond, 5million over 5 year sponsorship better than any deal tigers can come up with.... ignorance on your behalf is no excuse.... you are a wombat whose probably frustrated at only one win this year and you've never seen a premiership....the hawks at the moment are one of the strongest clubs financially.... so get some toilet paper and wipe your mouth cos your dribbling.

keefriffhard
10 Jul 2007, 00:01
And we also support the roos, financially.

You see this is why the talk of a relocation for the Roos.

Because they can't stand on their own two feet in Victoria.

Hawthorn have relocated and done quite well out of it.

Why don't you do what they have done:
Relocate then tell your fans you haven't.
Or perhaps Roos supporters aren't quite that gullible.

At least the Roos, unlike the Hawks, show passion for their team and are desperately fighting a relocation.

:thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:

Idiot....

Barry Zuckercorn QC
10 Jul 2007, 00:02
Every year we have a shitload more people who financially support our club more than yours. 30,000 members and we're crap. 22,000 at the sharks or whatever the hell u call yourselves these days.

When's Crazy John getting on board? I hear he's gonna introduce player performace plans and all other sorts of cutting edge innovations.

jacko57
10 Jul 2007, 00:23
When's Crazy John getting on board? I hear he's gonna introduce player performace plans and all other sorts of cutting edge innovations.
Wouldn't cost him much at Tigerland.

SweetLeftFoot
10 Jul 2007, 00:52
Must really annoy you that for a team so crap we still have supporters :thumbsu:

And 30 per cent of Americans still think George Bush is doing a good job as President.

That a large proportion of the population are morons is no surprise to me.

Bojangles17
10 Jul 2007, 00:54
That a large proportion of the population are morons is no surprise to me.

of course it wouldn't, when you are clearly one yourself:p

SweetLeftFoot
10 Jul 2007, 00:58
Couldn't agree more, we do owe Richmond a lot. Lets face it it must be a bloody tough gig following them. Our thoughts are with you at this time. And anything I personally can do, I'm only a PM away.

Quality trolling.

Richmond fans are really good for testing out more subtle and considered trolling techniques, especially since - being Richmond supporters - all they have as a comeback is the Gold Coast thing, which, as North fans, we have heard just a few times before.

The PM line is genius.

SweetLeftFoot
10 Jul 2007, 00:59
of course it wouldn't, when you are clearly one yourself:p

Id rather gbe a moron who can actually look forward to the weekend, rather than a Richmond supporter.

keefriffhard
10 Jul 2007, 01:02
Id rather gbe a moron who can actually look forward to the weekend, rather than a Richmond supporter.

They're already prepared for it now 'Lids is out.

I suspect they aren't too unhappy with the season so far. Can at least count all their points on their fingers.

SweetLeftFoot
10 Jul 2007, 01:05
They're already prepared for it now 'Lids is out.

I suspect they aren't too unhappy with the season so far. Can at least count all their points on their fingers.

Yeah, they are going to tank this season to get another high draft pick.

Theyll aim for 12th for the next two years before making a concerted assault on the coveted ninth position in 2010.

Grin
12 Jul 2007, 15:53
WTF are you on about... if you're going to give an opinion thats fine but when you talk like its factual you have no idea...... hawthorn .. relocate? its a sponsor numbnuts for 5 million over 5 years .. punt road = zilch...... as for 30, 000 numbnuts supporting richmond... good on you but last time I checked none of those people appeared in the paper under goals kicked or total possesions... another words 30 000 members don't win games of football as this year clearly indicates to you... HAWTHORN will always be stronger financially, than richmond because we move forward ..We own our world class training facilities, richmond=none. 30k members same as richmond, 5million over 5 year sponsorship better than any deal tigers can come up with.... ignorance on your behalf is no excuse.... you are a wombat whose probably frustrated at only one win this year and you've never seen a premiership....the hawks at the moment are one of the strongest clubs financially.... so get some toilet paper and wipe your mouth cos your dribbling.

South Melbourne and Fitzroy got great sponsorship deals then.

(Some people will believe anything)

rfctigerarmy
12 Jul 2007, 15:56
Do you know why the Richmond were the last AFL team to get a website?

Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.

I laughed... good one. :D

bak2bak8889
12 Jul 2007, 23:17
South Melbourne and Fitzroy got great sponsorship deals then.

(Some people will believe anything)
richmond are good at believing the crap... hire wallace , give him 5year deal, he's in his 3rd and says 2011 we'll do really good... you suckers believe that.... have a look at the statistics of the richmond f.c compared to the hawthorn f.c and you will see that the HAWKS deliver the goods. get the results, win the PREMIERSHIPS!!!! compared to the tigers who believe 2011 will be the year they finally win one, tragedy about south and fitzroy but richmond will go down like the titanic way before the hawks ever do!!!

keefriffhard
12 Jul 2007, 23:40
richmond are good at believing the crap... hire wallace , give him 5year deal, he's in his 3rd and says 2011 we'll do really good... you suckers believe that.... have a look at the statistics of the richmond f.c compared to the hawthorn f.c and you will see that the HAWKS deliver the goods. get the results, win the PREMIERSHIPS!!!! compared to the tigers who believe 2011 will be the year they finally win one, tragedy about south and fitzroy but richmond will go down like the titanic way before the hawks ever do!!!

You set the bar too high....compare them to any other team in the league.:D

bak2bak8889
12 Jul 2007, 23:48
You set the bar too high....compare them to any other team in the league.:D
mmmmmmmmmmmm you make a valid point AGAIN. :thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu::D:D

Grin
14 Jul 2007, 14:07
richmond are good at believing the crap... hire wallace , give him 5year deal, he's in his 3rd and says 2011 we'll do really good... you suckers believe that.... have a look at the statistics of the richmond f.c compared to the hawthorn f.c and you will see that the HAWKS deliver the goods. get the results, win the PREMIERSHIPS!!!! compared to the tigers who believe 2011 will be the year they finally win one, tragedy about south and fitzroy but richmond will go down like the titanic way before the hawks ever do!!!

Given that reasoning why didn't the Hawks sack their coach last year

Do you have to no nothing about footy to be a Hawks supporter?

keefriffhard
14 Jul 2007, 22:15
Given that reasoning why didn't the Hawks sack their coach last year

Do you have to no nothing about footy to be a Hawks supporter?

No. You just have to know how to spell. Know what I mean?

Why would we sack a coach who won 4 of his first 5 and then his last 4 games with a young list? Your top quality team only finished 2 games clear of us with a percentage only 0.4 higher.

The reason you didn't sack Wallet is that he fitted right into the Tiger mould without skipping a beat. I'm sure his contract would have stipulated the usual 9th place finish.

SweetLeftFoot
14 Jul 2007, 23:35
I imagine the bonus for finishing 9th as a Richmond coach is lucrative.

keefriffhard
14 Jul 2007, 23:41
Never mind the 403 games...That was obviously KB's mistake.:D