If Someone Posted A Thread On The Umpires Board....

[Chewy]

...and no one was around to read it, would that mean that it didn't exist?

A bit like the sound of one hand clapping as the umpires walk out onto the field.

Maybe the Umpires Bored is a bit like the Hands In The Back rule and it will need some time for it to gain acceptance from the masses.

[pazza]

Hiya Chewy...you stirring the pot again?

I guess it had to come eventually...with the amonut of anti-umpire crap on the main board, this was bound to happen.