Toshowyouwhy
16 Jul 2007, 11:02
Ok, lets start from the top.
The 2007 AFL Grand Final is at the SCG for some unGodly reason. Me and 2 mates arrive at the front gates ready to see the eagles play Port. My mates have become Port fans just to spite me.
We get to the front gate, only to be refused entry. Apparantly you cant wear Ugg boots in. We all quickly hop in some random car, GTA style, and floor it back to my place. In the car we hear that the eagles go up by 6 goals at qtr time.
I change shoes, and shirt for some reason, and get back in the car. SOMEHOW we get horribly lost. We end up outside the MCG when I realise its at the SCG. The radio announcer tells us that Port have come back for it to be level at half time.
I'm in a terrible mood, and am swearing at just about everyone. We finally end up outside the SCG and hear a huge eagles chant go up.
I'm just about ready to go in, when a soccer ball rolling down a hill distracts me. I decide to chase it. And chase. And chase it. I was constantly falling over, and was having great difficulty running.
I finally got the balla and headed back to the ground. I went in and sat at the top of the SCG's new stand, which was about 100 metres tall. I cant even see the big screen I'm that far away. As soon as I sit down the whole place goes silent. Then erupts with a huge cheer.
I sulk in my lap, for some reason I assumed it was Port who had just won. Until my mate tells me the eagles had just won by a point. Again. I jump and scream and celebrate, until I fall off the top of the grandstand.
Then I woke up.
The 2007 AFL Grand Final is at the SCG for some unGodly reason. Me and 2 mates arrive at the front gates ready to see the eagles play Port. My mates have become Port fans just to spite me.
We get to the front gate, only to be refused entry. Apparantly you cant wear Ugg boots in. We all quickly hop in some random car, GTA style, and floor it back to my place. In the car we hear that the eagles go up by 6 goals at qtr time.
I change shoes, and shirt for some reason, and get back in the car. SOMEHOW we get horribly lost. We end up outside the MCG when I realise its at the SCG. The radio announcer tells us that Port have come back for it to be level at half time.
I'm in a terrible mood, and am swearing at just about everyone. We finally end up outside the SCG and hear a huge eagles chant go up.
I'm just about ready to go in, when a soccer ball rolling down a hill distracts me. I decide to chase it. And chase. And chase it. I was constantly falling over, and was having great difficulty running.
I finally got the balla and headed back to the ground. I went in and sat at the top of the SCG's new stand, which was about 100 metres tall. I cant even see the big screen I'm that far away. As soon as I sit down the whole place goes silent. Then erupts with a huge cheer.
I sulk in my lap, for some reason I assumed it was Port who had just won. Until my mate tells me the eagles had just won by a point. Again. I jump and scream and celebrate, until I fall off the top of the grandstand.
Then I woke up.