jj1978
16 Jul 2007, 14:24
AFL House, August 2002
A.Demetriou: My fellow AFL board members, I am pleased to announce that it appears that Carlton has now gotten their first wooden spoon. This indicates our planning has gone better than expected. Those trusting fools! (Evil Laugh) OOOOHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
AFL Lacky: Lord AD, now how will we proceed?
A.Demetriou: I'm glad you asked that question. At this very point in time John Elliot is attempting to poach one of the most successful coaches in the league, and he will succeed!
AFL Lacky: (GASPs in horror) But Lord how is that good, if they get a successful coach they will improve!
A.Demetriou: Before I unveil my big surprise, I will first let you know I shall prevent CFC from being able to use the 1st and 2nd rounds of the draft for 2 years, for salary cap breaches.... OHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! This will destroy their hopes and dreams.
AFL Lacky: But Lord, 15 other clubs rorted the cap the last few years and we didn't ban them. What if this comes out?
A.Demetriou: Shut up fool! I don't care what the other 15 clubs have done, I only wish to destroy those Blues!! They've been too good for too long! And now to reveal my finest achievement!
AFL Lackies: OOOOHHHHH (curious)
A.Demetriou: I have turned the coach John Elliot is poaching to the Dark Side, he is now under my control! LORD PAGAN!!!!
D.Pagan: YES MY MASTAHHHH
A.Demetriou: RISE!
D.Pagan: What is thy bidding my Mastahhhhh?
A.Demetriou: Thou shalt sign the contract John Elliot gives before you! Attempt to extract as much money as you can!! In doing so we shall add to their financial burden by slapping a 1million dollar fine for their salary cap breaches. When you become coach, thou shalt continue to coach this team to ruins!
D.Pagan: But Lord AD, they could sack me?
A.Demetriou: SILENCE, they shall not sack thee, as I will step in and prevent this from happening! Carlton will be in too much debt to not heed what I have to say!
D.Pagan: But Lord what about my coaching credentials, my great coaching record!
A.Demetriou: ME ME ME ME ME, that's all I hear from you pitiful fools! Never mind! When your time is done at Carlton and you have achieved ultimate failure, I shall give thee the Fremantle Job!
D.Pagan: As you wish my Mastah..
Exit A.Demetriou to the Imperial March....
A.Demetriou: My fellow AFL board members, I am pleased to announce that it appears that Carlton has now gotten their first wooden spoon. This indicates our planning has gone better than expected. Those trusting fools! (Evil Laugh) OOOOHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
AFL Lacky: Lord AD, now how will we proceed?
A.Demetriou: I'm glad you asked that question. At this very point in time John Elliot is attempting to poach one of the most successful coaches in the league, and he will succeed!
AFL Lacky: (GASPs in horror) But Lord how is that good, if they get a successful coach they will improve!
A.Demetriou: Before I unveil my big surprise, I will first let you know I shall prevent CFC from being able to use the 1st and 2nd rounds of the draft for 2 years, for salary cap breaches.... OHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! This will destroy their hopes and dreams.
AFL Lacky: But Lord, 15 other clubs rorted the cap the last few years and we didn't ban them. What if this comes out?
A.Demetriou: Shut up fool! I don't care what the other 15 clubs have done, I only wish to destroy those Blues!! They've been too good for too long! And now to reveal my finest achievement!
AFL Lackies: OOOOHHHHH (curious)
A.Demetriou: I have turned the coach John Elliot is poaching to the Dark Side, he is now under my control! LORD PAGAN!!!!
D.Pagan: YES MY MASTAHHHH
A.Demetriou: RISE!
D.Pagan: What is thy bidding my Mastahhhhh?
A.Demetriou: Thou shalt sign the contract John Elliot gives before you! Attempt to extract as much money as you can!! In doing so we shall add to their financial burden by slapping a 1million dollar fine for their salary cap breaches. When you become coach, thou shalt continue to coach this team to ruins!
D.Pagan: But Lord AD, they could sack me?
A.Demetriou: SILENCE, they shall not sack thee, as I will step in and prevent this from happening! Carlton will be in too much debt to not heed what I have to say!
D.Pagan: But Lord what about my coaching credentials, my great coaching record!
A.Demetriou: ME ME ME ME ME, that's all I hear from you pitiful fools! Never mind! When your time is done at Carlton and you have achieved ultimate failure, I shall give thee the Fremantle Job!
D.Pagan: As you wish my Mastah..
Exit A.Demetriou to the Imperial March....