Rate A Player: Brad Hemming

[bigpapagman]

do it.......

[bigpapagman]

do it.......

[goodie]

ok. he is a good kid, leaves partys early but i wont hold that against him. use to be cool and go out and get written off heaps buut now just goes home at 10pm when he relises he can't pick up.
could be a good footy player if he gets fit - kicked 2 on debut baulked a bloke and took 5 bounces....well thats the level the story is at now.
Crap at cricket.
in his own words - nah i'm not playing school basketball because i'm a machine. we have a thing called hemmo moments, thats when ever he does something shit

one of my best mates.

[bigpapagman]

im not playing school basketball because im a machine.

whilst making a toasted cheese sandwich. "who the ****'s talking to me?"

[goodie]

im not playing school basketball because im a machine.

whilst making a toasted cheese sandwich. "who the ****'s talking to me?"
spot on. there lol

[bigpapagman]

if i was a machine, i would play school basketball.

[goodie]

if i was a machine, i would play school basketball.
he played hockey instead......quite poorly mind you.

[bigpapagman]

i can only imagine.

[Budda 230]

Yeah, I got a story on him.

One night after a Dusties function, I was pissed and I needed my car moved from Western Park to somewhere closer to the sporty. I asked a few people to move it for me, but they all declined.

Then Hemmo comes up to me and says that he hasn't been drinking and that he could drive on his L's. So I got another bloke to sit in the front sit while Hemmo took the wheel. (we decided not to put the L plates up to draw less attention to ourselves)

Unfortunately, I was too pissed to realise that Hemmo was just as pissed as me! Dodgey prick didn't tell me til he parked the car!!!

Shifty.....

[bigpapagman]

Yeah, I got a story on him.

One night after a Dusties function, I was pissed and I needed my car moved from Western Park to somewhere closer to the sporty. I asked a few people to move it for me, but they all declined.

Then Hemmo comes up to me and tells me that he hasn't been drinking and that he could drive on his L's. So I got another bloke to sit in the front sit while Hemmo took the wheel. (we decided not to put the L plates up to draw less attention to ourselves)

Unfortunately, I was too pissed to realise that Hemmo was just as pissed as me! Dodgey prick didn't tell me til he parked the car!!!

Shifty.....


what a great night that was.

[Budda 230]

what a great night that was.

Which night was it? My Dusties function memories all seem to merge into one for some reason. Was it the "blood in the dunnies" function?

[bigpapagman]

i believe so. my god that was funny.

[goodie]

Yeah, I got a story on him.

One night after a Dusties function, I was pissed and I needed my car moved from Western Park to somewhere closer to the sporty. I asked a few people to move it for me, but they all declined.

Then Hemmo comes up to me and says that he hasn't been drinking and that he could drive on his L's. So I got another bloke to sit in the front sit while Hemmo took the wheel. (we decided not to put the L plates up to draw less attention to ourselves)

Unfortunately, I was too pissed to realise that Hemmo was just as pissed as me! Dodgey prick didn't tell me til he parked the car!!!

Shifty.....
yeah.... ive got a few similar stories...that i might keep to myself lol.
what a knob head lol.

[Budda 230]

i believe so. my god that was funny.

Yes, very funny. Need more action like that. What was the Sunday function like? I was still stuck in Melbourne so I couldn't make it.

[bigpapagman]

crap. boring. wasnt pissed so it was no fun.

[Budda 230]

crap. boring. wasnt pissed so it was no fun.

Unlucky.....

[bigpapagman]

Rather.

[weLLa]

oh shit don't get me started. he is 1 shit bloke.

[bigpapagman]

after staurday night. i agree.

[Budda 230]

after staurday night. i agree.

What happen Saturday night?

[bigpapagman]

good story. tell you later.

[goodie]

lets just say he's butch hemming's son so we can fit as many people as we want in a taxi.

[bigpapagman]

Agreed.

[Budda 230]

lets just say he's butch hemming's son so we can fit as many people as we want in a taxi.

How does that work?

[bigpapagman]

you obviously dont get it then....need to know basis

[Budda 230]

you obviously dont get it then....need to know basis

Fair enough.

[bigpapagman]

There you go.

[goodie]

Brad just read this thread, the man loved it.

[goodie]

Its Nipple Cripple Time.

[bigpapagman]

funniest thing i saw all day............

[goodie]

now owns a pristine 87 magna.

[bigpapagman]

way too big for such a little car.

[goodie]

yep, cant get in and out of... cramps sometimes.... roof trim is falling off so it hits him in the head when hes driving, quite comical...

[bigpapagman]

do you find something humourous about my appearance when i'm driving my automobile....

[goal sneak]

Who is Brad Hemming?

[bigpapagman]

Dusties 3rd's legend.

drives a green magna.

bout it really.

[goal sneak]

Speaking of cars i got a new one yesterday.

[weLLa]

i can sum brad hemming up in 2 words:
BUTCH HEMMINGS SON

[goal sneak]

i can sum brad hemming up in 2 words:
BUTCH HEMMINGS SON

Thats 3 words.

[bigpapagman]

thats 3 words chris.

[weLLa]

i was ment to say 3.
if u havent noticed on the key board the 2 is very close to the 3

[bigpapagman]

HAHAHA.....still a great typo.......n00b.

[goodie]

Dusties 3rd's legend.

drives a green magna.

bout it really.
poo brown board actually.

[bigpapagman]

nice. good correction.

[goodie]

i lied, it is infact an 89 magna, please exuse me.

[bigpapagman]

nice. the last of the square models.

michael lewry board.

[goodie]

1990 magna is also square.

[bigpapagman]

my apologies.