Matthew Scarlett

[goal_umpire]

there are rumours flying around that Matthew Scarlett farted and Lance Piciaone got reported for elbowing Scarlett in the groin.

Can anyone confirm or deny this?

Personally I think that Matthew Scarlett is a dirty mongrel

[Baldy#9]

Picone is probably lucky that it was Matt he elbowed and not Cameron Mooney cause they would stil be scraping his body up off the MCG after he had finished with him.

Me thinks he will be getting a nice little vacation tonight :D :D

[nolsey77]

Did Scarlett Fart ?

Oh my god, I hope there was scrotum cam that captured the release of gas so that Lance can plead that he was overcome with Fart Gas, couldnt catch his breath and therefore he had to punch Scarlett in the groin region.




:eek:

above is Matty Scarletts expression.

[JUBJUB]

You are BigFooty's resident idiot aren't you Suzi ? :o :rolleyes:

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by JUBJUB
You are BigFooty's resident idiot aren't you Suzi ? :o :rolleyes:
No I am not JUBJUB

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by nolsey77
Did Scarlett Fart ?

Oh my god, I hope there was scrotum cam that captured the release of gas so that Lance can plead that he was overcome with Fart Gas, couldnt catch his breath and therefore he had to punch Scarlett in the groin region.




:eek:

above is Matty Scarletts expression.

That's what I heard in the rumour.

[Baldy#9]

Gee's Suzi, could have fooled me. :rolleyes:

So tell me, what was the point of starting this post? I think we have missed the point :rolleyes: :confused:

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by suzi_olsen


That's what I heard in the rumour.

So is there a rule that says you can't fart ?
I suppose with Lances big honker,he can smell farts from a distance.

Perhaps umpire Goldstink should investige. :p

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by JUBJUB


So is there a rule that says you can't fart ?
I suppose with Lances big honker,he can smell farts from a distance.

Perhaps umpire Goldstink should investige. :p
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry but I had to laugh at that one.

There is no rule on farting, but it is up to the umpires. Gavin Dore pays a 50 against anyone who does them just for the sake of it!!:p :p :p :p :) :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[nolsey77]

I just squeezed the cheese, will I expect a knock on the door and a punch in the nuts from some bloke wearing a Hawthorn jumper wearing number 13.


PHEWWWWWW it stinks :rolleyes:

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by nolsey77
I just squeezed the cheese, will I expect a knock on the door and a punch in the nuts from some bloke wearing a Hawthorn jumper wearing number 13.


PHEWWWWWW it stinks :rolleyes:
Nah it was Sam Newman with his remote controlled fart machine!!!

Yuck. I can smell it, curry boy!!!!!!

[SeinDude]

Originally posted by JUBJUB
Perhaps umpire Goldstink should investige. :p

JUBJUB,

Aparently the umpires looked at the "asshole" for 90 minutes, then the Umpires Advisor told them to go and do something else!! :D:D:D:D

Go Cats!! :cool:
SeinDude

[SeinDude]

Suzi,

I know the Hawks visit the salarium quite a bit and may not be used to what goes on in normal society, but surely one or two of the boys at Glenferrie have let one go at some stage during their existance!! ;):D;)

Maybe that's what happened to Trent Croad.... he let one go and now he's at Freo!! (heave ho!!) :D:D

Go Cats!! :cool:
SeinDude

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by SeinDude
Suzi,

I know the Hawks visit the salarium quite a bit and may not be used to what goes on in normal society, but surely one or two of the boys at Glenferrie have let one go at some stage during their existance!! ;):D;)

Maybe that's what happened to Trent Croad.... he let one go and now he's at Freo!! (heave ho!!) :D:D

Go Cats!! :cool:
SeinDude
SeinDude,

The guys at Hawthorn do not have farting competitions at all.
Lance Picioane said that two Geelong players were having a farting and burping competition near by. Scarlett happened to drop his guts whilst standing next to Lance Picioane.