Battles you can never win

[Dyslexic Emo]

Here I am at 4:50am writing up an assignment for uni thats due 9:00 today ( I know,why did I leave it to the last minute?..baahhh...anyway the one book that I REALLY needed and have subsequently looked and called EVERYONE to find was left it in my locker at uni. Now the Doors won't open till 8:30 so if I do get there I will have exactly 30 minutes to complete it and print it off at the uni computers...Needless to say It won't be happening.

My question toy ou is this, has anyone else been in a situation similar whereby you just know that no matter how hard you try and want something to happen it just won't? Maybe it was a race against traffic, Holding back laughter or maybe it was you trying to telepathically will somone to see your particular point of view?

[NiGHTFuRY]

The other day I walked past two police officers in the 12 items or less line at Coles, and the two constables had some milk and bread and most likely just some stuff for the local station kitchen.
For some reason, and I don not know what, the sight of a huge cop holding a 2 litre bottle of milk waiting in line put a smile on my face. He looked at me - and I had to turn away as I for some reason nearly started laughing. Don't get me wrong - I like police... but hey, I didn't want to laugh in his face.
So in a sense, I couldn't win that battle because my self discipline and inner strength was over-ruled by the laughing monkey chatter in my brain.....

[Stronzo]

Arguing with women, pretty hard to win those ones...

[Dyslexic Emo]

Arguing with women, pretty hard to win those ones...

:thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu: we have a winner

[NiGHTFuRY]

Arguing with women, pretty hard to win those ones...

For sure...;)

[shibz_1989]

Arguments with my Mum. No matter the scenario...it's always my fault :thumbsd:

[inferno66]

Arguments with my Mum. No matter the scenario...it's always my fault :thumbsd:

Its always like that with parents.

[Kram81]

Arguing with women, pretty hard to win those ones...


^^^ What he said!

[Ripper]

Ahh , understanding women. ;)


Digging in his back yard, a guy finds a lamp with a Genie in (you know the drill). He gets a wish.
"I want a highway from my house to New Zealand" he asks." I have always wanted to go there and I have a phobia about planes and boats and if there was a road I could drive there"

"Don't be silly" replies the Genie. "Do you know the work involved in wishing up a concrete structure over hundreds of miles of sea? Come on, isn't there something else?"

The man thinks for a while and responds "That was very selfish of me , how about giving be the insight to be able to understand women?".






The Genie thinks for a while and replies, "Do you want that highway 2 lanes or 4?"

[Stronzo]

Lol!

[Cameron_K]

Arguing with idiots on the net.

[ImperialPurple]

Arguing with idiots on the net.

True that.


I have finally convinced my Year 9 class that arguing with me is a battle they can never win... ;)

[docker_azza]

Arguing with idiots on the net.

No doubt.