What a beautiful day to spank WC

[ruzbuzz]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor

[Del Piero]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor



Ha Ha Ha Is this the same insignificant club thats won 1 premiership in about 400 years...But the verse is not bad for a feral :D

[ruzbuzz]

Ha Ha Ha Is this the same insignificant club thats won 1 premiership in about 400 years...But the verse is not bad for a feral :DWell it's the same club that sits on top of the all time ladder if that's what you mean... but don't worry, you are a respectable 3rd

http://afl.allthestats.com/statistics/alltime.php

[old_clint]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor
This spanking of which you speak sounds suspiciously simian to me.

[ruzbuzz]

This spanking of which you speak sounds suspiciously simian to me.
It's quite clearly a cyclops.. one eyed.. get it :rolleyes:

[old_clint]

It's quite clearly a cyclops.. one eyed.. get it :rolleyes:
The single, blood-engorged eye is a dead giveaway.

[ruzbuzz]

The single, blood-engorged eye is a dead giveaway.Well I thought so until you called it King Kong :p

[Cuzz09]

Eagles by 11 points :thumbsu:

Then you guys can have all summer to spank whatever you want :p

[mwalker]

Eagles by 11 points :thumbsu:

Then you guys can have all summer to spank whatever you want :p


I'll pay that.

[Dez!]

Eagles by 4 goals, they are being underrated and I think Collingwood won't bring the A-Game that beat Sydney last week with them to Subi.

[tigers71]

Collingwood to start mad Monday next week. Go West Coast to put up the three guys who were yelling in my ear last weekend at the MCG. I think West Coast 9 points!!!

[Truetiger]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor

Collingwood will be the one getting Spanked. Westcoast will win :)

[SpecialComments]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor

West Coast will beat Collingwood tonight. There is no chance in hell we will lose, even with our best 3 midfielders out, we have to much class for the pies. You've done well to get this far, i'll give you that, but your season will come to an end tonight let me guarentee you that.

[Father Jack]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor

... having finished nibbling the rotting remnants of the Carlton Football Club it contentedly curls up and goes to sleep, snuffling and whimpering as it dreams about 1929.

The rest of the world moves on, safe for another year from the slobbering hordes.

[hellfire]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor

Oh my.

This is going to be ugly if we lose.

I'm very worried about tonight.

[Blues_Man]

Well it's the same club that sits on top of the all time ladder if that's what you mean... but don't worry, you are a respectable 3rd

http://afl.allthestats.com/statistics/alltime.php

Is this the "bent over in grand finals " ladder you speak of ??

[SorryIHammerChicken]

Eagles by 11 points :thumbsu:

Then you guys can have all summer to spank whatever you want :p
You know the Eagles are good things when Cuzz09 is giving them a chance of winning ;) He usually tips them to lose every week.

[sharpie]

Ha Ha Ha Is this the same insignificant club thats won 1 premiership in about 400 years...But the verse is not bad for a feral :D

prose?

[Scotland]

Well it's the same club that sits on top of the all time ladder if that's what you mean... but don't worry, you are a respectable 3rd

http://afl.allthestats.com/statistics/alltime.php

http://afl.allthestats.com/statistics/alltime.php?t2=&yrfm=1987&yrto=2007&gnd=0&inat=4&when=

WC and Collingwood have been in the competition at the same time for 21 years.

WC > Collingwood in that time.:thumbsu:

[greg62]

Click . . . click. Is that the sound of 50,000 West Coast supporters bookmarking this thread?

[claf-43]

http://afl.allthestats.com/statistics/alltime.php?t2=&yrfm=1997&yrto=2007&gnd=0&inat=4&when=

this is a better one :)

Port entered in 1997, so every team is their :)

[Father Jack]

Well it's the same club that sits on top of the all time ladder if that's what you mean... but don't worry, you are a respectable 3rd

http://afl.allthestats.com/statistics/alltime.php

http://afl.allthestats.com/statistics/alltime.php?t2=&yrfm=1987&yrto=2007&gnd=0&inat=4&when=

WC and Collingwood have been in the competition at the same time for 21 years.

WC > Collingwood in that time.:thumbsu:

http://afl.allthestats.com/statistics/alltime.php?t2=&yrfm=1997&yrto=2007&gnd=0&inat=4&when=

this is a better one :)

Port entered in 1997, so every team is their :)

I give you Bigfooty Commandment #4: "Thou shalt use thy stats which show thy team in the best possible light at every opportunity and keep it holy. Thou shalt hold no other stat against it."

[Smyth94]

... having finished nibbling the rotting remnants of the Carlton Football Club it contentedly curls up and goes to sleep, snuffling and whimpering as it dreams about 1929.

The rest of the world moves on, safe for another year from the slobbering hordes.

Love it :thumbsu:

[Rockford]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor

with its 3 remaining teeth.

[Obeanie1]

After last weeks game and further injuries I just wanted this season to end:(

But thanks to the Pies supporters and their idiotic view of the football world I will gladly risk a spanking by Geelong JUST so I can't experience the demise of Collingwoodat the hands of the Eagles and the week of sobbing and wailing that will follow.:D

Sweeeeet:rolleyes:

[Ari]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor

.....and then I woke up.

[^BL|TZ^]

Classic!!!

There is nothing like a bit of healthy banter to keep finals footy alive.

I love this time of year :thumbsu:

WC by a couple I reckon :D

[ruzbuzz]

Is this the "bent over in grand finals " ladder you speak of ??Just be glad it's not the spoon ladder Bluey :)

[Scotland]

For the benefit of those who aren't actually in Perth, it's far from a beautiful day outside, spanking West Coast aside.

[.Shotties.]

I'm wearing blue and gold tonight and after I'm cleansing myself with sulfuric.:thumbsu:

[janiek]

forget beautiful day
likely to be pissing down tonight
so which one of you two is better in the wet?

[Ari]

forget beautiful day
likely to be pissing down tonight
so which one of you two is better in the wet?

Collingwood, unquestionably.

[Blues_Man]

Just be glad it's not the spoon ladder Bluey :)

we would beat you there as well ..just as we lead you in head to head ...admit it ...we own you :)

[jerry springer]

Collingwood, unquestionably.

until this year i would agree with you,but we havent been that crash hot in the wet this season

[Lazyboy]

As hordes of noblemen fest on the bones of the evil oppressor, its joker in the clouds and its hero on its back, the behemoth moves slowly, a giant stride out of the abyss, its blood gorged eye turns to another day, a day where a world ends for some and a new one begins for others.

or whatever the ****, GO PIES...

[Isandula]

I would question the sanity of collingwood if they went out to spank WC :)

[lyall]

Beautyful day? Its raining

[walken79]

For the benefit of those who aren't actually in Perth, it's far from a beautiful day outside, spanking West Coast aside.
It's absolutely pissing down and doesn't look like it's getting much better....this is going to be dirty!

[Carn the Coasters]

We have one of the best records in the league when its wet. For the Eagles sake, I'd be happy if its wet - but for my sake, I hope its dry :)

[juddy_Like]

We have one of the best records in the league when its wet. For the Eagles sake, I'd be happy if its wet - but for my sake, I hope its dry :)
As Mr T says.... 'Grow some Nuts!!' :)

[the crane]

I can't remember the last time west coast lost in the wet. I don't know if collingwood play well in the wet either. rain won't hurt west coast's chances of winning.

[tigers71]

rain or shine beat the magpies. Cant stand magpies!! Go the Eagles were flying high!!!!

[HighRoller]

who really cares if they do win????

Its only delaying the inevitable Geelong destruction if they do, Geelong will crucify the pies next week should they find a way to progress....

[tigers71]

who really cares if they do win????

Its only delaying the inevitable Geelong destruction if they do, Geelong will crucify the pies next week should they find a way to progress....

I had the 3 pies fans yell in my ear last week. I was in MCC members and hearing them complain about umpires all australian selection anything made me ill. They asked me who I supported and I said not Sydney and not Collingwood!! Geelong will beat whoever they play!!

[ruzbuzz]

Collingwood, unquestionably.Actually I cant remember the last game we won in the wet.. we now have a few players with flair and fewer fat arsed mids.. also our forwardline has 3 marking talls.. could be in trouble

But if we lose I'll front up tonight for my spanking in this thread

[Scotland]

The longer this miserable weather keeps up, the more influence I reckon the long and accurate kicking players will have on the game.

No chipping around and short kicking tonight. Bang it down the line and get it forward. Roll up Hurn, Nicoski, Lynch...

[Ron]

Actually I cant remember the last game we won in the wet.. we now have a few players with flair and fewer fat arsed mids.. also our forwardline has 3 marking talls.. could be in trouble

But if we lose I'll front up tonight for my spanking in this thread

Wasn't that long ago. Round 14.
Actually i reckon it was the last game we played in the wet.

[ruzbuzz]

Wasn't that long ago. Round 14.
Actually i reckon it was the last game we played in the wet.Yeah but you couldn't say we are a wet weather side like the old days anymore

[giantpie]

with its 3 remaining teeth.
what geelong next week when the pies pound them

[__Ron_]

The slumbering giant awakes.. shakes itself and lurches toward the west coast.. fear grips the land as the black and white behemoth bestrides it's prey.. with a baleful glare of it's single blood engorged eye it feasts upon the bones of it's oppressor

Seriously, every time without fail we have a thread like this on bigfooty, the opposite happens, get on the eagles at +40 :)

[Isandula]

Yeah but you couldn't say we are a wet weather side like the old days anymore

Might be because we dont seem to get much rain these days

[ruzbuzz]

Might be because we dont seem to get much rain these daysAhhh the El Nino argument :p

[Rockford]

what geelong next week when the pies pound them

Was this supposed to be a question?

I meant that the Collingwood 'giant' that tears West Coast apart in the fantasy story is a feral and only has 3 teeth. Understand now? :p

[ruzbuzz]

Hmm Fraser out.. hard to bitch about it with Judd, Cousins, Kerr and Waters out but suddenly I'm feeling all vulnerable and insecure :(

[Gavin Excell]

collin gwood to be exposed tonight by a second string eagles side

[ruzbuzz]

Extra time, all tied up.. I'm still here to either gloat or take my lumps

[ruzbuzz]

Yeah ok.. you would have smashed us with Judd, Cousins, Kerr, Waters and Hansen

So I wont gloat