Chit Chat

[In And Under Tiger]

50km walk. Watch their legs only. Looks like they are jogging.

[bigpapagman]

you're in strife if you get an IP ban.

[saint leo]

Youtube, search Crows Hitler, piss funny video obviously made a few weeks ago. Very good stuff who ever made it.

[goal sneak]

I am going for a hit of golf now. Have a good weekend everyone and go tigers!!!1!!111!!

[bigpapagman]

my testicles>>>>>golf.

[goal sneak]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9407/1218982145468ez3.jpg

[bigpapagman]

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9407/1218982145468ez3.jpg


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jumbocockirony-copy.jpg?w=360&h=480

[saint leo]

Page 9 of herald sun, no wonder goon are going so well this year. Looks like they have nothing else to do!

[goal sneak]

I don't think lack of women has anything to do with them guys being single. Did you see the heads on them?

[speedytiger]

Which one do you reckon is Stanley?

[saint leo]

Good point sneaky. Hows the John Farnam 80's hairdo on the bloke with the flanny just right of centre, cant see why women would not be attracted to that!!

[goal sneak]

Yep the peroxide in the hair = very classy ;)

[lucifer1]

Goal sneak what was that thing you were wearing on Sunday?

Was that classed as a jumper/cardigan or a dress with pockets?

[bigpapagman]

was it the duffle coat?

[goal sneak]

Page 9 of herald sun, no wonder goon are going so well this year. Looks like they have nothing else to do!

More on the Goon men struggling to bag a root in the herald sun today.

[torp]

Which one do you reckon is Stanley?


don't worry about stanley, he's jumped most fences in NNG and is the main reason why all those old blokes are all divorced

[goal sneak]

what about yourself torp? Getting the pipes cleaned on a regular basis?

[torp]

what about yourself torp? Getting the pipes cleaned on a regular basis?

more often than those blokes

[Stanley da Russian]

don't worry about stanley, he's jumped most fences in NNG and is the main reason why all those old blokes are all divorced

Spot on torp. Although it can be very hard sometimes to get the job done when it takes me half an hour to undo my pants from under my arm pits.

[Pluggeroo]

Spot on torp. Although it can be very hard sometimes to get the job done when it takes me half an hour to undo my pants from under my arm pits.

LOL. Thats actually funny. Maybe we should catch up for a brewsky next year.

[bigpapagman]

Happy Birthday bigpapagman!
Hope you have a good day today!

[goal sneak]

Haha happy birthday mate.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2277/1494960289_6c37fbf11c.jpg?v=0

[bigpapagman]

**** yeah!

thats the shit im talking about. nice cake!

[goodie]

rofl

happy b'day bro. i'll be catching up with you tomorrow im gonna go up the bush tonight

but tomorrow

THE HAMMY'LL BE A BIT SORE!!!!!!!!!

[goodie]

i need a job.

[goal sneak]

Loud Noises!

[bigpapagman]

rofl

happy b'day bro. i'll be catching up with you tomorrow im gonna go up the bush tonight

but tomorrow

THE HAMMY'LL BE A BIT SORE!!!!!!!!!
yes it ****ing will.

[goodie]

.:D.

[goodie]

check this unit out.

http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-AU&brand=ninemsn&vid=6eb20750-1823-4e52-9952-3e9ef86c1bbd

[Stanley da Russian]

It's your birthday and you've spent the majority of it in this forum....it's all starting to make sense now...

[bigpapagman]

im at "work" mate.

[Stanley da Russian]

im at "work" mate.

Only a nibble, I was going for a bigger bite than that.

[goal sneak]

Should have took the day off. You going out tonight papa?

[goodie]

he's on a "bender"

[bigpapagman]

1. Beers at work.
2. go home and open presents for 5 minutes.
3. go to the club hotel/commercial until they close.
4. go home and drink beer & play guitar hero until i can't see.
5. go to the golf club & eat breakfast/drink beer while watching the cricket.
6. drink more beer at home, play more guitar hero.
7. go to the pub around 8ish.
8. come home from the pub when it closes & play guitar hero.
9. breakfast at the golf club.
10. go to the club hotel/railway & spend any expendable money i have left.


thats right, i have guitar hero.

[goodie]

club hotel/railway - your lying.

[bigpapagman]

TAB facility.

[goodie]

i'll be in from about here
drink beer while watching the cricket.
6. drink more beer at home, play more guitar hero.
7. go to the pub around 8ish.
8. come home from the pub when it closes & play guitar hero.
9. breakfast at the golf club.
10. go to the club hotel/railway & spend any expendable money i have left

[goodie]

TAB facility.
i would suggest the downtowner but that would invlove me having to sit in the car park......

[bigpapagman]

why? are you barred?

[goodie]

yes.

[Stanley da Russian]

yes.

Why? Did you threaten to stab the waiter there with your butterknife?

[goodie]

no i didnt have it with me.

wella spewed then got kicked out and came back in a yeah apparently we are barred for 3 months even though i was in the gaming lounge when it all happened didnt even know he'd been kicked out till i saw him at the sportsbar.

[goal sneak]

My weekend
1. Got an exam tonight.
2. Go home and watch the footy.
3. Win Lang Lang through to Grand Final
4. Beers at footy.
5. Mores beers/cocktails at Eurotrash for mates 21st.
6. Straight to 9am recovery session.
7. Sleep
8. Golf

[goodie]

where are you playing golf sneaky?

[goal sneak]

Will just play 9 out at Langy. Got a feeling I will be pretty crook come sunday.

This is the alternative weekend.
1. Got an exam tonight.
2. Go home and watch the footy.
3. Get our arses kicked by Nar Nar Goon.
4. Beers at footy.
5. Mores beers/cocktails at Eurotrash for mates 21st.
6. Straight to 9am sunday seesion.
7. Beers till pub closes.
8. Back to pub at 9am for Mad Monday

[goodie]

Will just play 9 out at Langy. Got a feeling I will be pretty crook come sunday.

This is the alternative weekend.
1. Got an exam tonight.
2. Go home and watch the footy.
3. Get our arses kicked by Nar Nar Goon.
4. Beers at footy.
5. Mores beers/cocktails at Eurotrash for mates 21st.
6. Straight to 9am sunday seesion.
7. Beers till pub closes.
8. Back to pub at 9am for Mad Monday
or tuesday!

[Stanley da Russian]

My weekend
1. Got an exam tonight.
2. Go home and watch the footy.
3. Win Lang Lang through to Grand Final
4. Beers at footy.
5. Mores beers/cocktails at Eurotrash for mates 21st.
6. Straight to 9am recovery session.
7. Sleep
8. Golf

My weekend.

1. Go to my pub in about 2 hours and sink a couple of froffs whilst counting my money
2. Go home and serenade my stunning wife with $100 notes rolled into roses and then give her what for.
3. Get up early open the pub, and count my cash again.
4. Put my bets on for the day.
5. My shift manager will arrive and i make the long trek out to Bongwarry.
6. Watch the Goon win the magoos and the seniors.
7. A few beers in the rooms after the game with the boys and laugh about Goal Sneak being dragged 10 mins into the first quarter and not gaining another run.
8. Drive back to the pub and count my cash again.
9. Collect my winning TAB tickets.
10. Get some take-away from the kitchen and go home.
11. Grab a bottle of Dom Perignon from the bottle shop.
12. Go home to my gorgeous wife and get her just drunk enough that she feels like taking a trip down the dirt track.
13. Get some sleep
14. Work behind the bar all day Sunday.
15. Knock off at 5pm. Have a countermeal.
16. Go down to the bar.
17. Shout all the hot girl drinks.
18. Take one of them to my apartment in the city.
19. Give her what for.
20. Give her $100 for a taxi
21. Go home to my lovely wife.
22. Give her what for.
23. Go to sleep.

[goodie]

big weekend?

whats planned for breakfast?

[bigpapagman]

i want to be you when i grow up.

[goal sneak]

Point 7. Wish I could get dragged after 10 minutes. Starting on the bench. Will be lucky to see action before half time.

[bigpapagman]

My weekend.

1. Go to my pub in about 2 hours and sink a couple of froffs whilst counting my money
2. Go home and serenade my stunning wife with $100 notes rolled into roses and then give her what for.
3. Get up early open the pub, and count my cash again.
4. Put my bets on for the day.
5. My shift manager will arrive and i make the long trek out to Bongwarry.
6. Watch the Goon win the magoos and the seniors.
7. A few beers in the rooms after the game with the boys and laugh about Goal Sneak being dragged 10 mins into the first quarter and not gaining another run.
8. Drive back to the pub and count my cash again.
9. Collect my winning TAB tickets.
10. Get some take-away from the kitchen and go home.
11. Grab a bottle of Dom Perignon from the bottle shop.
12. Go home to my gorgeous wife and get her just drunk enough that she feels like taking a trip down the dirt track.
13. Get some sleep
14. Work behind the bar all day Sunday.
15. Knock off at 5pm. Have a countermeal.
16. Go down to the bar.
17. Shout all the hot girl drinks.
18. Take one of them to my apartment in the city.
19. Give her what for.
20. Give her $100 for a taxi
21. Go home to my lovely wife.
22. Give her what for.
23. Go to sleep.


i think this deserved more recognition.

[goal sneak]

OAkfHShATKY

[bigpapagman]

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[goal sneak]

How was your birthday bender papa?

[bigpapagman]

yep. big.


pots @ 9.30 in the morning at the golf club turned into walking out of the sportsbar @ 5.00 the next morning.

my jaw hurts and my tongue is ****ed.

[goodie]

i was the last out.

yes im proud.

[goal sneak]

Haha sounds good. I got home from the city at 7 in the morning and had training at 9.30 lol. Lucky we were only walking laps. I got a feeling this weekend coming up could get a bit messy too.

[bigpapagman]

yeah either way it pans out.....

[goal sneak]

Say you were banished to an island. All the necesities such as electricity, clothes, food, clean water and cooking utensils were no problem on this island.

1)What are 3 items that you’d take with you?
2)Who is one celebrity male you’d take with you?
3)Who is one celebrity female you’d take with you?
4)Family member you’d take?
5)One male u know that you would take with you?
6)One female you know that youd take with you?

[speedytiger]

Say you were banished to an island. All the necesities such as electricity, clothes, food, clean water and cooking utensils were no problem on this island.

1)What are 3 items that you’d take with you?
2)Who is one celebrity male you’d take with you?
3)Who is one celebrity female you’d take with you?
4)Family member you’d take?
5)One male u know that you would take with you?
6)One female you know that youd take with you?
1) Cricket bat, ball and footy, 2) David Boon for beach cricket and beers, 3) Easy.. Jen Hawkins, 4) No family member, me and jen would start making our own quick smart, 5) Goalsneak, wouldn't be a threat to jen and i, 6) My dog

[bigpapagman]

Say you were banished to an island. All the necesities such as electricity, clothes, food, clean water and cooking utensils were no problem on this island.

1)What are 3 items that you’d take with you? several pallets of green cans, several cartons of ciggies & a playstation 3.
2)Who is one celebrity male you’d take with you? Jonathon Brown
3)Who is one celebrity female you’d take with you? Isla Fisher
4)Family member you’d take? Goodie
5)One male u know that you would take with you? Gilbert
6)One female you know that youd take with you? The Missus


quite striaghtforward tbh.

[goal sneak]

1)What are 3 items that you’d take with you? Laptop with internet connection, table tennis table and set, a footy
2)Who is one celebrity male you’d take with you? Nathan G Brown
3)Who is one celebrity female you’d take with you? Miranda Kerr
4)Family member you’d take? Brother
5)One male u know that you would take with you? Best mate
6)One female you know that youd take with you? Girl from uni I have shagged a few times.

[bigpapagman]

me>you.

[goal sneak]

Nathan Brown >>> Jonathon Brown

[bigpapagman]

nah.


not to drink piss with.

[Axe Man]

Playstation would go real well without a TV

[bigpapagman]

i already thought of that.

Browny's bringing it.

[goal sneak]

Definitely Miranda Kerr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Isla Fisher

[bigpapagman]

probably, but isla fisher would be a weapon in the sack.

[goal sneak]

Also
table tennis >>>> ciggies

[bigpapagman]

IYO. not IMO.

[bigpapagman]

although.... beer>>>>>>>>>>internet.

[bigpapagman]

brother = brother.
gilbert = your best mate.

[Falcor]

[quote=goal sneak;12314992]Say you were banished to an island. All the necesities such as electricity, clothes, food, clean water and cooking utensils were no problem on this island.

1)What are 3 items that you’d take with you? footy, golf clubs & tv
2)Who is one celebrity male you’d take with you? james hird
3)Who is one celebrity female you’d take with you? scarlett johansson
4)Family member you’d take? cousin
5)One male u know that you would take with you? best mate
6)One female you know that youd take with you? wife

[goal sneak]

Ran up the arse of a car on the way home today.

[saint leo]

[quote=goal sneak;12314992]Say you were banished to an island. All the necesities such as electricity, clothes, food, clean water and cooking utensils were no problem on this island.

1)What are 3 items that you’d take with you? footy, golf clubs & tv
2)Who is one celebrity male you’d take with you? james hird
3)Who is one celebrity female you’d take with you? scarlett johansson
4)Family member you’d take? cousin
5)One male u know that you would take with you? best mate
6)One female you know that youd take with you? wife

Why would you take your wife if ya had scarlett johansson? She must be a bloody good cook!

[goodie]

Ran up the arse of a car on the way home today.
any pictures?

slow day at bigfooty when papa has a sick day.

[goal sneak]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/728751.jpg

[goodie]

lol.
what time does training start tonight sneak?

[Falcor]

[quote=Falcor;12330678]

Why would you take your wife if ya had scarlett johansson? She must be a bloody good cook!

that she is and i can think of a few other kinky reasons why!

[goodie]

how was the atmosphere at training sneak

[goal sneak]

Yeah it was great. Awesome conditions and probably somewhere between 50-100 people there watching. Did not train for long but it was a good feeling out there. Can't wait for Saturday.

[bigpapagman]

if i ever go to berwick on a thursday night again i will shoot myself in the ****ing head.

what a shithole.

[goal sneak]

The Bezza on a thursday is not bad if you just want to go local.

[bigpapagman]

i've never seen a bigger metrosexual dick measuring contest in my life.

full of tosspots. and $12 for a Wild Turkey & Coke Stubby.

on the upside, Luke Ferguson drank everyones urine. i nearly spewed.

[saint leo]

Luke Ferguson drank everyones urine. i nearly spewed.

Now that does not suprise me one bit, he is a menice that kid!

[bigpapagman]

absolute pest. good kid though.

[saint leo]

Yeah good value, think he has "best first year" for the footy trip in the bag and is a B&F candidate in his first trip.

[Saint]

Don't discount the proven performers, Leo, for the B&F, reckon a first year kid will have a lot to learn on his first hike.

He might be a performer for a day or two in a row, but will he last for 4 consistent days?

I think there are a few others who will challenge for best virgin, but you'd know the list of who's coming better than me.

[goal sneak]

Drank people's urine? You are joking right? That is disgusting.

[saint leo]

Yeah true saint, he will have to pace himself better than he usually does to have a chance. Have seen many virgin trippers with potential turn into 1 night wonders.

We all know the bus trip home is the toughest, virgin Gin and Tonic is always a big test for them. Any man who can shotgun 6 cans of ouzo and coke on the way home is always going to be hard to beat though.

I might wip up a form guide for a bit of amusment.

[Stamp]

if i ever go to berwick on a thursday night again i will shoot myself in the ****ing head.

what a shithole.

come on it wasnt that bad! atleast you didnt end up at 1422. shooters is rank.

[bigpapagman]

come on it wasnt that bad! atleast you didnt end up at 1422. shooters is rank.
there was talk of it happening. i made sure we steered clear.

[bigpapagman]

Drank people's urine? You are joking right? That is disgusting.
dead serious.

everyone pissed in pots & then he skulled it.

apparently some peoples tasted better.

was gross, did dry retch.

[Saint]

Luke has certainly had some good tutoring over the last couple of years, but still lags behind in the disgusting stakes.

Drinking people's urine is fine. When they've been drinking beer all day, it pretty much tastes the same. Drinking/eating spew is usually a bit more entertaining, because it confuses the stomach, with spew going down the throat.

Shouldn't be having a footy trip unless you've got people willing to have a fair dinkum crack.

[bigpapagman]

i saw his older brother snort someones spew through a $50. that made us all spew.

[saint leo]

Gee some of you blokes would get a wake up call if ya came on a nyora footy trip, or even a sunday session at the tower/bung.

Yeah i have seen far worse than drinkin someones urine.

[goal sneak]

I have never even heard of people doing this kind of stuff. Why on earth would you even wan't to?

[saint leo]

Its very entertaining to watch.