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Budda 230
8 Oct 2007, 16:38
Sad but true.
I have to go to uni now. :(
Uni? That's unlucky.... Can't rate that. Bit late for uni yeah?
:rolleyes: Hey, at least I didn't lose once to a drunk person!!!:cool:
Is that directed at me?? Ohhhh, I lost once to you.. okay I get it.
Um, actually I play pretty good when drunk. At my 21st, I started drinking at 3pm, and later that night had a game of pool.. which I won.. so :p:p
No big deal, imo.
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 16:43
everyone's better at pool when they're drunk.
thats common knowledge.
know your shit budda.
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 16:43
Is that directed at me?? Ohhhh, I lost once to you.. okay I get it.
Um, actually I play pretty good when drunk. At my 21st, I started drinking at 3pm, and later that night had a game of pool.. which I won.. so :p:p
No big deal, imo.
Wow. 3pm. You Animal.
Wow. 3pm. You Animal.
Hey, I was getting my hair done and stuff like that before hand. :p
I suppose they start drinking in Gippsland what? 7, 8am?
You have Rum on your cornflakes, right?
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 16:48
actually Kahlua & Milk.
at about 10am.
Guess I over estimated you guys then.
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 16:53
its only that late beacuse we were drinking through till 5am the night before. gotta sleep sometime. :rolleyes:
Budda 230
8 Oct 2007, 16:54
Wow. 3pm. You Animal.
The day bigpapagman doesn't start drinking by 3pm is the day he has dropped dead....
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 16:55
when im not working or playing competitive sport that is.
its only that late beacuse we were drinking through till 5am the night before. gotta sleep sometime. :rolleyes:
Bahahaha.. chill dude. Just winding you up.
The day bigpapagman doesn't start drinking by 3pm is the day he has dropped dead....
Is there any AA groups in Gippsland by any chance? It sounds like you guys might need one. :D
Budda 230
8 Oct 2007, 17:00
Is there any AA groups in Gippsland by any chance? It sounds like you guys might need one. :D
Nah, they had to close them down because they were turning into massive piss ups!!!;)
Nah, they had to close them down because they were turning into massive piss ups!!!;)
Lmao.. I should've known...
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 17:02
yeah, last one i went to ended with a bottle of turkey.
all gippslanders love piss.
i love piss and everyone i know loves piss. simple as that.
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 17:22
good summary little bro.
goal sneak
8 Oct 2007, 17:42
There is one Lang Lang player who loves drinking his own piss. literally
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 17:44
okay. thats weird. errr.... thanks goalsneak.
Budda 230
8 Oct 2007, 17:55
There is one Lang Lang player who loves drinking his own piss. literally
Mmmm. Interesting. Does he put it in a cup or just shoots and catches? Bit of dribble factor there.
bigpapagman
8 Oct 2007, 17:57
i seriously hope the latter.
goal sneak
8 Oct 2007, 18:17
Mmmm. Interesting. Does he put it in a cup or just shoots and catches? Bit of dribble factor there.
He drank a full schooner (sp?) of his own piss.
eliiiiza
8 Oct 2007, 18:18
Uni? That's unlucky.... Can't rate that. Bit late for uni yeah?
Nah, I'm meant to have class from 11am-12pm, and then again from 3pm-4pm, but I usually can't be bothered and just attend the lecture from 4pm-5pm.
He drank a full schooner (sp?) of his own piss.
... Sounds tasty.
That's it Eliza.. we should move your birthday down Gippsland way. Forget Geelong, it's all going ON down there in G-land, with pee drinking man, etc etc..
Does Gipps have a Quest Budda?? :D
eliiiiza
8 Oct 2007, 19:52
Does Gipps have a Quest Budda?? :D
He won't know what it is. :p
nooo. there is a 4 star motel with austar in warragul though
:D:D:D
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 09:08
3.5 star now nick.
RACV dumped half a star off it.
Budda 230
9 Oct 2007, 10:07
He drank a full schooner (sp?) of his own piss.
Did he chug it? Gees, that is very ordinary form.
There was a hypothical brought up once between my group of mates of "what would you rather, a shot of piss or a tea spoon of cum?". Well I'm guessin' your mate would go the shot....(and some more obviously).:rolleyes:
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 10:44
at least piss is sterile.
Did he chug it? Gees, that is very ordinary form.
There was a hypothical brought up once between my group of mates of "what would you rather, a shot of piss or a tea spoon of cum?". Well I'm guessin' your mate would go the shot....(and some more obviously).:rolleyes:
You guys are real intellectuals aren't you? :D
Can't you drink your own urine, if you were in an emergency situation? Like lost in the wilderness.. (Gippsland perhaps).. or is that just an old wives tale?
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 12:58
nah you can, just not too much of it.
mainly to keep you alive.
Did he chug it? Gees, that is very ordinary form.
There was a hypothical brought up once between my group of mates of "what would you rather, a shot of piss or a tea spoon of cum?". Well I'm guessin' your mate would go the shot....(and some more obviously).:rolleyes:
Was that a Phil Grant hypothetical? He has some real beauties. All very sick.
I've also heard of some bloke that eats toilet lollies (from a urinal). Tasty.
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 13:11
Was that a Phil Grant hypothetical? He has some real beauties. All very sick.
I've also heard of some bloke that eats toilet lollies (from a urinal). Tasty.
shut up axe man. lets not go into it.
Also just remembered some girls that I know who were actually drinking their own piss as some type of diet. They refreigerated it first if that makes it any better?:confused:
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 13:25
2girls1cup Board.
Speaking of survival tips.. what about eating another human, like they did in "Alive'?
I think I could do that.. If I really had to..
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 14:31
I would have no worries whatsoever.
Who would you kill off first then?
For me.. there'd be a few from the Geelong board I wouldnt mind losing. :D
Someone like Eliiza wouldn't be worth it.. hardly any meat on her. You be hungry again in a few hours!!
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 14:52
Someone like Lance Whitnall would be good.
Perfect combo of muscle & fat......
Budda 230
9 Oct 2007, 14:54
Was that a Phil Grant hypothetical? He has some real beauties. All very sick.
I've also heard of some bloke that eats toilet lollies (from a urinal). Tasty.
It wasn't an original Phil Grant hypothical although I did ask Davo, Tomo and Phil for their opinions on the issue.
Budda 230
9 Oct 2007, 15:06
Speaking of survival tips.. what about eating another human, like they did in "Alive'?
I think I could do that.. If I really had to..
I think you would almost eat another human if they knocked your pool cue mid shot.....;)
I would really struggle to eat a human, especially if I knew them. I would have to be almost dead!
I agree, Eliza, Jess and yourself wouldn't be worth eating.
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 15:36
neither would you with your skinny/white girl arms.
Budda 230
9 Oct 2007, 15:54
neither would you with your skinny/white girl arms.
But I thought I had muscley arms....:o:(
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 15:59
don't patronise me.....
goal sneak
9 Oct 2007, 16:00
A pencil up your peehole or a baseball bat up your arse?
Budda 230
9 Oct 2007, 16:24
A pencil up your peehole or a baseball bat up your arse?
The baseball bat easily.....
pencil = potentially the most painful thing I can think of!
I think you would almost eat another human if they knocked your pool cue mid shot.....;).
As if I'd kill/eat a human over a game of pool. I'd probably just shove the pool cue up your ass is all. :)
I would really struggle to eat a human, especially if I knew them. I would have to be almost dead!.
Ah, you're being over dramatic. We probably just taste like chicken. :p
I agree, Eliza, Jess and yourself wouldn't be worth eating.
... not even gonna go near that one.;)
Budda 230
9 Oct 2007, 16:32
... not even gonna go near that one.;)
:eek: It took me a while, but I get it now!!!!!;)
:eek: It took me a while, but I get it now!!!!!;)
:D;)
And you're not wrong about the baseball bat either, btw.
goal sneak
9 Oct 2007, 17:08
The baseball bat easily.....
pencil = potentially the most painful thing I can think of!
Are you kidding. A pencil has more chance of fitting up a peehole than a baseball bat up your arse no matter how much lube you use.
A wooden bat or an aluminium bat? :D
They both sound horribly painful to me...
Budda 230
9 Oct 2007, 17:13
Are you kidding. A pencil has more chance of fitting up a peehole than a baseball bat up your arse no matter how much lube you use.
Well if it doesn't fit in, it doesn't go in.... Question answered.:thumbsu:
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 17:19
Pencil. Apparently it feels good and you can get off over it.
Not to mention the great works of arts you could make too...
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 17:24
Not to mention the great works of arts you could make too...
gross & too far.
eliiiiza
9 Oct 2007, 17:43
Who would you kill off first then?
For me.. there'd be a few from the Geelong board I wouldnt mind losing. :D
Someone like Eliiza wouldn't be worth it.. hardly any meat on her. You be hungry again in a few hours!!
Fat is tasty too. Mmm.... Bacon...
bigpapagman
9 Oct 2007, 17:57
Everybody loves bacon.
gross & too far.
Shoving a pencil up there in the first place would be gross and too far in my book, but to each his own..
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 09:06
yeah but i wouldnt draw with it....like a really warped mr. squiggle!
:D
Funny that's exactly who I was thinking of at the time when I wrote that post..
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 10:10
I always felt sorry for Mr Squiggle. It would suck having a pencil for a nose. Really unlucky.
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 10:29
better than a pencil for a dick.
I always felt sorry for Mr Squiggle. It would suck having a pencil for a nose. Really unlucky.
:D
I've always felt more sorry for Edward Scissorhands myself..
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 11:13
No chance of self-gratification........
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 11:34
:D
I've always felt more sorry for Edward Scissorhands myself..
Come on, like you wouldn't pick up Johny Depp eventhough he had scissors for hands!!!;)
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 11:36
better than a pencil for a dick.
Yes, I do have pitty for you bigpapagman....:D
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 12:14
That was a mature comment, thanks Craig.
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 12:38
That was a mature comment, thanks Craig.
Oh and this is such a mature thread....:rolleyes:
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 12:46
it is. i take it seriously.
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 13:04
i got an infraction for this
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9125729&postcount=25
not a word of a lie.
Come on, like you wouldn't pick up Johny Depp eventhough he had scissors for hands!!!;)
I actually prefer Jonny Depp, circa Willy Wonka actually.
(Kidding)
Yes, I do have pitty for you bigpapagman....:D
Lmao!!!! :D
it is. i take it seriously.
Oh, me too.
Oh and this is such a mature thread....:rolleyes:
It is isn't it. I love it!!! You guys are never gonna get rid of me now you do realise!!
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 13:26
i got an infraction for this
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=9125729&postcount=25
not a word of a lie.
That is the biggest joke I have ever heard. Just about everyone who posts should get infractions then. What board was that on?
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 13:28
The Carlton Board.
Under a thread entitled: -
"Judd Won't be a tiger"
..............
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 13:29
It is isn't it. I love it!!! You guys are never gonna get rid of me now you do realise!!
I told ya it was worth it.:thumbsu: Hey, you haven't started the Geelong board version yet!!!!
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 13:30
The Carlton Board.
Under a thread entitled: -
"Judd Won't be a tiger"
..............
Seriously, go talk to Chief about it or something. That's the most ridiculous thing in bigfooty history!
I think in all honesty if you have a 'reputation' or are a guy it's sooo easier to get infraction rather than girls. I have tried and tried, sworn, avoided the swear filter, put people down like you wouldnt believe, but I just cant get one! Only thing that has come close is I got a real rude PM from a mod once, that kinda put me in my place, lol.
Anyway, yeah that was crap you got one for that BigPGM.
I told ya it was worth it.:thumbsu: Hey, you haven't started the Geelong board version yet!!!!
Why don't you do it. You're on here more than I am anyway :p
Seriously, go talk to Chief about it or something. That's the most ridiculous thing in bigfooty history!
No Renegade and Hyperdrivel are the most ridiculous things in BF history...
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 13:39
yeah i have a bit of a reputation........
Judd Won't Go To Richmond (http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=9125729#post9125729) 10th October 2007
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see?
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 13:40
if any of that makes sense.
im sure you get the picture.
i've had 9 infractions....
6 reds, 3 yellows.
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 13:45
Why don't you do it. You're on here more than I am anyway :p
Average posts would suggest otherwise....;) Well, actually I'm on bigfooty all day because I leave a screen open for it all day. So when I'm on call or something it's easier to have a quick glance.
No, I'm scared I'm gunna get shunted.:o So I nominate you.:thumbsu: You are cooler than me....
Yes that makes perfect sense..
And I'm very impressed.
What's the penalties anyway?? Yellow warning.. Red suspended one match.. Oh wait that's soccer..
Average posts would suggest otherwise....;) Well, actually I'm on bigfooty all day because I leave a screen open for it all day. So when I'm on call or something it's easier to have a quick glance.
No, I'm scared I'm gunna get shunted.:o So I nominate you.:thumbsu: You are cooler than me....
:D About 500 more posts and I'm a VETERAN.. yeah baby..
Of course I'm more cooler than you :cool:.. But I dunno if theres enough people on the Scratching Post to keep it going. The Trivia thread went for a while, but even that died eventually...
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 13:48
if any of that makes sense.
im sure you get the picture.
i've had 9 infractions....
6 reds, 3 yellows.
I had no idea your record was so bad.
I haven't had any which is ridiculous considering some of the stuff I have said to lion_gooner on the Brissy board. I spose even Brissy supporters hate him just as much as I do so they ignore it.
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 13:57
Much like Kooley.
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 13:57
:D About 500 more posts and I'm a VETERAN.. yeah baby..
Of course I'm more cooler than you :cool:.. But I dunno if theres enough people on the Scratching Post to keep it going. The Trivia thread went for a while, but even that died eventually...
Like we won't be able to keep it going!!!! Then there will be others who will tag along trying to be cool like us. You could start the dynasty of the Geelong board!!!
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 14:32
My PPD thrashes all of you.......
Like we won't be able to keep it going!!!! Then there will be others who will tag along trying to be cool like us. You could start the dynasty of the Geelong board!!!
Ok, I'll make a thread tonight.
How about we make a deal, should it die a slow and agonising death.. you'll buy me a Carona n lime (And should they have no limes, you will go to the nearest fruit n veggie shop and get one), at Eliiizas birthday. :):thumbsu:
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 14:34
i wanna make a thread! stupid card.
Whaddaya want a ****ing medal?
Bahahahaha, so THAT"S the penalty. So you can't make a thread for how long?
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 14:41
1 week.
i can only post in the mean time.
It's killing you isn't it :p
What's the penalty for the red card then? I know you can't post, but for how long..
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 14:51
Ok, I'll make a thread tonight.
How about we make a deal, should it die a slow and agonising death.. you'll buy me a Carona n lime (And should they have no limes, you will go to the nearest fruit n veggie shop and get one), at Eliiizas birthday. :):thumbsu:
So what do I get if it's a successful thread?
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 14:54
It's killing you isn't it :p
What's the penalty for the red card then? I know you can't post, but for how long..
1 week or depending on previous offences it gets longer.
So what do I get if it's a successful thread?
I'll let you win at pool...
Ah nah, can't do it!!! :cool:
Will think of something else n get back to you ;)
Budda 230
10 Oct 2007, 15:09
I'll let you win at pool...
Ah nah, can't do it!!! :cool:
Will think of something else n get back to you ;)
Well you are going to lose in pool either way.;) So, yes, I do agree we can't do that.
How bout no pain to me after I win pool?:D
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 15:20
Oi, Glen from your work is here.
good bloke?
apparently we have a faulty mug washer.......
Well you are going to lose in pool either way.;) So, yes, I do agree we can't do that.
How bout no pain to me after I win pool?:D
Enough of that already :rolleyes:
I do not get violent over a game of pool.. you're the one that gets into fights around here anyway. (Btw, has the blood stains come out of your Geelong jumper yet or what?).
How about a beer if the thread reaches more than.. um 10 pages before next Saturday..
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 15:26
well this one has 400.........
bigpapagman
10 Oct 2007, 15:27
now.