Change song lyrics ro suit the WCE and Benny

[Stronzo]

Posted a thread like this on bay 13 but thought it might get a better response here.

Pretty basic, find a well known song and change the lyrics, heres a couple I prepared earlier:


By Benny bender and Afroman:

Because I got high

I was gonna play football, until I got high
I was gonna get up and kick the ball, But then I got high
My career is all messed up And I know why, (why man) 'cuz: I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to chicky's, before I got high
I coulda' dropped off all of the stash, but I got high
The cops found all my gear and I know why, (why man) 'cuz: I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was already captain, but then I got high
I just got a brownlow, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why, (why man) 'cuz: I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my drug fines, but then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz: I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high
I ran away from the cops because I was high, (I'm serious man)
I pulled over and ran my arse off, because I was high
Now I'm a laughing stock, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz: I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna lie to woosha, until I got high
I wasn't gonna make an apology, but then I got high
Now the paddy wagons pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz: I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high I was gonna make love to the cat, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna do that pussy good, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz: I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my career and respect , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping at Chick's, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz: I got high, because I got high, because I got high

[Stronzo]

Simon & Garfunkle

The sounds of Karma

Hello karma, my old friend,
Bens come to talk with you again,
Blurred vision softly creeping,
Had too much booze and he was sleeping,
The blurred vision that was planted in his brain
Still remains
Within the sound of karma.

In restless dreams he drove alone
Northbridge streets of cobblestone,
neath the halo of a flashing lamp,
He saw blue collars and went cold and damp
When his eyes were stabbed by the flash of
A blue light
That split the night
And touched the sound of karma.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten Ks of ice, maybe more.
Benny snorting and then peaking,
Benny smoking and then freaking,
Benny buying drugs that he never planned to share
And now no one cares
Cause its the sound of karma.

Fools said Judd, you do not know
Karma like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
I'm off to Carlton so I won't reach you.
But Judd's words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of karma

And the slime all bowed and prayed
To the benny God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
And the arrogance that it was forming.
And the signs said, "we applaud what you have overcome"
It now seems pretty dumb
And whisperd in the sounds of KARMA.