Anthony_
23 Oct 2007, 11:02
Just as fun reading as it was participating! :thumbsu:
Meanwhile, Chris Bond was applying for the job at McDonalds naming burgers after coaching jobs he missed...Demon Double Daniher Burger, the Carlton Chunky Cheese, the Sizzling StKilda, Bombers BBQ Beef, and the Crispy Crows Cucumber Burger. A disappointed Bond left McDonalds for a life as John Howard's gardener whilst secretly working as an escort.
Anthony_
23 Oct 2007, 14:36
Do'h I meant three word story haha my bad!
Aquamarinejewel
23 Oct 2007, 23:17
Do'h I meant three word story haha my bad!
The title is fixed. :)
I will have to sift through and find my favourite paragraphs. I tell you what it has been quite a laugh compiling it into story form.
Aquamarinejewel
23 Oct 2007, 23:35
Here are a few of my favourites....
Eagleton's party was filled with kegs full of beer, hookers, giant reefers barrel polka dots nd everything else including furry, salted, Ethiopian type peanuts. "These taste like shit" yelled Johnno. The Ethiopian community were paid-up Bulldogs members who adored Status-Quo, Billy Idol, Roger Voudouris, Rene & Renato, Desmond Dekker, Suzi Quatro, Patrick Hernandez, Donovan, Bay City Rollers, Pointer Sisters, Bucks Fizz, Mark Holden, John Paul Young, Billy Ray Cyrus, Gilbert O' Sullivan and Captain and Tenille, The Knack and Sherbet & Leo Sayer, Gary Glitter, Slade Marvin Gaye and Dexy's Midnight Runners, Abba, Jackson Five, The Nolan Sisters, supernaught, hush and Ted Mulry Gang, Bananarama, The Temptations, Racey and Boney M, sailor and Diana Ross & Supremes.
Giansiracusa went fishing at Footscray Beach hoping to catch Crofty with his mustard coloured suit doing the tango on his boat while playing his down periscope theme. Gia yelled "shark" but Danny Southern was not anywhere to be seen everyone started panicking because it was past his bedtime they looked everywhere with flash torches inside dark caves with Aboriginal paintings. Koopsie pointed his magic hunting spear at Matthew Lloyd's multi-coloured magical didgeridoo.
Cooney’s gold medal in weightlifting inspired Farren Ray to high jump over Peter Street and pole vault over the Westgate Bridge. He landed on Telstra Dome's roof much to the disgust of Collo who immediately threw a press conference to APOLOGISE for instigating Grant's suspension and robbing him of the Brownlow!!! Collo's subsequent lynching resulted in a big party at Whitten Oval where, to thunderous applause Grant received his retrospective Brownlow Medal.
Anthony_
25 Oct 2007, 16:09
Thanks for the change and haha I like the last one on your list. :thumbsu: