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NiGHTFuRY

25 Oct 2007, 22:18

You just woken up and stumbled to your bathroom/toilet to splash some water on your face and relieve yourself. It just occurs to you, that you can hear faintly hear cops sirens going mad somewhere, some distance away. You wonder to yourself which ******** is in a high speed chase this time. In the near distance you can intermittently hear some screaming and shouting and even some odd loud bangs. "Stupid kids piss-farting around down near the skate ramp" you think to yourself. You chuckle to yourself as your memory flickers to a time when you were indeed a little skeg yourself with you Tony Hawk deck fully kitted out and that you could pull some minorly impressive tricks on a ramp.
You go out to your breakfast bar and slap together a bowl of weetbix and try to work out what you have to do today.
Hmmmmmmz the helicopters passing overhead are really loud... what on earth is going on today!!!????
You hear some cars tires screeching like a banshee down your street. "WTF!! is going on"?? you think to yourself... You rush to you front window and peer onto your street. You see a mother running down the street with a young child in tow. She looks frightened ..... you are about to go to your front door when you decide... "Naaahh, probably just some domestic, I don't wanna get involved.....". With a slight feeling of guilt you decide to turn on your TV. ...
And there it is..... slapping you in the face.... like some George A. Romero movie... with a soundtrack to the music of Slayer tearing through your mind.. The dead.... non living... are returning to life!!!! in mass numbers.. everyone is confused... and they feasting on us all!!! You are not sure whether the instant physical sensation of what you'd call surrealism envelopes you is appropriate or not. You watch images of local places you know and foriegn with police and even defence personal .. ON THE STREET armed to the teeth firing onto crowds of people!!!. You see badly hurt people... you think you can see some grainy image of some poor sod becoming a haggard looking groups family dinner pack.
You start to think "this is no hoax".. You rush to your phone to call loved ones but the phone network is down... Same goes for your mobile phone....

Question to all?? OH SNAP.... what do you grab?, where do you go?...... What are the essential items and plans in case of ... OFMG The Zombie's Are Everywhere

Tony_Clifton

25 Oct 2007, 22:53

what's going on? what's going on what's going on? Need to find a safe place and figure out whats going on. Phones down. Can't sit around watchin telly. Radio! That innovations radio I never gave back to Dad! Its in the kitchen draws somewhere, in.... here... somewhere.... yes! Shortwave too. Batteries, batteries, TV remote! Batteries in, power on, batteries good. What do I need now?

TerryToonice

27 Oct 2007, 10:27

Grab your Cricket Bat and start hitting some sixes baby! First thing you'd need to do is either make the decision to find your loved ones, or board your place up to stop the mass zombie infestation from tasting your white cells

Dyslexic Emo

29 Oct 2007, 14:22

First of all great post:thumbsu:

Secondly, Did we somehow meet on the weekend because I had this exact same question raised at a party this weekend?

Well for me my plan would be be firstly grab some supplies ie food and what not and empty the gun cabinet. then i would load anyone and everyone into the car and ride down the 500 meters to the river and hop in a boat that just sits there, if there is no motor or anything then fine i'll just push of with something. from there I'll quiet happily gun down and assist people in need and one day make it to rotto and just live it up

Kram81

1 Nov 2007, 16:06

Zombies, man. They creep me out.

summerthebat

1 Nov 2007, 17:03

Get into the car, ignore everyone I love..... but visit those who are on the way as I head for the hills (literally) maybe stop in small town outside Pinjarra or Narrogin or something similar. Find a house who's residents are not there, barricade it and spend the night there... explode the neighbourhood carefully, find a bigger and better car and keep my eye out for a bigger and safer house. Drive back into town carefully 4 days later or so, when general chaos as subsided and search for friends and family... ignore groups of non zombie people... I find it hard trusting regular people as it is let alone post-apocalyptic people.

Find a young attractive non zombie girl in distress, save her, bunt her for days.

prattsta

1 Nov 2007, 18:52

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Some of the ads on this site are possibly NSFW...

NiGHTFuRY

1 Nov 2007, 19:33

Would taking shelter in a house only end up in the inevitable???? When not encountered in mass numbers it should be easy to dispatch the random zombie here and there. Perhaps a double story house with the stairs collapsed or blockaded would be much safer. Failing that your roof could be good for a temporary shelter, but if they know your there and start to mass in great numbers you are going to be in trouble.
One major factor of escape, evasion and survival is of course dependant on how they move. The classic and more likely jagged slow jerky movements [due to rigor mortis, and when that subsides, decaying tissue] would be quite easy to survive if not in mass numbers.
If however, they move like the Dawn Of The Dead 2004 remake, we have a big problem. Every encounter is very dangerous. If they are running at you like Olympic champions every battle is like a gladiator contest.
Regardless of how they move, grouping up with strangers and people you know is the best move. Pooling resources is a good idea. If a person is not a team player then they get kicked out.
The other major factor is fear. After the initial shock forget it, because they are not scared so why should we be. Discard fear and you really even up things when it comes to fighting.
I would think moving around in a large group raiding fuel and food and other required items would work for a while. Youngsters, children and babies would be given priority protection. In the end you 'f have to find somewhere easily defendable and close to a lot of supplies to survive the thing out.

prattsta

2 Nov 2007, 12:25

Assuming Milla Jovovich doesn't come and save your arse from the massing army of undead at your front door i see only one real option.

Jump onto www.buyanisland.com (http://www.buyanisland.com) and see where some inhabitable, lowly populated islands are nearby. Grab your cricket bat and head on down to Fremantle Harbour, where you can hijack a decent sized, fully fueled boat and sail off into the sunset. Simple.

I can only see a few issue's with this plan-
a) I live 20 minutes by car from Fremantle
b) My boating skill's are pathetic
c) Zombie sharks and/or birds

Basically i figure as long as i can avoid doing everything i've seen in the movies i should be alright-
No picking up strangers, especially blood covered, moaning, staggering, outstretched arm having zombie looking strangers.
No pregnant women, sorry ladies that undead mofo up your duff craves flesh not milk.
No children, sorry kids you're far too curious, annoying, stupid, slow & weak.
No pets, sorry Fido i don't know what you've been sniffing.
No old people, sorry gramps that bung hip is only going to slow me down.
No ex-special forces, gun wielding, muscle bound, dude's on a mission to save the world.

Oh and stay clear of that NiGHTFuRY character, he will no doubt convince me to head on over to a pub called the Winchester where i will have my brains eaten.

NiGHTFuRY

2 Nov 2007, 17:54

Oh and stay clear of that NiGHTFuRY character, he will no doubt convince me to head on over to a pub called the Winchester where i will have my brains eaten.

Whats wrong with holing up in a pub of all places to wait the thing out...:D:D:p;)

Shaun Of The Dead is an awesome movie...

Ed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0296545/): Any zombies out there?
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/): Don't say that!
Ed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0296545/): What?
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/): That!
Ed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0296545/): What?
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/): The zed-word. Don't say it!
Ed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0296545/): Why not?
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/): Because it's ridiculous!
Ed (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0296545/): Alright... are there any out there though?
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/): [looking out the door mail slot, he sees an empty street] I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
Shaun (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0670408/): [turns his head and sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.

Kram81

3 Nov 2007, 00:37

In reality (:eek::confused:) Romero's zombies would be quite possible to easily outlast in most areas, it would not take long for the armed forces to intervene and crush the threat with bullets to the lurchers' heads.:D

As for the Dawn '04' sprinting zombies, this would be a totally different situation and the whole world would be at threat.

Anyways . . either way, I would quickly find enough food and water as I could, grab a ladder, climb up to the manhole at home and hide in the roof space until to the crisis was over. I could also pull a few tiles out to climb up and sit on the roof and wait for the rescue parties.

A solid plan? CJ? :D

Reveler

3 Nov 2007, 01:30

are they zombies that can't get around a fence like those ones in Resident Evil?

if so.. I'd drag my fridge/Freezer into the bathroom and lock myself in.

Can zombies smell flesh? or beat through windows? if thats the case, I'd get in my car and drive till I can't drive no more.

bigkev bleeds purple

3 Nov 2007, 03:29

NiGHTFuRY

6 Nov 2007, 19:15

I'm assuming, that for everyone, the favourite zombie destroying technique is the headshot??????

http://www.tumbaabierta.com/cripta/img/dawn_of_dead_5_orig.jpg (http://www.tumbaabierta.com)