Frankston Rover
7 Nov 2007, 20:18
Stronzo's lame Monopoly thread got me thinking.
Come up with a board game for a particular club.
Here are a few of mine that got rejected:
Melbourne 'Chess'. It got rejected cos all the pieces were Queens.
Kangaroos 'Cluedo'. Apparently "Wanye Carey in the Toilet with the Lead Pipe" is not family friendly.
Sydney Guess Who. Rejected. No one in Sydney could guess anyones name.
St Kilda 'Snakes and Ladders'. As soon as you get close to the top, there are too many Snakes and you have to start again.
Collingwood Trivial Pursuit Computer Edition. Players couldn't get past the "Enter your name" section.
Carlton 'Monopoly'. The game came with no money.
Richmond 'UPWords'. No one at Richmond could grasp the concept of going 'up'.
West Coast Operation. The nose was always lit up and the condoms were too hard to get out of the stomach.
Kangaroos 'Deal or No Deal'. Apparently a game that lasts 30 days and ends with a player being shipped off to the Gold Coast is not what these guys want.
Essendon 'Trouble'. Players found Trouble unaviodable.
Fremantle 'Scene it?'. No, neither has anyone else.
Come up with a board game for a particular club.
Here are a few of mine that got rejected:
Melbourne 'Chess'. It got rejected cos all the pieces were Queens.
Kangaroos 'Cluedo'. Apparently "Wanye Carey in the Toilet with the Lead Pipe" is not family friendly.
Sydney Guess Who. Rejected. No one in Sydney could guess anyones name.
St Kilda 'Snakes and Ladders'. As soon as you get close to the top, there are too many Snakes and you have to start again.
Collingwood Trivial Pursuit Computer Edition. Players couldn't get past the "Enter your name" section.
Carlton 'Monopoly'. The game came with no money.
Richmond 'UPWords'. No one at Richmond could grasp the concept of going 'up'.
West Coast Operation. The nose was always lit up and the condoms were too hard to get out of the stomach.
Kangaroos 'Deal or No Deal'. Apparently a game that lasts 30 days and ends with a player being shipped off to the Gold Coast is not what these guys want.
Essendon 'Trouble'. Players found Trouble unaviodable.
Fremantle 'Scene it?'. No, neither has anyone else.