Hawthorn Song: Move to Tas

[ripitup27]

When We Move To Tas
(To the tune of 'All That Jazz')

Come on Buddy, why don't we hit the town?
When we move to Tas,
Grab some water to wash the pills down,
When we move to Tas,
We haven't won a flag since 1991,
Our supporters are more likely to take it up the bum,
We're gunna show em all, we can't play football,
When we move...to...Tas.

The chances are that we will continue to lose,
When we move to Tas,
Crawford will tell us he's attracted to dudes,
When we move to Tas,
Clarkson will have a major nervous break down,
The players will strike coz they hate the yellow and brown,
The Roo's will beat us once more, and we will fail to score,
When we move...to...Tas.

Premiership cups, we don't really care about that,
When we move to Tas,
As long as we can brag that we just beat the Cats,
When we move to Tas,
Hodgey will prove he really is a dud,
And it was stupid of us, not to pick Chris Judd,
We will all be forgotten, when we sink to the bottom,
When we move...to...Tas.

[Frankston Rover]

All that work, and it's still crap.

D-

[Big Ronnie]

You're not quite right are you?
To put that much time in to so much crap, there's something wrong?
Two Nurofen plus a wet towel on your forehead and go to bed..Oh and shoot yourself in the head as well.

[GETSOMENUTS]

I thought it was alright :thumbsu:

[Gilbert_Hodge]

And the obsession continues.

[ripitup27]

You're not quite right are you?
To put that much time in to so much crap, there's something wrong?
Two Nurofen plus a wet towel on your forehead and go to bed..Oh and shoot yourself in the head as well.

Did I hurt your delicate feelings? Asking someone to shoot themself is a bit harsh don't you think? :o Here fishy fishy.

[crawf_legend]

You are obsessed with the Hawthorn Football club. Heres a little something to remind of the gayness of your own club.

http://www.ntnews.com.au/images/uploadedfiles/editorial/pictures/2007/10/01/38burgoyne.jpg

[crawf_legend]

I thought it was alright :thumbsu:
Well your a collingwood supporter, why would say its stupid? It is by the way.

[ripitup27]

Thanks for the picture Crawf, reminds me of the record breaking Grand Final victory we had this year...do you remember that? Or were you already hiding away after losing to the Roos, a team we beat by over a hundred points the week before?

Thanks for the comment though, your insight is appreciated. So far you've had a dig at a Collingwood fan and a Geelong fan. Both finished better than you this year. Who next? The Kangaroos...Port? Keep it coming.

[crawf_legend]

Thanks for the picture Crawf, reminds me of the record breaking Grand Final victory we had this year...do you remember that? Or were you already hiding away after losing to the Roos, a team we beat by over a hundred points the week before?

Thanks for the comment though, your insight is appreciated. So far you've had a dig at a Collingwood fan and a Geelong fan. Both finished better than you this year. Who next? The Kangaroos...Port? Keep it coming.
It was a great grand final win. Im not saying it wasnt, fool.
What I was saying, is that in that .... song that you made up, it says Shane Crawford is attracted to dudes, he has a child and a partner called Olivia, do I have to explain further? Just reminding you who is gay here and who isnt loser.

[ripitup27]

It was a great grand final win. Im not saying it wasnt, fool.
What I was saying, is that in that .... song that you made up, it says Shane Crawford is attracted to dudes, he has a child and a partner called Olivia, do I have to explain further? Just reminding you who is gay here and who isnt loser.

Yep Olivia and a kid...you've told us a million times. Doesn't mean we can't have a swipe at him. I like Crawf, but it doesn't mean I can't have a little big of a dig at him.

[crawf_legend]

Yep Olivia and a kid...you've told us a million times. Doesn't mean we can't have a swipe at him. I like Crawf, but it doesn't mean I can't have a little big of a dig at him.
Whats the point of posting a thread about him being gay? Make your threads true before you even think to post a thread. None of this is true, pointless in other words.

[ripitup27]

Whats the point of posting a thread about him being gay? Make your threads true before you even think to post a thread. None of this is true, pointless in other words.

Ok...two words..."Bay 13". It's a place for jokes OK. Don't start taking it personally precious. And you're the one making it a thread about him being gay. I made one comment about it amongst numerous others.

[crawf_legend]

Ok...two words..."Bay 13". It's a place for jokes OK. Don't start taking it personally precious. And you're the one making it a thread about him being gay. I made one comment about it amongst numerous others.
Im the one that made this thread about Crawf a gay am I, thats why I was the first person to mention it, idiot. Bay 13 is a place for rivals to argue, not joke and argue about untrue facts.

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Ok...two words..."Bay 13". It's a place for jokes OK. Don't start taking it personally precious. And you're the one making it a thread about him being gay. I made one comment about it amongst numerous others.

That was a joke? :o

[TheWiseOne]

This will be Hawthorns song next year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyQMFVqGP9s

:o:p

[ripitup27]

Im the one that made this thread about Crawf a gay am I, thats why I was the first person to mention it, idiot. Bay 13 is a place for rivals to argue, not joke and argue about untrue facts.

Never said Crawf is gay. I said he will be if the Hawks move to Tas, "idiot". You really have no idea about Bay 13 do you? It's about having a sly dig at other teams. As someone else mentioned, the quality of Bay 13 has gone down hill because people like you get on here and think it's all about arguing. It's not, it's about trying to get a reaction, or a laugh, or a bit of banter.

And tell me, how do you have an "untrue fact"?

And what's with "Bay 13 is a place for rivals to argue, not to joke and argue"?

Get with the picture and calm down a little and don't get so uptight when someone has a dig at your precious Crawf.

[ripitup27]

That was a joke? :o

Yep, it was a joke as soon as the word 'Hawthorn' was put in the title. Writes itself really.

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Yep, it was a joke as soon as the word 'Hawthorn' was put in the title. Writes itself really.

The fact that you are trying to justify your previous lame joke with another lame joke is terrible. Give up now mate, you're making a dick of yourself.

[ripitup27]

The fact that you are trying to justify your previous lame joke with another lame joke is terrible. Give up now mate, you're making a dick of yourself.

And you're biting at everything I say. It's fun. :thumbsu:

People need to be a bit more like TheWiseOne...can have a laugh about their team.