Summer Heights High quotes

[the ooze]

does anybody watch Summer Heights High?? It's hilarious. Pity the season's finished

I am just wondering if you remember any quotes from the show, like

"You do this sh*t again, I'll send you back to Tonga" - Rocky Takalua

"I didn't f*cking touch his f*cking dick you f*ck!" - Rocky Takalua

[Willow_2000]

"oi you got your period or what miss?" - Jonah Takalua

"I don't go to Gumnut Cottage....your Mum goes there" -Jonah Takalua

"he's a ranga, sir" -Jonah Takalua

[RandB]

does anybody watch Summer Heights High?? It's hilarious. Pity the season's finished

I am just wondering if you remember any quotes from the show, like

"You do this sh*t again, I'll send you back to Tonga" - Rocky Takalua

"I didn't f*cking touch his f*cking dick you f*ck!" - Rocky Takalua
yeah that episode was piss funny, then the teacher/headmaster asked Jonah if he wanted to go back to Tonga and in front of his old man he just says "Tonga was shit" lmao.:thumbsu:

[bringbackschwarter5]

"If you F*ck up at school, then you F*ck up at life and that's F*cked"

[Fairley]

*Jonah sneezes during class*

miss: JONAH please!
jonah: sorry miss i'm just allergic to some shit up here

[Willow_2000]

*Jonah sneezes during class*

miss: JONAH please!
jonah: sorry miss i'm just allergic to some shit up here
I must be allergic to your fart miss

[micky_11]

F**k off miss, just trust me for once, sorry for saying F**k off

[goal sneak]

How do you spell f##k him up? - Jonah
So what if i spoofed on my pants - Jonah

Ectasy. Ectacy, E, E, E, E, Ectacy - Mr G
Two words, deal with it - Mr G
Thank God Your Here, Grandmas been raped - Mr G

Fugly people breed with other fugly people and have fugly kids - Ja'mie
No offence but I seriously hate all fat people - Ja'mie
I'd rather be a paedophile than a lesbian - Ja'mie
You know what would be embarrassing, having your head - Ja'mie
You told me you were anorexic. Obviously you were lying - Ja'mie

[DeeMan27]

Does anyone know if there is going to be another series? I heard that there were too many complaints and it was banned:(

[goal sneak]

Not sure if there will be another series. If there was would you wan't the same characters or new ones?

[master bate]

Not sure if there will be another series. If there was would you wan't the same characters or new ones?Of course everyone would like to see Jonah again, but he may have reached his comedy used by date.

[DeeMan27]

Not sure if there will be another series. If there was would you wan't the same characters or new ones?

It could get a bit stale i guess. Perhaps just introduce some new ones? I hope there is another series, it's a great show.

[Free Willy]

"It's a bummer heights hiiiiiiigh !" - song from "Mr. G - The musical":thumbsu:

[Crow Chick]

"It's G time, not free time"

[saj_21]

**** you

what did you say

i said puck off

[TURKEY92]

haha great show.. ill be disapointed if it has been banned, which is wat ive heard.. it is filmed only a few minutes away from me.

[DeeMan27]

haha great show.. ill be disapointed if it has been banned, which is wat ive heard.. it is filmed only a few minutes away from me.

I know a few people who played minor roles in it, from Brighton Sec.

[AsianWithAFro]

Want some Coffee Mr Takulua

No I'll shove that coffee up you ass

MR G: "She's a naughty girl with a bad habit, bad habit for drugs"
"Jerome I thought black people were meant to dance good"
"It's gonna be a stellar show this year and guess what you guys aren't going to be in it"

[dale_thomas13]

Ive got the DVD and theres over an hour of Jonah deleted scenes. Get yourselves a copy!

[saj_21]

When Jonah painted Year 7's are homos on the lockers and they brought in his dad for a meeting adn later in the show Jonah is explaining how the meeting went:

They asked dad to pay for the repairs and he told them to f.u.c.k off.

[Arsene Wenger]

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One of the funnier scenes from Jonah

[Supermercado]

Manboobs. What are they, and where do they come from?

[reg_lower91]

Ja'mie: "Mum, im a f***ing private school girl, i dont belong at a public school... I wanna come home im gonna get f***ing raped here... Do you want me to f***ing get pregnant?! Then you'll have to raise the kid... is that what you want?!" "Do you want me to f***ing smash your porcelain collection?" "I ****ing hate you... your such a bitch!"

[gregdemons]

Ja'mie says to Asian girl: So you're going to Hilford? You'll love it there, there's lots of Asians.

[maditaliano]

Great show, but as it seems, Mr G is really the only main character they can continue with. Think about it, Jonah is gone back to Tonga, the girl (blanked her name, lol) has left... Jonah - "Don't **** with me miss, you'll regret it!" Jonah - "Get a sense of humour car, don't you know what fun is?"

[magpieking]

my name is mr g
three talents 1,2,3
singing and dancing and acting is my life

[Flashhh]

Thank God Your Here, Grandmas been raped - Mr G
That is the best one I love that part.

"Its really wierd coz today is like my actual first day here, I woke up this morning I was so excited, I forgot to feed the guinea pig" - Jai'me.

When Jonah is trying to read....
"I dont wanna ****ing read this, ****ing childrens book, why dont you go ****ing kill yourself"

"When I was young the other kids would just be like 'Muuummm' but I was sort of like 'Mah-um'." - Mr. G

"I say to the kids, 'How do you put up with her?' and they say, 'Oh we hate her Mr. G, she sucks'" - Mr. G

"Thank God Your Here, Where have you been bitch?" - Mr. G

[saj_21]

Jonah in the classroom has a tennis ball and is throwin it around and the teacher says but ur ball on the ground. So he sits on the ground so his "balls" tocuh the floor the teacher asks "what are you doing Jonah?"

"Miss you said but my balls on the ground!"

[Edwards27]

"It's G time, not free time"

**** you

what did you say

i said puck off

Classics:thumbsu: