Jake Orreal

[robbieando]

The "New" Roomie

[is2SWaNz]

Jake is so tall it's not funny. I feel sorry for LRT, he used to be the tallest one. Now he's become the second shortest. Do you think Jake and LRT will start picking on Inspo? I hope not, because I think Inspo can get really angro despite his size.

Go Jake!!!

[is2SWaNz]

I think we have to formally invite Jake into the Roomies.

Welcome Jake to the Roomies. I hope you blend well with LRT and Inspo, and I hope LRT can cook as well since Auskick could only cook pasta with too much cheese. :)

[SOPH_CROSS]

looking foward 2 see how he plays and how he fits in with the roomies
i wonder if hes a tall as Mr Spidey

[natlovestheswans]

Welcome Jake!! I hope the roomies have filled you in on the roomies dream (to become premiership co-captains) and that you are 100% committed. We've had a few hiccups but the dream is still alive.

Good luck Jake!

[is2SWaNz]

Probably Jake can be the new leader. He has gained from responsibility from working at McDonals and KMart. Probably the leadership skills needed for the roomies to aim for that ultimate dream.

LOL! Remember your picture you drew of the old roomies holding the cup? So cute.

[natlovestheswans]

Haha, yup. He has already proved to be a better leader then LRT and Inspo.

Aw yes, that pic. It needs updating.

[SOPH_CROSS]

Jake need a ROOMIES nick name

[is2SWaNz]

OMG... I know.. what shall we call him? AHAHAHA.. he looks lanky and pimply to me.

[natlovestheswans]

Yeah, we need to think of something roomieish. 'Inspo' for Bevo works and same with 'LRT' for Lewis. Um.. he likes bikes right? Bike boy. Haha.. um, what else?

[is2SWaNz]

hahaha.. bike boy, how cute.

Kmart kid.. oh thats so lame. We'll probably find one for him when he plays a game or so... maybe beanstalk? ;]

[SOPH_CROSS]

sky scraper?

Bean stalk is cute
lol JAKE & THE BEAN STALK ha ha i think it works
maybe we can called him beanie for short

[RUNVS]

Yeah, we need to think of something roomieish. 'Inspo' for Bevo works and same with 'LRT' for Lewis. Um.. he likes bikes right? Bike boy. Haha.. um, what else?

This is a big stretch but he used to play Volleyball and Basketball so his nickname could be "VB" :D

[natlovestheswans]

sky scraper?

Bean stalk is cute
lol JAKE & THE BEAN STALK ha ha i think it works
maybe we can called him beanie for short

Aw, i like beanie!!

[SOPH_CROSS]

i like beanie 2 for now
who knows maybe when we see him in action we'll come up with something better i wonder what the boys are gonna call him

[is2SWaNz]

Aw, i like beanie!!

Yep! Me too... though VB sounds cute, but it reminds me of the beer.

Shall we call him beanie??? This is so exciting!

[SOPH_CROSS]

i think beanie is great

[natlovestheswans]

Yup, VB is setting the wrong example. As far as i'm concerned Beanie can't touch any alcohol until he is a premiership co-captain with LRT and Inspo.

GO BEANIE!!

[is2SWaNz]

WOOT!!! BEANIE + LRT + INSPO = BLONDE ROOMIES!!

I'm soo happy.

[SOPH_CROSS]

YAY for beanie lol i cant wait 2 scream that out at games lol

[natlovestheswans]

YAY for beanie lol i cant wait 2 scream that out at games lol

Yay, me too! Having random nicknames for players is the best!

[RUNVS]

Yay, me too! Having random nicknames for players is the best!

Orreal probably wont have a clue who you are talking about if you went to a game and started yelling "Bernie" at him :D

[natlovestheswans]

Orreal probably wont have a clue who you are talking about if you went to a game and started yelling "Bernie" at him :D

Bernie? LMAO!

[ssfc0203]

This is a big stretch but he used to play Volleyball and Basketball so his nickname could be "VB" :D

I like that!

What about DUI? You know, VB = beer = drunk = DUI?

He sort of looks drunk in that picture on the swans homepage..

'Harley' for his love of bikes?

[is2SWaNz]

How did you get DUI?? lol...

[ssfc0203]

What I think of when anyone says 'Beanie'..

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/4941/0508yr0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Here It Is]

I still like Caravan.

[natlovestheswans]

I still like Caravan.

I don't get it?

[ssfc0203]

neither do i, but people seem to call him that..

[J-swan]

I don't get it?

There is a make of caravans called "Jayco" caravans.
Jayco = Jake O(rreal) - get it?

[rancidpants13]

I don't get it?

Jake O = jayco....as in caravan

[natlovestheswans]

Oh right..

I prefer Beanie.

[SOPH_CROSS]

Yep Beanie is best i cant wait 2 scream it out loud at games

[ssfc0203]

Jake O = jayco....as in caravan
rancid, since when have you started taking an interest in the roomie club thread/s?

i stand amazed!

[rancidpants13]

rancid, since when have you started taking an interest in the roomie club thread/s?

i stand amazed!

well, sit down.....

[ssfc0203]

someone start a thread on the main board!

[rancidpants13]

rancid, since when have you started taking an interest in the roomie club thread/s?

i stand amazed!

i'm at work, and i wanted to show that i DO have a heart...it's vewwwwy small and i keep it in a dark box
ms very cross has made it clear i have been mean and harsh, and i am not always like that

but i like talking about our mighty swans, and seeing as there's not much else to discuss i've had to throw myself into this

i can go away if you'd prefer

[ssfc0203]

nah, im fine

off-field stuff can really relate to on-field stuff
in a very distant yet significant way.
look at benny

[SOPH_CROSS]

i'm at work, and i wanted to show that i DO have a heart...it's vewwwwy small and i keep it in a dark box
ms very cross has made it clear i have been mean and harsh, and i am not always like that

but i like talking about our mighty swans, and seeing as there's not much else to discuss i've had to throw myself into this

i can go away if you'd prefer

His Bark is worse than his bite its all for show i pmed him and hes a good boy

[rancidpants13]

His Bark is worse than his bite its all for show i pmed him and hes a good boy

grrrrr (shakes fist menacingly)

[ssfc0203]

grrrrr (shakes fist menacingly)
haha,


you've been OUTED!

[rancidpants13]

haha,


you've been OUTED!

nooooo.......without my gruff exterior and flint heart, i'm nuthin

[ssfc0203]

nooooo.......without my gruff exterior and flint heart, i'm nuthin
well, sarcasm and witty one-liners can always cover up :rolleyes:

[rancidpants13]

well, sarcasm and witty one-liners can always cover up :rolleyes:

hmmm, maybe i should try it....

look, now i have to concentrate on saying something mean and inflammatory....heh heh

[ssfc0203]

hmmm, maybe i should try it....

look, now i have to concentrate on saying something mean and inflammatory....heh heh
well, i've given you half an hour..anything yet?!

[rancidpants13]

well, i've given you half an hour..anything yet?!

i'm on a time limit?

look, i'm at work, and verrry busy, i've not had the opportunity to be witty and clever

are you just sitting there waiting? haven't you got study to do?

[ssfc0203]

nope.

as soon as exams finish, it's a bludge.
i'm just wasting my time wich would be spent doing nothing better anyway.
you're on bigfooty at work? smart.

[natlovestheswans]

i'm on a time limit?

look, i'm at work, and verrry busy, i've not had the opportunity to be witty and clever

are you just sitting there waiting? haven't you got study to do?

At work? You know you've got to be 14 years and 9 months to work. You're still a little too young for that.

;)

There we go. There's my attempt of being clever for the day.

Anywho, does anyone know Jake's DOB?

[rancidpants13]

At work? You know you've got to be 14 years and 9 months to work. You're still a little too young for that.

;)

There we go. There's my attempt of being clever for the day.

Anywho, does anyone know Jake's DOB?

when i was 14 years, nine months, ma'am, there was no big footy, and in fact no internet......
my maturity is probly not far from there, but that's another story

yes, i try and do my BFing at work, it's a bit sneaky but it works

[ssfc0203]

so, by my calculations you're nearly 30?

[rancidpants13]

so, by my calculations you're nearly 30?


and the rest

[ssfc0203]

for your sake, i hope your job is at least interestign sometimes.

BigFooty addiction is fatal. I would know :(

[rancidpants13]

for your sake, i hope your job is at least interestign sometimes.

BigFooty addiction is fatal. I would know :(

yes, it mostly is.....and the BF addiction is even worse during the season....

[SOPH_CROSS]

see hes not so bad i like his funny side better
its good 2 see it alot more

[ssfc0203]

"The Taming of the Shrew"

[is2SWaNz]

I agree... he's so much nicer than his menacing and evil side. I'm glad Mr Panties got in touch with his feminine side. Keep up the great work! :D

[rancidpants13]

see hes not so bad i like his funny side better
its good 2 see it alot more

you've got a lot to answer for, Very
you've created an anti-monster

[rancidpants13]

I agree... he's so much nicer than his menacing and evil side. I'm glad Mr Panties got in touch with his feminine side. Keep up the great work! :D

"FEMININE SIDE"???!!?!!!!!

[rancidpants13]

I agree... he's so much nicer than his menacing and evil side. I'm glad Mr Panties got in touch with his feminine side. Keep up the great work! :D

the only "feminine side" i know is melbourne.....and maybe st kilda
ahhh ha ha ha ha ha

[is2SWaNz]

"FEMININE SIDE"???!!?!!!!!

Don't deny it, you're on 'Club Roomie' more than the main board now and chatting with ladies... :D:thumbsu:

[SOPH_CROSS]

we've found the nice you
and i plan 2 see it alot more

[is2SWaNz]

we've found the nice you
and i plan 2 see it alot more

Agreed.

And back to the topic, I hope Beanie finds his feminine side soon too.

[rancidpants13]

Don't deny it, you're on 'Club Roomie' more than the main board now and chatting with ladies... :D:thumbsu:

there's nuthin else for me to do....i mean, i can go back to youtubing songs (am on break at work now), otherwise it's just this.....

what i can't believe is that all this is now going on on the Caravan thread, and the poor kid has played, what/ three games of footy in his life, he's untried, he's 18 and in a new city, and is probly wondering who "the roomies" are....in fact, i'm wondering that too
and also wondering what the hell I'M doing here

sighhhhhhhh

[ssfc0203]

stop your moaning, rancid

you love the attention

[is2SWaNz]

there's nuthin else for me to do....i mean, i can go back to youtubing songs (am on break at work now), otherwise it's just this.....

what i can't believe is that all this is now going on on the Caravan thread, and the poor kid has played, what/ three games of footy in his life, he's untried, he's 18 and in a new city, and is probly wondering who "the roomies" are....in fact, i'm wondering that too
and also wondering what the hell I'M doing here

sighhhhhhhh

AHAHAHA! You're a funny bloke. The Roomies are basically comprised with Orreal, LRT and Bevan. They happen to be blonde and live together. Also, Simon Phillips used to live with LRT and Bevan but obviously he got delisted.

And Orreal has blended with the Roomies pretty well. He's blonde and thats a start. Since he worked at K-Mart and McDonalds, its obvious he has responsibility and leadership skills to help LRT and Inspo get back on track with their footy careers. :thumbsu:

And why are you working? Its soo late... :confused:

[rancidpants13]

AHAHAHA! You're a funny bloke. The Roomies are basically comprised with Orreal, LRT and Bevan. They happen to be blonde and live together. Also, Simon Phillips used to live with LRT and Bevan but obviously he got delisted.

And Orreal has blended with the Roomies pretty well. He's blonde and thats a start. Since he worked at K-Mart and McDonalds, its obvious he has responsibility and leadership skills to help LRT and Inspo get back on track with their footy careers. :thumbsu:

And why are you working? Its soo late... :confused:

it's what i do.....i did it in sydney til about 3 years ago, now i do it in melbourne

[natlovestheswans]

what i can't believe is that all this is now going on on the Caravan thread, and the poor kid has played, what/ three games of footy in his life, he's untried, he's 18 and in a new city, and is probly wondering who "the roomies" are....in fact, i'm wondering that too
and also wondering what the hell I'M doing here

sighhhhhhhh

Oh nonsense. Beanie would know exactly what the roomies are now! He'll also know all about the roomies dream of being premiership co-captains and he'll already be working on that goal.

We have alot of faith in Beanie. He's a true roomie.

[ssfc0203]

I'm praying so hard the faith isn't misplaced! But his potential to do well based on his previous experience* places that faith pretty firmly.


*I'm counting the jobs at Maccas too ;)

[natlovestheswans]

Oh yeah, gotta count all the flipping of the buns and tossing of the fries.. not to mention the pressue he must have been under during the dinner times. Hopefully he can turn that into good catching of the ball, good kicking of the ball and good under pressure on the field.

Woo, go Beanie!

[ssfc0203]

hahaaa..DUI stuck for me, but each to their own!

[is2SWaNz]

OMFG, they could interview the newbies at the club! They could interview Beanie and ask questions about his living arrangements. Yes, this is exciting!

Took this from Inspo's thread...

BUT OMFG! Now I'm looking forward to the Swans Magazine! They'll definitely be interviewing Beanie! OMG... I'm getting so excited. He'll probably dedicate an answer to us! And will tell us who cooks dinner and does the shopping!

[natlovestheswans]

Beanie better read through the entire roomies thread so he can get to know us a little better. Afterall we are his biggest fans and perhaps his only fans. So for that we deserve him to dedicate some stuff to us in his first interview.

[is2SWaNz]

Exactly. I think we deserve to be mentioned in the next interview involving either Beanie, LRT or Inspo. They gotta be reading this and find it very inspiring.

Maybe LRT and Inspo are filling in some information about the Roomies and stuff to Beanie. He'd probably freak out at first and later, read more stuff and become inspired and play his first senior match in 2009.

[natlovestheswans]

Beanie needs to know that yes, we love him but we are also going to be very critical of him and everything he does. Last year we were the first to bag out Inspo, LRT and Auskick because we knew they weren't going to get anywhere with us sugar coating everything.

[is2SWaNz]

Do you think the mods will allow us to complain about Beanie's performance on this thread?

And we'll def. be critical on him, although when we lose a game, fume and say stuff that just comes through, its obvious we don't mean it. BUT, nevertheless, this could be an important year for the roomies. Lets hope Beanie's inclusion will replenish the roomies poor 07 season.

[natlovestheswans]

Yeah, sometimes we'll say things in the heat of the moment. This year i was so critical of all the roomies.. in round 1 i was watching Auskick like the entire game, screaming at him and stuff and telling him to tackle. I'll never forget when i realised that he had to kick for goal.. me and my sister we both having a heartattack and everyone around us was looking at us. Haha, it was very funny. Also, the whole year i've been pissed at Inspo.. i lost my voice in the QF from just screaming at him.

[rancidpants13]

Yeah, sometimes we'll say things in the heat of the moment. This year i was so critical of all the roomies.. in round 1 i was watching Auskick like the entire game, screaming at him and stuff and telling him to tackle. I'll never forget when i realised that he had to kick for goal.. me and my sister we both having a heartattack and everyone around us was looking at us. Haha, it was very funny. Also, the whole year i've been pissed at Inspo.. i lost my voice in the QF from just screaming at him.

i still don't even know what an inspo is

[is2SWaNz]

Yeah, sometimes we'll say things in the heat of the moment. This year i was so critical of all the roomies.. in round 1 i was watching Auskick like the entire game, screaming at him and stuff and telling him to tackle. I'll never forget when i realised that he had to kick for goal.. me and my sister we both having a heartattack and everyone around us was looking at us. Haha, it was very funny. Also, the whole year i've been pissed at Inspo.. i lost my voice in the QF from just screaming at him.

Beanie should be really scared now. We are their most passionate fans and if they do something wrong, we can say very bad things towards them. I feel so sorry for them. When they read our posts dissing them about their performance, they probably get scared. Beanie still got a long way to go, but with LRT's and Inspo's help, I'm pretty sure Beanie will be good in the long run.

i still don't even know what an inspo is

Nat came up with this nickname. Inspo = Paul Bevan.

Nat invented that name because back in Round 15 2006, against the Eagles, Bevan got knocked on the head and fell unconscious. Kirk said that Bevan was very inspirational. Hence, Inspo from the word inspirational. :D

[natlovestheswans]

We scare them into playing well.. well that's what we wish would happen.

[ssfc0203]

lol, my friend got the name from InSport, the store, because she saw him there once :D

[is2SWaNz]

We scare them into playing well.. well that's what we wish would happen.

I think Goodes' Mo would scare all three of them... ahaha.. Imagine he is staying with the Roomies or something!

[natlovestheswans]

lol, my friend got the name from InSport, the store, because she saw him there once :D

Omg, i can't believe there's other people out there calling him Inspo! That's awesome!

I think Goodes' Mo would scare all three of them... ahaha.. Imagine he is staying with the Roomies or something!

Yup, it would definitely scare them. I think the roomies should have tried growing them.. haha, Beanie has probably never had facial hair before! Ah and imagine Inspo with facial hair.. that is just strange.

[ssfc0203]

SAINTS WANT INSPO!


probably next year, though

[is2SWaNz]

Omg, i can't believe there's other people out there calling him Inspo! That's awesome!

Yup, it would definitely scare them. I think the roomies should have tried growing them.. haha, Beanie has probably never had facial hair before! Ah and imagine Inspo with facial hair.. that is just strange.

I can't imagine any of the roomies growing a mo. Auskick was usually the one he never shaved, but Inspo and LRT on the other hand always had a clean face. I don't know much about Beanie, but I think he should stay clean and hairless on his face. His pimples are too much already.

[natlovestheswans]

LRT has had facial hair!

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1978/0564438000ms9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh and i totally forgot Beanie's real name today.. i was talking to my Dad about the Swans and Beanie came up so i was calling him Beanie and my asked me who that was and i couldn't remember his name for the life of me.

[ssfc0203]

LRT looks like a monkey :rolleyes:

[is2SWaNz]

LRT has had facial hair!

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1978/0564438000ms9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Oh and i totally forgot Beanie's real name today.. i was talking to my Dad about the Swans and Beanie came up so i was calling him Beanie and my asked me who that was and i couldn't remember his name for the life of me.

AWWW... look at that gorgeous LRT. I think he looks less dorky if he has a hairy face. I think LRT should leave his face hairy for a while! I might know what that image is about!

LRT: C'mon Bazza! Come and sleep with the Roomies for the night. We have a spare bunk bed and you can sleep at the top!
Baz: Noooooooo!!!

Funny Nat! When I was reading your post, it took me a while to remember Beanie's name as well. So used to calling them by their nicknames.

[natlovestheswans]

Beanie doesn't look like a Jake to me and Inspo doesn't look like a Paul, oh and LRT definitely doesn't look like a Lewis.

The roomies have names that don't suit them!

[ssfc0203]

Yeah, cos everytime I think of 'Lewis' I think of Stewie annoying Lewis in family guy, and LRT is definitely not a girl.

[is2SWaNz]

AHAHA... what shall we call them then? But I definitely agree that the Roomies' names don't suit their faces at all.

Inspo is more of a shy type, so a shy-ish name would be nice. Beanie is more of a lanky and geeky (sort of) type, so we should name him like Jacob or Timmy... AHAHA... running out of names, can't think of any. And as for LRT, Lewis is so ewwie. Lewis is like a dork and we should name him that has a dorky ring to it. Any ideas???

[ssfc0203]

1. Matthew/Samuel/Aiden/Sean/Ashton/Hamish*
2. Caleb
3. Sebastian/Darcy

*Just picked it because it reminded me of Hamish from Hamish and Andy, and he's hot :D

[is2SWaNz]

who's 1,2 and 3? BTW, i agree. Hamish is hot, i can't believe Andy won the Bachelor of the year!!!

[ssfc0203]

1. Inspo
2. Jake
3. Lewieee

[is2SWaNz]

Darcy sounds like LRT, sounds very dorky i think. Caleb sounds perfect for Jake! And Hamish would be nice for Inspo, it sounds like a very humble name! Suits Inspo! :thumbsu:

[ssfc0203]

I was so proud of Caleb! It fits him perrrrfectly! Darcy suits LRT, and Hamish is SOO cute for Pauliee :)

[is2SWaNz]

Caleb is my neighbour's name! He's a blondie!!! Reminds me a bit of Beanie I must admitm but thats only because he's tall and very lanky.

[SOPH_CROSS]

cute names they work well :)

[SOPH_CROSS]

actually my ex boyfriends name was Darcy and though he looks nothing like LRT he was a bit goofy but very cute and humble so i think Darc works well for LRT

[is2SWaNz]

Darcy reminds me of that girl from 'Are you smarter than a 5th grader'.

[SOPH_CROSS]

Darcy reminds me of that girl from 'Are you smarter than a 5th grader'.

Bah ha ha i was thinking the same thing
actually i pay my ex out about that all the time im like "uve got a smart 5th grader girls name"