Song Parodies

[Aquamarinejewel]

It's all about changing the lyrics to a song but still have the song rhyming and in tune.

Note:This is not my creation a friend sent it to me.

Here is a Jimmy Barnes classic.."Working Class Man" title has been changed to " Dole Bludgin' Man".

Dole Bludgin' Man

Never worked to make a living
Always sitting on his arse
Watching telly every single day
Centrelink in his vein
Oh oh oh he's a dole bludgin' man

Well he's a bum from North Sydney
He's a bludger of his kind
He's going to Centrelink
To collect his fortnightly pay
Oh oh oh he's a dole bludgin' man

Well he applies for high grade jobs
That he's not qualified for
Such as a gynecologist
Or a PC repairman
He's a lazy man
With no goals at all
Lives in a commission house
Oh he's a dole bludgin' man

Well he rips off Aussie battlers
Getting payed for doing squat
He spends all his dole payments
At the local T.A.B.
He ain't worried if his horse loses
Cause it's the governments cash
He can get his pay in 2 weeks
And can blow it all again
Oh oh oh he's a dole bludgin' man
Oh oh oh he's a dole bludgin' man
Oh yeah
Yes he is
Well he's a dole bludgin' man
Oh
Ma ma . . . . . . . I tell you he's a dole bludgin' man

Dole bludgin'
Dole bludgin' man

Yes he is

Dole bludgin'
Dole bludgin' man

I wanna tell you he's a dole bludgin' man

Dole bludgin'
Dole bludgin' man

Ma ma ma

Dole bludgin'
Dole bludgin' man

I got to tell you he's a dole bludgin' man

Dole bludgin'
Dole bludgin' man

Dole bludgin'
Dole bludgin' man

I tell you he's a dole bludgin' man

Dole bludgin'
Dole bludgin' man

Dole bludgin'
Dole bludgin' man

I tell you he's a dole bludgin' man

[Aquamarinejewel]

Here is another one....

Marvin Gaye's - "I heard it on the Grapevine"
Title changed to - " I Got Sick on a Cruise Line"

I Got Sick on a Cruise Line

Ooh,
When we set sail for Katmandu I never thought I'd throw up on you.
Then I lost my lunch on the dance floor,
And tears filled my eyes while playing shuffleboard.
And I've learned to despise creme brulee.
All I can say is anchors away.
Don't you know that...

I got sick on a Cruise Line and a bowel movement
Just crossed my mind.
Oh, I got sick on a Cruise Line
And I'm not sure I'll make it home alive.
Honey, honey yeah.
(I got sick on a Cruise Line and I threw up on some old lady). Eww.

I know that I'm far too young to die,
But the main course had to be e coli.
There was so much that I wanted to see,
But I've been glued to a toilet seat.
We could have gone somewhere else.
Now I'm suing the board of health.
I can't believe that...

I got sick on a Cruise Line and I've got diarrhea all the time.
Oh, I got sick on a Cruise Line and I'm not sure I'll make it home alive.
Honey, honey yeah.
(I got sick on a Cruise Line and I threw up on some old lady). Eww.

There's gonna be a mutiny on this ship,
And I wish I were on the Titanic.
Find me a lifeboat I feel abused. Is it true that the crew is sick?
They've been puking down below.
Did you see the Captain jump overboard?
Don't you know that...

I got sick on a Cruise Line,
And I've got a bowel movement all the time.
Baby, I got sick on a Cruise Line
And I'm not sure I'll make it home alive.
Honey, honey yeah.
(I got sick on a Cruise Line and I threw up on some old lady). Eww.
Honey, honey I know...I've got to go.
(I got sick on a Cruise Line and I threw up on some old lady). Eww.
Said I got sick on a Cruise Line.
Ooh, I got sick on a Cruise Line.

[Fossie 32]

Aqua - those are outstanding!
:p

[Aquamarinejewel]

Aqua - those are outstanding!
:p

Yeah, they are a laugh, I was starting to think I was the only one who found them funny.

I have another one floating around will try and locate it, if you want put them up on the Music Board.

[Fossie 32]

Boys Of Winter
[To the tune of 'Boys of Summer' by Don Henley]

Nobody in the stands,
Nobody on the ground.

No excitement in the air,
The Dogs are out of town.

Empty home, Barkly street,
Curator works alone.

I'm driving by our ground, slowly heading home and…....



I can see them, brown mud sticking to their shins
They got their mojo back,
game is on, baby and
I can tell you the summer break will be too long,
After the boys of winter have gone.

I never will forget those games;
I wonder if it was a dream

Remember how we yelled like crazy?

They were playing like a premier team
I don't understand what happed to us this year
Gonna get our mojo back,
gonna show ’em what we’re made of...



I can see them, brown mud sticking to their shins
They got their mojo back,
game is on, baby and
I can tell you the summer break will be too long,
After the boys of winter have gone.


Out on the road today
I saw a Bulldog sticker on a Subaru

A little voice inside my head said ‘I need a dose of Red White and Blue’
There’s nothing like the Bulldogs
Kickin some team’s arse
The summer drags forever
I just wish it would pass and...

I can see them, brown mud sticking to their shins
They got their mojo back and,
Game is on, baby

and
I can tell you the summer break will be too long,

After the boys of winter have gone.


[Fossie 32]

Not a hit so far :(

[Aquamarinejewel]

Not a hit so far :(

Yes it is...it is very good. :thumbsu: Your creation?

[Fossie 32]

yes....just did it yesterday. Ta! :)