When Carlton finish in the bottom 2 again next year....

[Cheshire Cat]

What will happen?

1. Brett Ratten will be given an extension on his contract

2. Brendan Fevola will be offered as trade bait but will stay pledging to finally 'get serious'

3. The oldest players on the list (Judd excluded) will be systematically delisted (much like a performance review at Enron - how ironic) in order to keep the average age of the playing list down.

4. Carlton recruiters will scour local parks in Melbourne spying on games of kick-to-kick to secure the youngster bursting with untapped potential (even if he is from Ireland and has about as much chance of becoming a footballer as the average man has of spelling the young man's name correctly)

5. Subsequently, Carlton will draft another batch of exciting youngsters bursting with potential, preferably 'bottom aged' so when they fail we are reminded that they are still 'very raw'. Also, to keep the average age of the list down.

6. Despite threads on the Carlton board earlier in the year claiming that Matthew Kreuzer would win the Rising Star, Judd the Brownlow, Murphy the Norm Smith and Gibbs to cure cancer, the Carlton Board will remain more censored than North Korea and any attempt to bump these threads will be met with a card.

7. Upon the inevitability of being drafted by Carlton in the PSD, Ben Cousins will relapse into drug use, and will sue Carlton for finishing last again and plunging him into the depression that lead to his 7-day binge and ultimate expulsion from the league.

8. With former Carlton President and Chairman and owner of Visy Industries, Richard Pratt disappeararing to some island in the Mediterranean, Carlton advertise the job of Carlton President "Wanted - white-collar criminal and rip-off merchant with low morals - apply within"

9. Darren Milburn is still clapping and laughing

10. Despite the continued ineptitude on the field and plethora of indiscretions off it, and criticisms from the media and other football supporters as to how sporting entity could be so flawed on every level, these questions will invariably be met, as always, with the ignorant and sheepish response "We are Carlton - F%$# the rest!"

[Leather Poisoning]

Carlton fans will feel like they've won the grand final, and post accordingly.

[Anthony_]

What will happen?

2. Brendan Fevola will be offered as trade bait but will stay pledging to finally 'get serious'

3. The oldest players on the list (Judd excluded) will be systematically delisted (much like a performance review at Enron - how ironic) in order to keep the average age of the playing list down.




Points 2 & 3 don't really work.. Point 2 you have Fevola not being traded, then at point 3 you have him delisted if we follow your logic of everyone older or the same age as Judd is delisted. :confused::confused:

[Cheshire Cat]

Points 2 & 3 don't really work.. Point 2 you have Fevola not being traded, then at point 3 you have him delisted if we follow you logic of everyone older or the same age as Judd is delisted. :confused::confused:

F A R K off. :D

[dem_blues]

Fish aren't biting today, better luck next time :thumbsd:

[GuzzLG]

They will act as if the 2 top 2 picks they use will bring them superstars that will see them win the next 5 flags.

[Cheshire Cat]

Fish aren't biting today, better luck next time :thumbsd:

Poor sod, dry dem eyes.

[dem_blues]

Poor sod, dry dem eyes.
16 premierships > 6 premierships:thumbsu:

[jelli17]

you tool.... was that really worth it? how is any of that relevant to anything......w#nker

[Cheshire Cat]

16 premierships > 6 premierships:thumbsu:

2007 was our 7th. That was this year BTW

Us = Premiers
You = 15th

Mmmkay. :D

[Ron]

lol that was funny.

I quite enjoyed it, especially the bit about the cream puff moderators on the Carlton board.

[dem_blues]

jeez so you can start another 44 year premiership hangover?

[Cheshire Cat]

jeez so you can start another 44 year premiership hangover?

Well done, did you think of that yourself? :p

[dem_blues]

Well done, did you think of that yourself? :p
looks like we got a comedian. go work on your lines mate!

[Cheshire Cat]

looks like we got a comedian. go work on your lines mate!

Don't worry I've got plenty more Carlton insults up my sleeve. :thumbsu:

[dem_blues]

Don't worry I've got plenty more Carlton insults up my sleeve. :thumbsu:
the stage is yours!:cool:

[Cheshire Cat]

Gotta save some for next year. :thumbsu:

[dem_blues]

Gotta save some for next year. :thumbsu:
Come on don't dissapoint the crowd :thumbsd: hit me with your "best".

[dem_blues]

jeez thats disappointing you can walk the walk but you cant talk the talk. just like all the other posters on bay 13

[Carn Hawkas]

When Judd doesn't win them the premiership and Brownlow next year, Carlton fans will jump off Judd's dick as fast as they jumped on.

[dem_blues]

hahaha genius:rolleyes: who ever said judd was going to win us the premiership in his first year?. We know how it feels to win premierships so we can wait a year or two

[Carn Hawkas]

hahaha genius:rolleyes: who ever said judd was going to win us the premiership in his first year?. We know how it feels to win premierships so we can wait a year or two
Trust me, there is a lot of Carlton fans at my school who are saying it, including some of my mates, and they're serious when they say it.

[dem_blues]

Trust me, there is a lot of Carlton fans at my school who are saying it, including some of my mates, and they're serious when they say it.
Well you tell your friends to screw there heads back on.

[Cheshire Cat]

Well you tell your friends to screw there heads back on.

I'd tell the Carlton BF Board myself but I'd get carded. Please pass it on.

[dem_blues]

I'd tell the Carlton BF Board myself but I'd get carded. Please pass it on.
Hey the comedians back!!!!! still waiting for your great carlton jokes.

[Cheshire Cat]

Hey the comedians back!!!!! still waiting for your great carlton jokes.

There's 10 in the first post.

[bomba4eva]

you tool.... was that really worth it? how is any of that relevant to anything......w#nker
Guess they are just trying to point out that you guys are ummmm crap. Not too hard to comprehend, surely? May not come bottom 2 but bottom 4 is a certainty.

[dem_blues]

Don't worry I've got plenty more Carlton insults up my sleeve. :thumbsu:
these sound like classics. the first ten suck

[Cheshire Cat]

these sound like classics. the first ten suck

Understandably, I'm not appealing to the "lowest-common-demoninator crowd"

[dem_blues]

Understandably, I'm not appealing to the "lowest-common-demoninator crowd"
ok mate whatever you say. I really wanted to hear the jokes that were "up your sleeve" but hey!

[Cheshire Cat]

ok mate whatever you say. I really wanted to hear the jokes that were "up your sleeve" but hey!

I told you, they are being saved for my next instalment. They are golden. So stay tuned!

[dem_blues]

I told you, they are being saved for my next instalment. They are golden. So stay tuned!
Alright, but can you really keep these jokes in the closet for the next 15 years

[Fotia2]

I told you, they are being saved for my next instalment. They are golden. So stay tuned!
just remember where your team comes frm Cheshire!!:thumbsd: Geelong - sometimes known as "Feralsberg" or " the poor mans Adelaide"!! fair dinkum, win one flag in 44 years & think you've gained instant respect!! Nope, the Blues wont win the flag next season, but they will improve dramatically from the rabble we've put on the field in the last few years & will finish 8th-12th.

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

When Carlton finish last they will get Natanui.

[Barry Zuckercorn QC]

When Carlton finish last they will get Natanui.

Dont get so cocky. Word on the street is that Essendon will finish in the bottom one next year.

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

Dont get so cocky. Word on the street is that Essendon will finish in the bottom one next year.

They could but I don't think so. They have lost Hird. Sheedy's time is up. Players will improve n stuff. I'm hoping Essendon to make the 8.

[Barry Zuckercorn QC]

They could but I don't think so. They have lost Hird. Sheedy's time is up. Players will improve n stuff. I'm hoping Essendon to make the 8.

Hey, I'm hoping to inherit Bill Gates fortune and celebrate by having a threesome with Scarlett Johansen and Jennifer Hawkins... Probably wont happen but I reckon my hopes are a bit more realistic at this point in time than yours.

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

Hey, I'm hoping to inherit Bill Gates fortune and celebrate by having a threesome with Scarlett Johansen and Jennifer Hawkins... Probably wont happen but I reckon my hopes are a bit more realistic at this point in time than yours.

Who knows. We will have to wait and see. Strange things always happen in AFL. Good teams drop. Others rise. Who knows what will happen.

[jelli17]

Guess they are just trying to point out that you guys are ummmm crap. Not too hard to comprehend, surely? May not come bottom 2 but bottom 4 is a certainty.
i'm sure your mob is going to do well.... have you seen your new coach? suppose you cant expect too much from a bloke with one testicle:(!

[ashley12]

Hey, I'm hoping to inherit Bill Gates fortune and celebrate by having a threesome with Scarlett Johansen and Jennifer Hawkins... Probably wont happen but I reckon my hopes are a bit more realistic at this point in time than yours.

A lot of us said something similer about the Roos this year