crannypeter
28 Nov 2007, 13:09
hi mr pratt its crannypete
From: pete wilson (crannypete@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wednesday, 28 November 2007 1:33:24 PM
To: richard.pratt@visy.com.au; heather.fidler@visy.com.au
hi mr pratt its crannypete
look I know you been busy dude with some legal stuff so I waited until now to write you. hey if you need a lawyer I got a good one his name is Bernie the attorney you might know him, he does all the good criminals, well actually just the bad ones, the good ones don’t need a lawyer, they don’t get caught
anyway I see the news say that because of the price fixing thingo, all the Australians had to pay $700 millions extra for our packaging, well mr pratt I got to tell you, it maked me very distort I can’t afford that, I couldunt sleep for two hours thinking all that money the Australians lost
well I done some calculations maybe you can get your accountant to check them I only done maths to form 3 but I done that three times so I was pretty good at the end
so what I calculated is this brother there are twenty millions of Australians and that’s $700 millions of lost money, that means each of the Australians we lost $35 (my mate trefor added this up on his phone its got a calculator in it, what will they think of next, you should get one)
well mrs mac my land lady she has putted the rent up on the shed I live in at the back garden of her house, its now $50 bucks a week brother, well I had a blinder of a spring carnival but not so good with the old four legged investment portfolio if you get the drift dude. I pulled up real short and now I got to pay an extra $5 bucks a week
so anyway, I was thinking brother, maybe I could have my $35 bucks back? (this is just the money I lost from the price fixing), I know you are probably a bit short on account of that fine they maked you pay and maybe you had a bad carnival like me, so maybe just half now the rest, say next week?
Also brother can you just whack that straight into my tab account (account number is 324 654 pin number is 5245) and we’ll call it square, I cant take cheques brother they have to go in my bank account and centrelink are watching that so is the fraud squad
Brother I been in jail many times and also I been to court many times and here is just some friendly advice my lawyer Bernie (remember him I told you about him before) well he told me you should never plead guilty crannypete, make them earn their keep, its got me out of jail a few times so to speak haha
And if they sayed they have you on security tape just say it was your twin brother who is dead now but which got adopted out at birth, that’s why they cant find him under his real name and you don’t know his adopted name, trust me brother this works. Just once, but. Unless you say it was your triplet, then you can use it one more time
anyway dude thanks for helping a brother next time you are down Cranbourne way drop in for a barbie just don’t come if the races are on at cranny
your friend crannypete
ps crannypete is what everyone calls me my real name is pete wilson and I live in the garage at the back of 56 high st Cranbourne don’t send mail mrs mac steals it all shes a klappermaniac
From: pete wilson (crannypete@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wednesday, 28 November 2007 1:33:24 PM
To: richard.pratt@visy.com.au; heather.fidler@visy.com.au
hi mr pratt its crannypete
look I know you been busy dude with some legal stuff so I waited until now to write you. hey if you need a lawyer I got a good one his name is Bernie the attorney you might know him, he does all the good criminals, well actually just the bad ones, the good ones don’t need a lawyer, they don’t get caught
anyway I see the news say that because of the price fixing thingo, all the Australians had to pay $700 millions extra for our packaging, well mr pratt I got to tell you, it maked me very distort I can’t afford that, I couldunt sleep for two hours thinking all that money the Australians lost
well I done some calculations maybe you can get your accountant to check them I only done maths to form 3 but I done that three times so I was pretty good at the end
so what I calculated is this brother there are twenty millions of Australians and that’s $700 millions of lost money, that means each of the Australians we lost $35 (my mate trefor added this up on his phone its got a calculator in it, what will they think of next, you should get one)
well mrs mac my land lady she has putted the rent up on the shed I live in at the back garden of her house, its now $50 bucks a week brother, well I had a blinder of a spring carnival but not so good with the old four legged investment portfolio if you get the drift dude. I pulled up real short and now I got to pay an extra $5 bucks a week
so anyway, I was thinking brother, maybe I could have my $35 bucks back? (this is just the money I lost from the price fixing), I know you are probably a bit short on account of that fine they maked you pay and maybe you had a bad carnival like me, so maybe just half now the rest, say next week?
Also brother can you just whack that straight into my tab account (account number is 324 654 pin number is 5245) and we’ll call it square, I cant take cheques brother they have to go in my bank account and centrelink are watching that so is the fraud squad
Brother I been in jail many times and also I been to court many times and here is just some friendly advice my lawyer Bernie (remember him I told you about him before) well he told me you should never plead guilty crannypete, make them earn their keep, its got me out of jail a few times so to speak haha
And if they sayed they have you on security tape just say it was your twin brother who is dead now but which got adopted out at birth, that’s why they cant find him under his real name and you don’t know his adopted name, trust me brother this works. Just once, but. Unless you say it was your triplet, then you can use it one more time
anyway dude thanks for helping a brother next time you are down Cranbourne way drop in for a barbie just don’t come if the races are on at cranny
your friend crannypete
ps crannypete is what everyone calls me my real name is pete wilson and I live in the garage at the back of 56 high st Cranbourne don’t send mail mrs mac steals it all shes a klappermaniac