Mr Pratt - Please, may I have my $35 back?

[crannypeter]

hi mr pratt its crannypete‏
From: pete wilson (crannypete@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wednesday, 28 November 2007 1:33:24 PM
To: richard.pratt@visy.com.au; heather.fidler@visy.com.au

hi mr pratt its crannypete

look I know you been busy dude with some legal stuff so I waited until now to write you. hey if you need a lawyer I got a good one his name is Bernie the attorney you might know him, he does all the good criminals, well actually just the bad ones, the good ones don’t need a lawyer, they don’t get caught

anyway I see the news say that because of the price fixing thingo, all the Australians had to pay $700 millions extra for our packaging, well mr pratt I got to tell you, it maked me very distort I can’t afford that, I couldunt sleep for two hours thinking all that money the Australians lost

well I done some calculations maybe you can get your accountant to check them I only done maths to form 3 but I done that three times so I was pretty good at the end

so what I calculated is this brother there are twenty millions of Australians and that’s $700 millions of lost money, that means each of the Australians we lost $35 (my mate trefor added this up on his phone its got a calculator in it, what will they think of next, you should get one)

well mrs mac my land lady she has putted the rent up on the shed I live in at the back garden of her house, its now $50 bucks a week brother, well I had a blinder of a spring carnival but not so good with the old four legged investment portfolio if you get the drift dude. I pulled up real short and now I got to pay an extra $5 bucks a week

so anyway, I was thinking brother, maybe I could have my $35 bucks back? (this is just the money I lost from the price fixing), I know you are probably a bit short on account of that fine they maked you pay and maybe you had a bad carnival like me, so maybe just half now the rest, say next week?

Also brother can you just whack that straight into my tab account (account number is 324 654 pin number is 5245) and we’ll call it square, I cant take cheques brother they have to go in my bank account and centrelink are watching that so is the fraud squad

Brother I been in jail many times and also I been to court many times and here is just some friendly advice my lawyer Bernie (remember him I told you about him before) well he told me you should never plead guilty crannypete, make them earn their keep, its got me out of jail a few times so to speak haha

And if they sayed they have you on security tape just say it was your twin brother who is dead now but which got adopted out at birth, that’s why they cant find him under his real name and you don’t know his adopted name, trust me brother this works. Just once, but. Unless you say it was your triplet, then you can use it one more time

anyway dude thanks for helping a brother next time you are down Cranbourne way drop in for a barbie just don’t come if the races are on at cranny

your friend crannypete


ps crannypete is what everyone calls me my real name is pete wilson and I live in the garage at the back of 56 high st Cranbourne don’t send mail mrs mac steals it all shes a klappermaniac

[Roughie]

Bahahahahah Cranny pete you are an abosulte pisser

[kirbatron]

lmao

[chrismew]

hi mr pratt its crannypete‏
From: pete wilson (crannypete@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wednesday, 28 November 2007 1:33:24 PM
To: richard.pratt@visy.com.au; heather.fidler@visy.com.au

hi mr pratt its crannypete

look I know you been busy dude with some legal stuff so I waited until now to write you. hey if you need a lawyer I got a good one his name is Bernie the attorney you might know him, he does all the good criminals, well actually just the bad ones, the good ones don’t need a lawyer, they don’t get caught

anyway I see the news say that because of the price fixing thingo, all the Australians had to pay $700 millions extra for our packaging, well mr pratt I got to tell you, it maked me very distort I can’t afford that, I couldunt sleep for two hours thinking all that money the Australians lost

well I done some calculations maybe you can get your accountant to check them I only done maths to form 3 but I done that three times so I was pretty good at the end

so what I calculated is this brother there are twenty millions of Australians and that’s $700 millions of lost money, that means each of the Australians we lost $35 (my mate trefor added this up on his phone its got a calculator in it, what will they think of next, you should get one)

well mrs mac my land lady she has putted the rent up on the shed I live in at the back garden of her house, its now $50 bucks a week brother, well I had a blinder of a spring carnival but not so good with the old four legged investment portfolio if you get the drift dude. I pulled up real short and now I got to pay an extra $5 bucks a week

so anyway, I was thinking brother, maybe I could have my $35 bucks back? (this is just the money I lost from the price fixing), I know you are probably a bit short on account of that fine they maked you pay and maybe you had a bad carnival like me, so maybe just half now the rest, say next week?

Also brother can you just whack that straight into my tab account (account number is 324 654 pin number is 5245) and we’ll call it square, I cant take cheques brother they have to go in my bank account and centrelink are watching that so is the fraud squad

Brother I been in jail many times and also I been to court many times and here is just some friendly advice my lawyer Bernie (remember him I told you about him before) well he told me you should never plead guilty crannypete, make them earn their keep, its got me out of jail a few times so to speak haha

And if they sayed they have you on security tape just say it was your twin brother who is dead now but which got adopted out at birth, that’s why they cant find him under his real name and you don’t know his adopted name, trust me brother this works. Just once, but. Unless you say it was your triplet, then you can use it one more time

anyway dude thanks for helping a brother next time you are down Cranbourne way drop in for a barbie just don’t come if the races are on at cranny

your friend crannypete


ps crannypete is what everyone calls me my real name is pete wilson and I live in the garage at the back of 56 high st Cranbourne don’t send mail mrs mac steals it all shes a klappermaniac

that is absolute gold:D:thumbsu:

[Brown Blood]

And if they sayed they have you on security tape just say it was your twin brother who is dead now but which got adopted out at birth, that’s why they cant find him under his real name and you don’t know his adopted name, trust me brother this works. Just once, but. Unless you say it was your triplet, then you can use it one more time



Sharp cp - but with such an ability to manufacture a water tight alibi why stop with triplets, there could be quintuplets out there - and then there's a chance a secret government agency may have cloned you which would give you the ability to use it endless times :).

[JezzHawk]

f**king GOLD.:thumbsu:

Reading a second time and I still can't help myself... bwahhahahah

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Gotta love this guy!:thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:

Deserves to be on the main board or Bay13 - what sort of a comeback could you possibly have for that?

[Neville Bartos]

I agree. Repost it on Bay 13

[MadDawg]

Visy Board

[crannypeter]

I agree. Repost it on Bay 13


i putted it on the main board brother they moved it somewhere probably the bin

[Hodge2Franklin]

i putted it on the main board brother they moved it somewhere probably the bin

You absolutely kill me :)

Here is your favourite video again for you ...

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[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Jesus ease up, you do know legally you can not say this right?

Who is this arseclowness Kingoftrivia Roughie?

I've just read two posts of hers on different threads and she ain't right.

ForrrestGumpess or DarwinRooess in drag?

If she is a genuine Hawthorn supporter perhaps she best start acting like one.

[Roughie]

Who is this arseclown Kingoftrivia Roughie?

I've just read two posts of his on different threads and he ain't right.

ForrrestGump or DarwinRoo in drag?

If he is a genuine Hawthorn supporter perhaps he best start acting like one.

Hahaha

I am pretty sure its a she, and she posted a couple weeks ago but havent seen since.

Maybe she is a goldspink lover, and in that case needs therapy.

But Hawthorn and Goldspink have alot in common, they both lost us a Prelim

[Hodge2Franklin]

Who is this arseclown Kingoftrivia Roughie?

I've just read two posts of his on different threads and he ain't right.

ForrrestGump or DarwinRoo in drag?

If he is a genuine Hawthorn supporter perhaps he best start acting like one.

:D:D:D Glad you are finally back mate, seemed like a month.

I reckon he is the same guy as We Are Geelong, and also that Hawthorn loser who bagged all our posts in Bay 13 today...

Either way get rid of him.

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

Cool Rough, I have just altered my post to reflect the views of women, witches, lesbians, domanitrixes, circus she-men and transexuals amongst others.

Didn't mean to offend any of them.

The're all welcome at Hawthorn.

Might feel more at home at Geelong though.

[thatswhatimtalkinabout]

:D:D:D Glad you are finally back mate, seemed like a month.

I reckon he is the same guy as We Are Geelong, and also that Hawthorn loser who bagged all our posts in Bay 13 today...

Either way get rid of him.

Dude - what is going the **** on?

Get kicked out of here for a week safe in the knowledge that the Hawk Army is as strong as ever and I come back to trolls and disownership by our "own".

If some of you people who posted on Bay13 today disowning your own 'family' and 'fellow' supporters would like to air your grievances - that is not the place to turn over like a stuck pig shot through the guts.

Come onto the Hawk board or the Sub-Forum, even a PM - don't succumb and make yourself look pathetic to other supporters in Bay13. They will give you credit for it now but bring it up in your face eternally. I'd even suggest don't go there again ever, stick to the safety of the main and awesome Hawk board.

That is of course, if they are Hawk people because it is damn obvious they are fakes.

Hey, great to see you too H2F.:thumbsu::thumbsu::thumbsu:

[Mojo]

Haha.. it's so well scripted!

Pete, STOP STEALING STUFF!

[crannypeter]

Pete, STOP STEALING STUFF!

brother i havunt stolen nothing since last year im reformicated now

[Jane Doe]

brother i havunt stolen nothing since last year im reformicated now

Hi Peter,

Can we hook up for some throat yoghurt?