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The Cryptkeeper
28 Nov 2007, 19:15
Good evening one and all. It appears that The Cryptkeeper got this one wrong. After seeng a story today that Cyril Rioli would have preferred to have been drafted by Essendon, it has come to my attention that he is not as good as I first thought. On reflection, any player that has a preference for playing with Essendon over Hawthorn is in fact a worthless jib. One can only assume that Cyril Rioli is concerned that he might not get a game in Hawthorn's best 22 and would be more of a sure thing at Essendon, where he would be in line for a spot in their leadership group, even as a rookie upstart.

Therefore:

RANCE >>>>>>>>>>> RIOLI

I'm sorry for any inconvenience caused.

PoidaCat
28 Nov 2007, 19:18
Did you actually watch it or fall for typical media misreporting. :confused:

Bazzar
28 Nov 2007, 19:20
And Cyril is probbably uncomfortable being around Campbell Brown after the courts fined him for racial abuse againsed an Aboriginal shop owner.

Racists, drug takers and thuggery isnt a great enviorment for a decent young man like Cyril

GuzzLG
28 Nov 2007, 19:22
Only player who recently wanted to play for the Hawks is only doing it so he can break the record for heaviest footballer.

Nobody wants to be at your joke of a club. Watch as they all scatter away after the Hawks fail again next year.

tigers_of_old_08
28 Nov 2007, 19:27
Good evening one and all. It appears that The Cryptkeeper got this one wrong. After seeng a story today that Cyril Rioli would have preferred to have been drafted by Essendon, it has come to my attention that he is not as good as I first thought. On reflection, any player that has a preference for playing with Essendon over Hawthorn is in fact a worthless jib. One can only assume that Cyril Rioli is concerned that he might not get a game in Hawthorn's best 22 and would be more of a sure thing at Essendon, where he would be in line for a spot in their leadership group, even as a rookie upstart.

Therefore:

RANCE >>>>>>>>>>> RIOLI

I'm sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Fully understand - Judd was thinking the same when he chose to go Carlton

shotta
28 Nov 2007, 19:30
And Cyril is probbably uncomfortable being around Campbell Brown after the courts fined him for racial abuse againsed an Aboriginal shop owner.

Racists, drug takers and thuggery isnt a great enviorment for a decent young man like Cyril

And to have the foresight of a Richmond supporter is a gift! If only somehow it could be transformed into at least a trickle of success, a sniff of September or a hope in hell of being competitve. One thing is sure, Wallet will never find the cure to the Punt Road Plague, may he be given 5 more years just to prolong the laughter/agony!

Bazzar
28 Nov 2007, 19:34
And to have the foresight of a Richmond supporter is a gift! If only somehow it could be transformed into at least a trickle of success, a sniff of September or a hope in hell of being competitve. One thing is sure, Wallet will never find the cure to the Punt Road Plague, may he be given 5 more years just to prolong the laughter/agony!

And this has to do with Cyril in what way?

Ryder Is God
28 Nov 2007, 19:35
Who wouldn't want to play at a better club?

shotta
28 Nov 2007, 19:52
And Cyril is probbably uncomfortable being around Campbell Brown after the courts fined him for racial abuse againsed an Aboriginal shop owner.

Racists, drug takers and thuggery isnt a great enviorment for a decent young man like Cyril

And this has to do with Cyril in what way?


Umm he will make Rance look second rate and join the longlist of players in the"Pavlich and Franklin make Richmond look stupid club"!

Big Ronnie
28 Nov 2007, 20:00
Only player who recently wanted to play for the Hawks is only doing it so he can break the record for heaviest footballer.

Nobody wants to be at your joke of a club. Watch as they all scatter away after the Hawks fail again next year.
Are you serious?? Hawks fail again? 6th and over $3 mill in cash!! you mongrel punt!

You don't even have a club anymore. It's September 1915 and half of your lot have said, "No, Southampton looks nice, you go ahead and get on that big boat called The Essendon, I'm staying put.:thumbsd:

GuzzLG
28 Nov 2007, 20:34
Are you serious?? Hawks fail again? 6th and over $3 mill in cash!! you mongrel punt!

You don't even have a club anymore. It's September 1915 and half of your lot have said, "No, Southampton looks nice, you go ahead and get on that big boat called The Essendon, I'm staying put.:thumbsd:
6th = failure

Nice to know your lot rates success as the equivalent of getting over the line against a mob of over the hill hacks in a home elimination final.

The Cryptkeeper
28 Nov 2007, 21:02
you mongrel punt!



This is fantastic.:D:D:D

Aussie Joe
29 Nov 2007, 02:25
Rance = the second coming of Tambling !!!!