Don't read this. It's a waste of time [Archive] - Page 6

Dan26

9 Jan 2001, 17:15

Same Old's,

Actually, come to think of it, if EVERYTHING is fake in the world, and nothing is real, except one thing, I know what that "one" thing would be.

This thread is real. It could be the defining example of human existence. It shows what humans can accompish through, hard work, loyalty, dedication, and a willing to work together to achieve a goal.

The building of cities and communities and the developing of us as people, can all be traced back to this thread and what it represents.

Now, in 2001, this thread has become the "monolith"

Dodongo

9 Jan 2001, 17:22

Dodongo has used 60 minutes of his life reading this topic. Dodongo doesn't find it amusing. Dodongo said to Dodongo's Eldest Son Dodongo Jnr and Dodongo's Wife that Dodongo was going to post in this topic so Dodongo is shown up on your screen. Dodongo likes the letters D.0.N.G on your screen.
DODONGO HAS SPOKEN

Same Old's

9 Jan 2001, 17:24

Originally posted by Dan24:
Same Old's,

Actually, come to think of it, if EVERYTHING is fake in the world, and nothing is real, except one thing, I know what that "one" thing would be.

This thread is real.

Dan,

I was under the impression that professional wrestling was real, but I could be wrong. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

BIG POPPA PUMP

9 Jan 2001, 17:36

Is a movie real??

JUBJUB

9 Jan 2001, 17:38

40 pages

Woo Hoo http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Its like something out of the twighlighty show about the zone".

Same Old's

9 Jan 2001, 17:39

No, Big Pappa Pump

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BIG POPPA PUMP

9 Jan 2001, 17:40

...it's all scripted, so it can't be!

Dan26

9 Jan 2001, 17:51

But the making of it is real.

Dan26

9 Jan 2001, 17:52

Who's going to get the magical 600?

Dan26

9 Jan 2001, 17:54

Is this 600?

Dan26

9 Jan 2001, 17:55

Is this it....?

Same Old's

9 Jan 2001, 17:55

Err....Me.

Dan26

9 Jan 2001, 17:56

Yes !!! I got it !

Woooooo-Hooooooo

Yippee !!!!!!

Same Old's

9 Jan 2001, 17:58

Damn you, Dan. (Say that 100 times) http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

The Old Dark Navy's

9 Jan 2001, 17:58

I refuse to participate in this blatant waste of time any longer

Dan26

9 Jan 2001, 17:59

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Same Old's

9 Jan 2001, 17:59

Then why did you write that post? http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dan26

9 Jan 2001, 18:00

Welcome to the thread, ODN's !! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Same Old's

9 Jan 2001, 18:03

ODN, this thread will tempt you with her beauty and seduction. You cannot refuse!

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jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:20

Dan and others hello

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:21

Is anyone here.

??

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:24

Here we go round the merry go round merry go round merry go round here we go roung the merry go round something something sommmmething.

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:29

Ezikiel 25-17
The path of the richious man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children.
And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee.

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:34

Its no fun when your the only one posting.

I have been a good contributor to this post i must be around 50 just from me.

I feel terribly guilty, its all just a pointless post grab.

No its a record its a moment that will stay with each and every one of us for the rest of our lives. I think.

Hello is anyone out there.

Dodongo

9 Jan 2001, 18:34

Originally posted by jod23:
Is anyone here.

??

Dodongo is here.
DODONGO HAS SPOKEN

The Old Dark Navy's

9 Jan 2001, 18:35

Bloody stupid thing. Won't let you post absolutely nothing

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:36

No.

Do or do not.

There is no try.

The Old Dark Navy's

9 Jan 2001, 18:36

Absolutely nothing

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:37

Cool i started a new page.

B O R E D

The Old Dark Navy's

9 Jan 2001, 18:38

I stand corrected

Dodongo

9 Jan 2001, 18:39

Dodongo don't want anyone else to reply to this topic. Dodongo doesn't want topic to reach over 1000 posts. Dodongo urges all of you not to reply. Dodongo's Eldest son Dodongo Jnr isn't going to reply to this topic. Dodongo thinks this is the worst topic that has reached bigfooty. Dodongo wants footy to come back so people won't post this rubbish. Dodongo has noticed that Jethro hasn't posted in this topic. Dodongo likes that. Dodongo has taken a slight liking to Jethro but not much.
DODONGO HAS SPOKEN

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:42

And should we win the day the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American Holiday but as the day the world declared in one voice we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. Were going to live on, were going to survive.

Today we celebrate our Independence Day.

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:44

Ahhhh people.

The great Dodongo and Olds

Dodongo

9 Jan 2001, 18:48

Dodongo is bored.

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 18:50

Well if i have done this correctly it will be my first post with a signature. I dont know about you but im excited. lol

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I'm over exposure, I need to levitate above this experience, I need to find a way today for far away.

joshhem

9 Jan 2001, 18:54

Hey guys I'm back.

And all I can say is WTF? 42 pages? Comeon guys, there is no way I'm reading this one!!!

What a life we have

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Un'B.Lee'vable
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Dodongo

9 Jan 2001, 18:54

Dodongo thinks your sad

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DODONGO RULES

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 19:26

Hey joshef its good reading. Very intelligent stuff some great points and at times some fantastic humor.

Oh and there plenty of sarcasm also http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Richmondfan#1

9 Jan 2001, 19:35

I think it is great reading. Very funny, witty, intelligent and sensible posts....read it i say!!

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 21:28

I agree read them all, but mainly mine.

heh

coxon

9 Jan 2001, 21:29

damn... how many frick'n pages?!!

hmm... might read it later when i'm really bored... :P

jod23

9 Jan 2001, 22:27

Well its slowing down slowly not sure if it will make the 1000 post mark. Maybe it will pick up tommorow.

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I'm over exposure, I need to levitate above this experience, I need to find a way today for far away.

lioness

9 Jan 2001, 22:40

Originally posted by jod23:
Well if a cow laughed would milk come out of its nose??

DAMN, now I wanna find out!!!!!! Anyone know the best way to make a cow laugh???

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*the one and only lioness*

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lioness

9 Jan 2001, 23:25

OK well I am here to help it get to 1000, if I'm welcome. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif hehehehe. The lioness has joined the party. And trust me, I am the queen of babbling about nothing http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/tongue.gif lol

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*the one and only lioness*

jod23

10 Jan 2001, 00:35

Famous Foriegners.

Arnold Scwharznegger
Micheal Jordan
Anna Kournikova
Eddy Vedder
Tiger Woods
Bruce Lee

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I'm over exposure, I need to levitate above this experience, I need to find a way today for far away.

jod23

10 Jan 2001, 00:42

Famous Monsters:

Pikachiu
Cookie Monster
Boogie Monster
Purple People Eater
Monster in the Cupboard
Toxic Avenger

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I'm over exposure, I need to levitate above this experience, I need to find a way today for far away.

jod23

10 Jan 2001, 00:44

Famous Vampires:

Lestat - Interview with a Vampire
Angel
Spike
Louie - Interview with a Vampire
Dracula

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I'm over exposure, I need to levitate above this experience, I need to find a way today for far away.

jod23

10 Jan 2001, 00:52

Famous Cartoons:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Snorks
Smurfs
Transformers
Mickey Mouse
Bugs Bunny

BIG POPPA PUMP

10 Jan 2001, 01:12

FAMOUS WRESTLERS...

HHH
Scott Steiner
Chris Jerricho
Jeff Jarrett
Kevin Nash

Bee

10 Jan 2001, 04:25

Originally posted by Dan24:
Bee, I'm afraid I might have to ditch you for Rf1.

Sorry to break your heart http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/frown.gif

That's okay Danny boy, I've received a better offer anyhow. All's fair in love and war! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/smile.gif

Mobbenfuhrer

10 Jan 2001, 04:33

It's a good thread to test out the signature feature.

Mobbenfuhrer

10 Jan 2001, 04:34

Which doesn't work yet.

Bee

10 Jan 2001, 04:40

Originally posted by Dan24:
Rf1

I gotta be careful though not to make Bee feel jealous. I've dumped her for a chick half her age, and her feelings will be hurt. Being th sensitive guy I am, I don't want to hurt her feelings.

Oh well. Stiff, eh ! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

Let's get it on http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

So you mean that RF1 is only fourteen! Dan, you are playing with fire, baby. There are laws made for people like you!

lioness

10 Jan 2001, 05:38

Wow, look at that sky, oh so blue.......EW I am tired, spent toooooooo long online talkin to my significant other last night (the one and only Lionstrike http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/smile.gif hehehehe) but hey, had to get on here and keep the posts flowing.........

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*the one and only lioness*

lioness

10 Jan 2001, 05:41

Ahhhhh but I remembered that time!!!!! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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*the one and only lioness*

Sydneyfan

10 Jan 2001, 06:28

Originally posted by Dan24:
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
I wonder if that means a hand in the bush is worth two birds!? http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/eek.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

lioness

10 Jan 2001, 06:34

Anyone know where I left my keys????

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*the one and only lioness*

eagleskickass

10 Jan 2001, 07:10

After spending the last half an hour catching up on what I had missed (pg31 onwards) I better put another post to help get it to 1000. Since I was gone the 500 and 600 posts have gone, so I am not the reigning milestoner(got the 400)
This is my 95th post on this topic.

eagleskickass

10 Jan 2001, 07:11

damn it, I forgot to tick the signature box.
96!

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Every minute is 60 seconds closer to your next premiership!!!!!!

Aussi Rules

eagleskickass

10 Jan 2001, 07:14

Anyone else here
97!

eagleskickass

10 Jan 2001, 07:17

Oh well, keep the posts ticking along.
98!

eagleskickass

10 Jan 2001, 07:20

I'll remember signature this time

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Every minute is 60 seconds closer to your next premiership!!!!!!

Aussi Rules

eagleskickass

10 Jan 2001, 07:21

100th on this topic, WooHoo
Now I gotta take me cat to the vet, got in a cat fight and has a gash on his head.

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Every minute is 60 seconds closer to your next premiership!!!!!!

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mud n blood

10 Jan 2001, 07:39

Just thought I'd get my name on this thread .....

JUBJUB

10 Jan 2001, 08:04

This topic is getting out of hand http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Its like something out of the twighlighty show about the zone".

Richmondfan#1

10 Jan 2001, 09:44

Better keep my tally going.
Hey EKA you totally confused me on your 95th post!! Welcome to the club lioness.....and i think your keys are in you left pocket.
Hey Bee,
Laws? Ah well, he'll risk anything for me http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif.

Ooooooo i remembered my signature!! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/eek.gif

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I'lld rather die in my sleep like my grandfather instead of screaming in terror like his passengers.

Bee

10 Jan 2001, 09:51

Just a word of warning RF1. Dan kisses and tells. If you know what I mean? He ain't no gentleman! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Richmondfan#1

10 Jan 2001, 09:54

Don't worry Bee, we live in different states, he aint comin near me http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/smile.gif, but it is a nice internet relationship http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif.

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I'lld rather die in my sleep like my grandfather instead of screaming in terror like his passengers.

Bee

10 Jan 2001, 10:05

Guess what RF1? He didn't get near me either! He just has this fantasy about Carlton woman. Totally obsessed with any thing about Carlton, although he is in denial about this! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

Richmondfan#1

10 Jan 2001, 10:06

Well if he kisses and tells but you've never kissed him http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif, what do you mean?

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I'lld rather die in my sleep like my grandfather instead of screaming in terror like his passengers.

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joshhem

10 Jan 2001, 11:56

YEah what's with the signature feature I want part of mine to look like this:

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So It's cricket stumps, but It cuts them out....see below

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Bee

10 Jan 2001, 11:59

RF1. Just Dan's fantasy life that's all.

Mr Ripper

10 Jan 2001, 12:21

Rf#1, what kind of word is "Ill'd"? http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/confused.gif

Mr Ripper

10 Jan 2001, 12:22

Q. Name the odd man out and why

a) Bruce Willis
b) Adolf Hitler
c) Jackson Browne
d) John McEnroe

Richmondfan#1

10 Jan 2001, 13:05

Mr Ripper asked in a gruff voice:
Rf#1, what kind of word is "Ill'd"? http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/confused.gif

Sorry for not being perfect Ripper. You know what i mean.

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I'lld rather die in my sleep like my grandfather instead of screaming in terror like his passengers.

Mr Ripper

10 Jan 2001, 13:08

Richmondfan#1 sulked:
Sorry for not being perfect Ripper. You know what i mean.

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Richmondfan#1

10 Jan 2001, 13:09

I mean sorry for not being perfect.
I meant to write 'I would' or 'I'lld'.

Got it?
And don't quote me http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/smile.gif.

joshhem

10 Jan 2001, 13:46

Hey guys!!! the 40,000 is coming!!!!!

Remember i got the 30,000....so who will get the next one....It's quite an achievment

10 Jan 2001, 13:48

Originally posted by Mr Ripper:
Q. Name the odd man out and why

a) Bruce Willis
b) Adolf Hitler
c) Jackson Browne
d) John McEnroe

UMMMMMMMM..............

I would say C! Simply because I wouldn't have a clue who it is!

Dodongo

10 Jan 2001, 14:37

Dodongo has changed his mind. Dodongo now likes this topic and wants this topic to reach 100 pages and more than 1000 posts. Dodongo will help it reach one hundred. Dodongo's postings already are over 100 with Dodongo's name Dodongo in the postings. Dodongo itself is being mentioned more than the posts in this topic which Dodongo posts in which Dodongo didn't like at the start but is getting to like it more as Dodongo keeps posting and putting the name DODONGO on your screen.
Dodongo wants someone to find out how many times Dodongo has been mentioned in this topic including this Dodongo's post and find out how many times Dodongo has said his name and see if Dodongo has had more mention than replies. Dodongo will award the person with a Dodongo T'Shirt, Dodongo Boxer Shorts, Dodongo underwear, Dodongo socks, Dodongo hat, Dodongo jumper, Dodongo jacket, Dodongo watch, Dodongo wallet and a Dodongo footy called Dodongo's Ball compliments of Dodongo. Dodongo wants the first person to post on here how many times Dodongo has been mentioned. Dodongo wants all his true fans to count how many times Dodongo has been mentioned including this Dodongo post in this topic.
BUT THERE'S STILL MORE
If the correct answer is posted in reply within the next 15 minutes you get to win a day with Dodongo. Dodongo will fly to your location and spend 24 hours with you. If you are overseas Dodongo will fly to the U.S with the help of Dodongo airlines.
So Dodongo fans if you want a Dodongo T'Shirt, Dodongo Boxer Shorts, Dodongo underwear, Dodongo socks, Dodongo hat, Dodongo jumper, Dodongo jacket, Dodongo watch, Dodongo wallet and a Dodongo footy called Dodongo's Ball compliments of Dodongo be the first person to post how many times Dodongo has been mentioned in this topic.
DODONGO HAS SPOKEN

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Frodo

10 Jan 2001, 14:46

Originally posted by Mr Ripper:
Q. Name the odd man out and why

a) Bruce Willis
b) Adolf Hitler
c) Jackson Browne
d) John McEnroe

Bruce Willis, ho don't have a letter o in his name

Dan26

10 Jan 2001, 15:00

Well, well, well.

I come back on here and find more conversation about me.

Bee, for all you know I might be a true gentleman. Maybe I'm just teasing you. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

And don't spoil Rf1 and mine's fun http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/frown.gif If you want me, you're going to have to tempt me, baby http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

Dan26

10 Jan 2001, 15:02

Let's keep this topic rolling along. Hey, how fo you find how many posts you have on a particular topic ??

10 Jan 2001, 15:15

There is only one way: You have to go back to the start of the thread and count each and everyone of them! have fun!

Dan26

10 Jan 2001, 15:19

CJ, are you serious? http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/cool.gif

There are at least three people on here who have stated how many posts they have had on this topic. I can't imagine they would scroll through 40 pages. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/eek.gif Surely, there is a way to tell ?????

Mobbenfuhrer

10 Jan 2001, 15:39

If you are posting to this thread only, you can mark down how many posts you had when you started, and then easily keep a running score from then on.

Thanks regarding the signature hint, lioness!

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Richmondfan#1

10 Jan 2001, 16:01

Dan, you are alllll mine. I want you bad baby.. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif.

Frodo

10 Jan 2001, 16:42

A blonde calls her boyfriend on the phone with a problem."What's the matter?" he asks. "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."
"What's the picture of?", he asks.
"It's of a big rooster", she replies.
"All right," he says, "I'll come over and have a look.

"When he arrives, she thanks him for coming over and leads him over to
the kitchen table where she has it laid out. He takes one look at what she's been struggling with and says, "Oh, for firk's sake, put the cornflakes back in the box!"