Don't read this. It's a waste of time

[JUBJUB]

I reckon Gordon Noel's got it right http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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"Its like something out of the twighlighty show about the zone".

[joshhem]

Com'on DAn....

THis is your topic, surley you should be the one that counts them!! Since your the one in charge, tell us how close we are to the 1000

[joshhem]

yeah so this is fun..since we're not the ones counting http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Same Old's]

This is post 691. Just thought you all wanted to know. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Same Old's]

Top of the page again. I must be compiling some sort of streak.

[joshhem]

Hmmmmmm this is just crazy!!!!

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[Same Old's]

Is it?

[joshhem]

I don't know about this guys, we're gonna have to scroll right from now on!!! That's a bit much to ask

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[joshhem]

Yeah but I figure it gives me a good excuse to boost my total posts!!

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[Same Old's]

I just had some ice-cream before, lioness.

[Same Old's]

700!

[This message has been edited by Same Old's (edited 09 January 2001).]

[joshhem]

Yeah good Idea I'm gonna get some now!

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[Richmondfan#1]

700?


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I'lld rather die in my sleep like my grandfather instead of screaming in terror like his passengers.

[SpecialBruce]

I had Ice Cream aswell to. 2 hours ago roughly.

[Same Old's]

Where's my congratulations from everybody? I know, your jealous arn't you all http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[joshhem]

http://www.dailyjokes.com.au/gallery/findtheblackdot.jpg

[joshhem]

I had caramel

[SpecialBruce]

I had chocolate flavoured Ice Cream from the Ice Cream Maker.

[Same Old's]

I had milk chocolate ice-cream with wholesome buttermilk.

[This message has been edited by Same Old's (edited 09 January 2001).]

[joshhem]

http://www.coolfiles.co.uk/Notmyjob.jpg
http://www.coolfiles.co.uk/cat.jpg

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[Dodongo]

Originally posted by lioness22:
OK I am heading off to get the ice cream out, have a smoke, put some washing on, ponder the meaning of life........I wanna see some posts when I return!!!!!!!!! lol



Dodongo eats Ice Cream. Dodongo had Vanilla. Dodongo knows that is sad having Vanilla but Dodongo's wife didn't get any other ice cream from the supermarket. Dodongo will have to write it down for her next time. Dodongo likes any flavour ice cream.
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[Dodongo]

Dodongo likes what Joshem does.

[Same Old's]

I need to get a cat like that, Joshem.

[joshhem]

joshhem is stufedandisgoingtobed.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo hates it how when you post a message it brings you back to page 1. Dodongo thinks it's silly.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo started page 49. Dodongo feels proud.

[Same Old's]

You should be proud, Dodongo, as it is very hard to be on top of the page. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Dodongo]

Dodongo wants to start page 50.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo thought it was pure luck. Will Dodongo strike it lucky on page 50. If dodongo keeps posting then Dodongo will.

[Dodongo]

This is yet again another Dodongo post.

[Same Old's]

Congratulations, lioness. You have posted the first post of January 10, 2001!

[Dodongo]

Dodongo likes frozen yoghurt.

[lioness]

no one answered my question, what is the best way to make a cow laugh????

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[Dodongo]

Dodongo thinks you and I are the only ones posting.

[lioness]

WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO the first post of January 10!!!!!!!!! DAMN I'm a legend!!!!! I want page 50 though dammit

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[Dodongo]

Put Dodongo's knife up it's bottom.

[lioness]

so did I win yet????

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[Dodongo]

Dodongo

[Dodongo]

Dodongo got beaten to it by a few seconds. Well Done Lioness. Dodongo will bring up page 100 but.

[Dodongo]

The best way to make a cow Laugh is to stick Dodongo's Knife up it's bottom.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo don't like cows much. Dodongo thinks they stink. Dodongo yet again after a Dodongo post got sent to page 1. Dodongo isn't liking that.
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[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

So...What did everyone think of Dave and Jenny's weeding then?

[Same Old's]

Who's gonna get page 51?

[Mr Ripper]

Jethro Q Walrustitty possibly misspelt:
So...What did everyone think of Dave and Jenny's weeding then?

Should that be 'wedding' or were they doing their garden? http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Dodongo]

Dodongo doesn't know what to say now. Dodongo has run out of ideas. Dodongo now changed his last line DODONGO HAS SPOKEN to a Signature. Dodongo likes that better.

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[Same Old's]

Will it be me?

[Same Old's]

I know so! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Dodongo]

Did Dodongo head it.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo missed out again. Dodongo doesn't like competition. Dodongo noticed Jethro posted. Dodongo wants to know what Wedding. Dodongo wants to be invited. Is Jethro getting married. Dodongo will gate crash your wedding Jethro.

[Same Old's]

Thanks, lioness.

While it's been a hard slog, it's well worth it.

[Dodongo]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper:
Should that be 'wedding' or were they doing their garden? http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dodongo thinks it was Wedding. Weeding doesn't sound right. Weeding sux anyway.



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[Dodongo]

Dodongo is going to go to bed now. Dodongo says goodnight to everyone that has been posting in this topic for the last hour. Dodongo will be back tomorrow. But till then Dodongo is off.


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[Dodongo]

Dodongo needed one last posting to get Dodongo to sleep. Dodongo will sleep well tonight in Dodongo's bed knowing that page 50 was made in this topic. Dodongo missed out which is bad luck. Dodongo will make page 100.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo didn't want to go to sleep on uneven amount of posts. Dodongo didn't want to leave on post 61 for Dodongo. Dodongo now finished the day on post 62.

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[Same Old's]

Who's calling you a bastard, Mags?

[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

Originally posted by Dodongo:
Dodongo noticed Jethro posted. Dodongo wants to know what Wedding. Dodongo wants to be invited. Is Jethro getting married.

Jethro Q Walrustitty is marrying Jethro Q Walrustitty's fiancee Janice Q Otternipple. Jethro Q Walrustitty's eldest grandson, Jethro Q Walrustitty III, is Jethro Q Walrustitty's best man. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Dodongo]

Dodongo is happy lioness. Dodongo is going to bed happy. Dodongo thinks if you go to bed happy you will have good dreams.

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[Same Old's]

Originally posted by Dodongo:
Dodongo is happy lioness. Dodongo is going to bed happy. Dodongo thinks if you go to bed happy you will have good dreams.



But your on an uneven amount of posts, Dodongo.

[Dodongo]

fiancee Janice Q Otternipple.

Dodongo now knows why you are going to get married to Otter"nipple". Dodongo thinks she must have big nipples and Dodongo thinks your attracted to them.

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[Same Old's]

I'm here.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo has changed his mind about going to bed. Dodongo thinks this is fun posting on here.

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[Same Old's]

Good decision, Dodongo.

[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

I am the Walrustitty goo-goo-ga-joob.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo thinks Bluey will be happy with this thread. Bluey will be amazed.


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[Same Old's]

Originally posted by lioness22:
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO at least I won't be posting to myself, lol



We wouldn't want to let that happen, would we, lioness. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Dodongo]

Dodongo made page 53. 47 pages to go till Dodongo's name is there for page 100.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo is finding this happy. Dodongo wants to know if Jethro is located in Melbourne. If Jethro is Dodongo wants Jethro to E-Mail dodongo at Dodongo67@yahoo.com and Dodongo will give Dodongo's address in Templestowe to Jethro.

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[Same Old's]

No, we will all probably be under some unregistered bastard when it gets to 1000. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/mad.gif

[This message has been edited by Same Old's (edited 10 January 2001).]

[Dodongo]

Dodongo wants to make Dodongo's 100 post on bigfooty before Dodongo goes to bed. Not long to go now. Dodongo is nearly at 70.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo now has 30 posts to go.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo doesn't like unregistered people. Dodongo thinks it's pathetic posting under more than one name and under an unregistered one.

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[Same Old's]

Then congratulations are in order to Lioness and Lionstrike.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo is already married and Dodongo's wife is in bed at the moment. Dodongo's wife won't be happy if she finds Dodongo posting on here. Dodongo really has to go. Dodongo won't bring up Dodongo's 100th post on bigfooty tonight. Dodongo says goodnight yet again.

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[Same Old's]

Originally posted by lioness22:
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! It WON'T HAPPEN!!!!!

Hopefully it won't.

[This message has been edited by Same Old's (edited 10 January 2001).]

[Dodongo]

Dodongo has made page 54. Dodongo is on a roll now but must be off.



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[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

Originally posted by Dodongo:
Dodongo wants to know if Jethro is located in Melbourne. If Jethro is Dodongo wants Jethro to E-Mail dodongo at Dodongo67@yahoo.com and Dodongo will give Dodongo's address in Templestowe to Jethro.

Jethro Q Walrustitty becomes decidedly anxious all of a sudden. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/confused.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/confused.gif

[Dodongo]

Dodongo leaves with 74 posts up. Just 26 to go till Dodongo makes that 100. A few hours ago Dodongo was on post 38 or something. Dodongo has done a lot of posts. GOODNIGHT

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[Same Old's]

Prediction:

Dodongo comes back to post in a few minutes. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Dodongo]

One thing Dodongo forgot to say is that page 100 better not be made before Dodongo wakes up tomorrow. Dodongo wants to log onto the Internet after work tomorrow and find that this topic is up to Page 70 odd. Dodongo doesn't think page 100 will be up before Dodongo checks again.

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[Same Old's]

Looks like I'm joining you on the big 400 as well.

[lioness]

Originally posted by Same Old's:
Prediction:

Dodongo comes back to post in a few minutes. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

LOL SO!!!!!!!!! And you were so right!!!!!!

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[Dodongo]

Originally posted by Same Old's:
Prediction:

Dodongo comes back to post in a few minutes. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dodongo thinks you a good future teller. How did you know Dodongo was going to put a post up excluding this one? Maybe coz Dodongo said he doesn't like to go to bed on an odd number and when Dodongo made the last post he was still on 77. Dodongo doesn't like that when that happens. This is the last Dodongo post till he wakes up from bed tomorrow.



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[Same Old's]

My prediction came true.

Same Old's = Nostradamous! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Dodongo]

Something wierd is happening on Dodongo's computer. Dodongo's last 5 posts say post 76. Dodongo won't go to bed till it registers Dodongo more than post 76. If all goes right, this will be Dodongo's 77th post and then Dodongo will have one more post to make it 78.

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[Same Old's]

Originally posted by Dodongo:
Dodongo thinks you a good future teller. How did you know Dodongo was going to put a post up excluding this one? Maybe coz Dodongo said he doesn't like to go to bed on an odd number and when Dodongo made the last post he was still on 77. Dodongo doesn't like that when that happens. This is the last Dodongo post till he wakes up from bed tomorrow.

That and I had a big hunch. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Dodongo]

Dodongo's made post 78 hopefully. If this doesn't register as Dodongo's 78th post, then Dodongo's computer is playing up on Dodongo. If it registers as post 78, you won't see Dodongo till 1:00pm.

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[Same Old's]

Originally posted by lioness22:
812.........not far to go now!!!!!!



Should we stay here? Will we, sorry I, get it tonight, or should I say this morning.

[Dodongo]

Dodongo is addicted to this topic. Dodongo wants to bring up the 1000th post in this topic. Dodongo changes his mind more than Dodongo drinks beer.

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[Same Old's]

Which page will the 1000th post on? Will it be on top of the page?

Questions, questions that we do not know!

But wait a minute, I should know this since I am Nostradamous. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Same Old's (edited 10 January 2001).]

[Dodongo]

Dodongo has now made post 80 which would be roughly post 822 on this topic. Is Dodongo correct?

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[Mags]

Sweet I Get The Page Turn!

[Dodongo]

Dodongo doesn't want it to happen while Dodongo is asleep. Dodongo will bring up that post. Dodongo might not post for a while and wait till the topic reaches post 990 or something, then Dodongo will post and Dodongo will hopefully get that 1000 post.

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[Same Old's]

Originally posted by lioness22:
Dodongo, excellent choice!!!!! The more the merrier, and also with more, we get to the 1000 quicker http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif hehe

But it also means that there are more people to "fight it out" for the 1000 post.

[Dodongo]

Originally posted by lioness22:
Dodongo, excellent choice!!!!! The more the merrier, and also with more, we get to the 1000 quicker http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif hehe



Indeed we do. The sooner the 1000 is up the sooner Dodongo can go to sleep.



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[Dodongo]

Dodongo is getting near more posts than Jethro. Jethro registerd on 88 and Dodongo is 5 off him.

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[Same Old's]

Originally posted by lioness22:
OK I need a quick smoke, be back in just a sec. KEEP POSTING!!!!!!!!

Hopefully you will be having a smoke when the 1000th post is just about to come up. http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

You too Mags! http://www.bigfooty.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



[This message has been edited by Same Old's (edited 10 January 2001).]

[Dodongo]

Dodongo thinks the 1000 post will be up by 2am. Dodongo wants everyone to get on with it.

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[Dodongo]

Dodongo is grabbing a beer now.

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[Dodongo]

Dodongo wants to know why you quoted yourself S.O


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[Dodongo]

Dodongo is near 100 posts for himself.

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