Supermercado
23rd January 2008, 18:09
Real songs - not novelty Greg Champion bullshit.
I'll start with four from the greatest band ever invented, TISM :D
Morrison Hostel
You've spawned a host of ****-sure shits
Who are nearly always filthy rich,
And think because they're a bit like Jimbo
They can act like stinking pricks:
An army of brainless, arty youth
That look down upon us common plods -
But they barrack for good ol' Jimbo
Like the ****ing Richmond cheer squad.
Get Thee In My Behind Satan
I've mixed heroin, cocaine and angel dust
I've played on Rodney Grinter (and I've been concussed)
My mind's untidy but my whiskey's neat (neat!)
But I've never done a right-hand turn at Swanston Street.
Julius Seizure (Act III Scene II Verses 73-118)
Who would have thought you'd ever miss the barmaid's brutal snarl
And guys looking at you strange while she says, "What's yours, darl?"
"Wanna go?" is all you recall, before the blow and grand mal.
"You gotta ****ing mouth on ya," those moustached yobs would say
Back when being literate was something to hide away
And being mediocre meant you played in the V.F.A.
Describe The Best Headjob I've Had? Fantastic! (Probably the best song name ever..)
What is the role of the backbencher?
Oh I am so hot
Oh
No no.. no more
I can't cope, no
Who won the second semi-final in '74?
I'll start with four from the greatest band ever invented, TISM :D
Morrison Hostel
You've spawned a host of ****-sure shits
Who are nearly always filthy rich,
And think because they're a bit like Jimbo
They can act like stinking pricks:
An army of brainless, arty youth
That look down upon us common plods -
But they barrack for good ol' Jimbo
Like the ****ing Richmond cheer squad.
Get Thee In My Behind Satan
I've mixed heroin, cocaine and angel dust
I've played on Rodney Grinter (and I've been concussed)
My mind's untidy but my whiskey's neat (neat!)
But I've never done a right-hand turn at Swanston Street.
Julius Seizure (Act III Scene II Verses 73-118)
Who would have thought you'd ever miss the barmaid's brutal snarl
And guys looking at you strange while she says, "What's yours, darl?"
"Wanna go?" is all you recall, before the blow and grand mal.
"You gotta ****ing mouth on ya," those moustached yobs would say
Back when being literate was something to hide away
And being mediocre meant you played in the V.F.A.
Describe The Best Headjob I've Had? Fantastic! (Probably the best song name ever..)
What is the role of the backbencher?
Oh I am so hot
Oh
No no.. no more
I can't cope, no
Who won the second semi-final in '74?