View Full Version : Signs that Port Power supporters have been at your house..
bernie lomax
7 Mar 2008, 19:20
I know. Thread has been coming.....
Empty Woodstock cans all over the place amongst the cigarette buts.
A few teeth scattered about.
Flannelette shirts on the floor.
Oh, and a VB Commodore on the front lawn.:D
NiGHTFuRY
7 Mar 2008, 19:23
Dog The Bounter Hunter and his sons are hiding around your house waiting to ambush..
adamania11
7 Mar 2008, 19:29
Two broken windows in different parts of the house: One to get in and one to get out
Barry Zuckercorn QC
7 Mar 2008, 19:49
You put your VB Commodore up for sale with an asking price of $35,000 but everyone knows it's worth only $1,000.
EagleMan87
7 Mar 2008, 19:56
- You consider awards from when you were in primary school to be just as good as the ones you've won in actual sporting events.
- Someone is hanging from their tie in your living room.
- A 6 year old child designs all your clothes.
its empty...just like AAMI stadium
Phil Connors
7 Mar 2008, 21:12
In winter, the floorboards have been ripped up.
In summer, the sprinkler is on in the loungeroom.
theduckfan
7 Mar 2008, 21:18
Your Mum bows after cooking a good meal.
the numbers 119 have been removed from your keyboard.
KingsCrow
7 Mar 2008, 21:32
Your dogs pregnant
Your moccasins have been stolen
BigBadCam
7 Mar 2008, 23:41
Your dogs pregnant
There is no power.
All the men are wearing tutus.
Theres shit on the walls.
Your cousins have started eating the dog's food. The Port supporters convinced them it tasted good.
serenityNow
7 Mar 2008, 23:50
Their's skid marks on the couch couchins (sp?).
Dole forms litter the lounge room floors.
Pantry is full of no name products.
2 VB commodores sitting on bricks out back.
4 pregnant sheilas walking around bragging about their upcoming baby bonus.
Some tool is standing in front of the mirror practicing his goal celebrations...bowing,telephone call and what not.
Someone took a dump in the kitchen sink.
chewysnake
7 Mar 2008, 23:53
30 odd years worth of Premiership Pins found :rolleyes:
BigBadCam
8 Mar 2008, 00:10
Their's skid marks on the couch couchins (sp?).
Dole forms litter the lounge room floors.
Pantry is full of no name products.
2 VB commodores sitting on bricks out back.
4 pregnant sheilas walking around bragging about their upcoming baby bonus.
Some tool is standing in front of the mirror practicing his goal celebrations...bowing,telephone call and what not.
Someone took a dump in the kitchen sink.
I think you mean there's skid marks on the goon bags. :thumbsu:
delirious1
8 Mar 2008, 00:11
They have only been at your house for 5 minutes and they claim they have been around longer then you
PoidaCat
8 Mar 2008, 00:15
Your address is changed to 119 Choke Street, Boganville.
Your obese, loser, loudmouth son has been punched in the face by Dean Brogan.
KingsCrow
8 Mar 2008, 10:35
Turning on your own
very Port Adelaide
Chief Crow
8 Mar 2008, 14:11
Its a TOTAL BLACKOUT
EsSeeGee
8 Mar 2008, 14:35
Your fat, old, useless retired family member has moved away to Hawthorn
FiveStrings
8 Mar 2008, 14:40
You take your dog for a walk in the park and come back with a black eye and missing teeth.
You go out for a drive, get all the way to the end of the road and suddenly run out of gas and get run over by a steamroller.
ams4crows
8 Mar 2008, 15:17
Your 6 year old child now has a mullet, knows every Obscenity known to man and continues to shout them out for no particular reason at all, as he crushes a woodstock can under his foot and puts out a fag on his baby sisters forehead.
Captain Afterworld
8 Mar 2008, 15:44
30 odd years worth of Premiership Pins found :rolleyes:
Port Adelaide only have one premiership.
We don't include the ones they won in the country league.
Your obese, loser, loudmouth son has been punched in the face by Dean Brogan.
Haha :D
Nice