View Full Version : Signs that swans players have been at your house
wantfrieswitthat
7 Mar 2008, 20:06
there is buckets of KFC everywhere.
your daughter is mentally scarred after lrt has been dacked in front of her eyes.
you find kieran jacks betting guide on the floor
EagleMan87
7 Mar 2008, 20:11
- Most of your neighbours don't even know you exist.
- Older members of your family refer to themselves as 'Logan's, even though their last name is 'Thomson'.
- Most people only like you because you're from the same suburb.
- Women don't sleep with you anymore; you only have one style, and it's boring and repetitive.
Kittenish
7 Mar 2008, 20:25
They left their NRL team's jersey in your living room
wantfrieswitthat
7 Mar 2008, 20:29
CAPPA'S porno is playing on your tele
dyertribe
7 Mar 2008, 20:30
You're nailing your missus when Paul Roos taps you on the shoulder and demands you pull out and nut into a Kleenex.
Barry Zuckercorn QC
7 Mar 2008, 20:32
There's 40 of them crammed into the laundry.
You say "It's great to have the Bloods over" and they stare back at you blankly.
You're looking at them but cant keep your eyes open.
PoidaCat
7 Mar 2008, 20:43
You go to open the door but walk away because you get so bored....
There's an envelope with money you can have if you keep quiet.
Demitriou is setting the place on fire.
Robert Walls keeps suggesting you move the Hall.
Someone has made a few crappy bets on the footy with your TAB account.
And someone has taken your potatoes.
ssfc0203
7 Mar 2008, 21:29
When Jarrad McVeigh stalks the front of the house in his hearse .
When Cappa's vast collection of STOP signs of different shapes and sizes are strewn all over the room, with the smallest seemingly used the most.
King Corey
7 Mar 2008, 21:33
The bathroom is flooded, in fact every plughole has been blocked like someone really didn't want the water to flow away.
Corpuscles
7 Mar 2008, 21:33
There are 15 recruitment managers, 15 shivering coaches and 15 presidential shady "pretend" types.... waiting for an appointment with a reminder note in hand .....which says "how did they do that!?":confused:
You have a sudden urge to become a boxer.
You can't hear someone five meters away when they shout at you.
Dad is always whinging about something.
Corpuscles
7 Mar 2008, 22:04
The boss Goose (gander) in your backyard pen somehow seems to be dropping 5 pound tirds! .....and waddling funny!:D
ssfc0203
8 Mar 2008, 12:35
When you know the person who rings your bell applying for a job on the coaching panel is a former player .
FiveStrings
8 Mar 2008, 13:31
There's a pig with a #4 painted on it running around in the loungeroom.
There's a line of ex-St Kilda full forwards at the door waiting to come in.
Barry Hall punches you in the guts. You tell the cops, but they let him off because it was "in play".
You start to enjoy a tense rivalry with your neighbours to the west.
No-one in town realises you exist until the day you win the darts match at the local pub, then all of a sudden people are slapping you on the back and saying they always believed in you.