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The Cryptkeeper
7 Mar 2008, 23:43
From Friday's Herald Sun comes this story about Melbourne "scout" David Dunbar dressing up as a construction worker in order to spy on a closed training session at a rival AFL club:


AFL's Spying Game Heats Up

Jon Ralph
March 07, 2008 12:00am


THE AFL season is two weeks away but already Melbourne clubs are at each other's throats - over training spies.
The issue of scouting espionage has become so heated it is likely to erupt at next week's coaches' meeting.
Clubs have ejected rival scouts from closed training sessions in recent weeks, with Hawthorn coach Alastair Clarkson involved in heated exchanges.
Melbourne plays Hawthorn in Round 1 and new Demons scout David Dunbar has repeatedly been ejected from Waverley Park, the third time disguised as a worker in the adjoining construction zone.
Dunbar would not comment yesterday but the Demons are known to be surprised at Clarkson's ferocity in insisting Dunbar leave training.
Clarkson, who in 2005 threatened to remove Sydney scout George Stone physically, zealously guards Hawks training sessions to ensure tactics remain confidential.
After a pre-season full of confrontations, the AFL Coaches' Association has listed the ethics of spying at closed training sessions as an agenda item for Thursday's summit.
At issue is whether spies must leave when spotted during what a club considers a closed session.
Clarkson was led to believe there was a gentleman's agreement in place, but rival clubs said yesterday they had no such understanding.
Coaches' association chief executive Neale Daniher said that while Clarkson had raised the issue in recent years, rival coaches felt they had given him no assurances.
"Alastair thought that was the agreement, but that's not the case, so we will address that issue at our next meeting next Thursday," he said.
"To be fair to Al, it was raised by him, but there was no vote on it. We will have a good discussion about it. There are a number of issues we have to consider."
Clarkson is keen for a policy that all clubs follow.
"If it's warts and all, we will go as hard as anyone, but if the protocol is going to be in place, let's abide by it," he told 3AW.
The issue has reached flashpoint at Waverley Park, which is surrounded by a gym, cafe, construction site and apartments.

Hawthorn's deal to move its training base to Waverley provides remarkable facilities for a peppercorn rent, but zero privacy.

Opposition clubs say several spies have been told to leave the cafe, but a number have watched training by paying for entry to the gym and running on the treadmills that overlook the training surface.

One spy said yesterday a club was considering how it could rent or gain entry to one of the new apartments to watch training without being confronted.

Hawthorn football manager Mark Evans said yesterday the club now held off-site training sessions to avoid prying eyes.

"There has been a feeling if you are asked to leave a closed session that you should. That's the general protocol. Some clubs are comfortable with that, others are not," he said.

"Usually from club to club, you end up coming up with an agreement and from our point of view it's important to know what it is beforehand rather than at (the session)."

Hawthorn is also active in the spy game, luring Collingwood opposition analyst John Wardrop to the club in January






Now take a close look at the man pictured second from left in this publicity photograph of the 70's gay pop group The Village People:

http://www.thexfactor.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg


Is this man David Dunbar, Melbourne Football Club scout?

Or, is this just an eerie coincidence?

You be the judge.

BigBadCam
8 Mar 2008, 00:00
How can a football club be gay? I think you are gay. :thumbsd:

delirious1
8 Mar 2008, 00:08
How can a football club be gay?
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=23
Answers your question?

The Cryptkeeper
8 Mar 2008, 00:15
How can a football club be gay?


Perhaps you should ask Jimmy Bartel. He was the only bloke to take another bloke to the Brownlow Medal.;)

dapto
8 Mar 2008, 02:03
How can a football club be gay? I think you are gay. :thumbsd:
Err might not be AFL, but there is a whole league of gay clubs in the UK.

London leftfooters, Bristol Bandits....

http://www.terriersfc.org/links.html


What do you think of the logo HG08?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:RGkviwUVt4TYcM:http://www.terriersfc.org/images/dog.gif (http://images.google.co.th/imgres?imgurl=http://www.terriersfc.org/images/dog.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.terriersfc.org/links.html&h=301&w=326&sz=8&hl=en&start=15&tbnid=RGkviwUVt4TYcM:&tbnh=109&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgay%2Bfootball%2Bclubs%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den)

King Corey
8 Mar 2008, 02:30
Err might not be AFL, but there is a whole league of gay clubs in the UK.

London leftfooters, Hawthorn Hawks, Bristol Bandits....

http://www.hawthornfc.com.au


What do you think of the logo HG08?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/2006_AFL_Hawthorn.jpg


Edited for accuracy.

Biffinator
8 Mar 2008, 08:14
[quote=The Cryptkeeper;10270396]From Friday's Herald Sun comes this story about Melbourne "scout" David Dunbar dressing up as a construction worker in order to spy on a closed training session at a rival AFL club:


Cryptkeeper I have been reading up on your previous postings - such as they are - and they all strike me as being somewhat underpowered.

The most recent posting is limp.

Could one suggest that this state of affairs predicates a more critical deficiency? You be the judge:

"And here are Cryptkeeper's personal effects: one Swedish-made penis enlarger pump."

"That's not mine. The Don Scott Man-bag is, however."

"One credit card receipt for penis enlarger signed by the Cryptkeeper."

"I’m telling you baby, that's not mine."

"One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by the Cryptkeeper."

"I dont even know what this is, this sort of ain’t my bag baby. Go Hodgey!!!"

"One book - "Swedish-made Enlarger Pumps and Me. This sort of thing is my bag, baby - Yeah". By the Cryptkeeper."

Biffinator.

The Cryptkeeper
8 Mar 2008, 09:12
Oh stop it Biff, you are carrying on like an old queen.

Realistic Tiger
8 Mar 2008, 10:53
Just wondering why do the Hawks fans currently seem to have this facination with things being gay? I mean there is this thread as well as the one below. http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=418342

Are they trying to tell us something or is a merely a reflection on the club they support?

didak04
8 Mar 2008, 11:00
Terrible, terrible effort, not remotely funny...but on the topic of the article quoted i don't see why Clarkson cares about Melbourne spying on Hawthorn's closed sessions, he could hand Dean Bailey a step by step run down of their tactics and Hawthorn will still thump them

whelan=legend
8 Mar 2008, 11:03
Poor effort.

Biffinator
8 Mar 2008, 13:30
Oh stop it Biff, you are carrying on like an old queen.


Cryptkeeper, please heed this general advice:

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Mr Lizard
8 Mar 2008, 13:50
Adem Yze likes bananas?

RandB
8 Mar 2008, 13:59
Now take a close look at the man pictured second from left in this publicity photograph of the 70's gay pop group The Village People:

http://www.thexfactor.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg


Is this man David Dunbar, Melbourne Football Club scout?


You be the judge.
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1558/answernoek4.jpg



http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/wolfclown1/fail.jpg

Deenamite
8 Mar 2008, 14:03
Adem Yze likes bananas?

Too right he does. :thumbsu:

8llcP6tZoiw


Cleary just a picture from The Cryptkeeper's original photo favourite's collection. He must've been the photographer in this famous snap...

So true.




Shotta, Gilbert Hodge, Chewy, Leather Poisening, crawf_legend, Roughie :

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/malexander1229/538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg?t=1198130751

Is this irrefutable evidence that The Cyrptkeeper failed in his attempt to secretly hide this picture as his pride and joy? And that he ripped the idea off me?

Biffinator
8 Mar 2008, 18:58
Oh stop it Biff, you are carrying on like an old queen.

Well Cryptkeeper, your diet of Beef Jerky and Cup O Soup is clearly doing little for your sharpness of mind.

I am here to be entertained by some very talented people, and, where I can, to entertain - after all, there is a little bit of Scratcher Neal in us all.

When you lamely post yet another gay thread, I have a right to be bored.

Next time you cannot resist this (strong) compulsion, please undertake the following actions before you log on:

Drink a jug of Lucozade - the energy restorer.
Give Lube Mobile a ring. They might be able to tweak that two stroke engine that is sitting under the bonnet of your skull.Best wishes always - and kick that Beef Jerky Habit !!!

Biffinator

EasternTiger
8 Mar 2008, 20:24
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Is this man David Dunbar, Melbourne Football Club scout?

Or, is this just an eerie coincidence?

You be the judge.


The cop in the middle looks like Buddy with a goatee.

Yeah definitely evidence of gayness your highness.

And the cowboy...is that leonardo dicaprio?

surpstar
8 Mar 2008, 20:29
Yes, yes it is.

The Melbourne football club are a bunch of gay pantsies.. what other explanation is there that explains their pathetic existance?

RandB
8 Mar 2008, 20:37
Yes, yes it is.

The Melbourne football club are a bunch of gay pantsies.. what other explanation is there that explains their pathetic existance?
If 12 premierships = "pathetic existance" do you care to describe Richmond for us with specific reference to your last 20 years.:eek:

surpstar
8 Mar 2008, 20:40
If 12 premierships = "pathetic existance" do you care to describe Richmond for us with specific reference to your last 20 years.:eek:


What about your last 40?

Zero flags to the Demons

5 to the Tigers

pawned !!!!!

RandB
8 Mar 2008, 20:45
What about your last 40?

Zero flags to the Demons

5 to the Tigers

pawned !!!!!
Can't back up your own dribble hey? The term existance encapsulates life-span, something of which has been dismal for Richmond. If you want to change the rules how does 2 finals appearances since 1980 sound.:thumbsu:

Two sets of supporters I generally don't go into bat for on this site, Tiges and Roos. The clubs are ok but the BF supporters are tools.

Mr.X
8 Mar 2008, 21:11
Why are we talking about Melbourne?

Who here remembers their last flag?

Minor players, will never be a serious threat

Mr Lizard
8 Mar 2008, 21:13
...how does 2 finals appearances since 1980 sound?

It doesn't sound as bad as 'no flags since the Beatles'

RandB
8 Mar 2008, 21:19
It doesn't sound as bad as 'no flags since the Beatles'
Hey Lizard haven't heard from you for a while. You certainly have put things into perspective if only we could have added to our collection of 12 cups. ;) oh well at least they have at least been competitive more often than not of late.:thumbsu:

Biffinator
9 Mar 2008, 05:15
What about your last 40?

Zero flags to the Demons

5 to the Tigers

pawned !!!!!

Surpstar - are there any solariums in Norway?

I am already planning the Tigers' end of year trip for 2008

Biffinator

Deenamite
9 Mar 2008, 07:56
In conjunction with Biff, i too am planning Richmond's end of season trip. I thought it to be nice if when the players and coach stepped off the plane they were greeted by a select few of the world's best spitters, just so the tiges can feel at home.

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/malexander1229/bm_spitter_lg.jpg http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/malexander1229/23521751.jpg http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee197/malexander1229/pit_spitter.jpg?t=1205009756