Anti Gold Coast
8 Mar 2008, 15:49
1. We're not going to the Gold Coast.
FACT
There's a plethora of crappy comebacks you can make, I'll even be happy to brainstorm a few for you if you can't think of any, that really grind the Roos supporters gears. I accept that B13 is a place for giving crap to other supporters, but really, at least make them factually correct. TBH I fully expect a few flogs to come out soon and say that Geelong has a crap list, and Collingwood are going to go broke, such is the shit that emanates from some posters.
But FFS unless you live on the side of Toorak Rd and the newspaper that you are using is dated from last October, we are not going to the Gold Coast. So build a bridge.
2. Arden St is a shit hole
FACT. It is a shit hole. Unfortunately, you guys might want to saturate the baggings for another couple of weeks, because works are going to start on the grounds redevelopment.
3. Our President has no business background.
FACT. Unfortunately, he has incredible business acumen, and has surrounded himself with some of the best football leaders to take the club to financial stability.
4. Matthew Knights is an albino
FICTION. Unfortunately, Matthew Knights is not equivalent to Silas, but he does have a dangerously low pigment count.
5. Fremantle FC are an embarrassment to the AFL.
FICTION. No, they aren't. Sure, their trophy cabinet is empty, but when ST Kilda has been around for 100 years and only won a flag by 1pt, the FAILURE tag must surely be affixed to this "club".
6. Hawthorn supporters are allowed to make a song and dance about beating Geelong in 2007.
FICTION. No you shouldn't. We beat them a week later, and all that proves is Geelong weren't on the top of their game at the start of the season.
7. The Swans are going down.
FACT. Unfortunately I believe this is the case, especially with Malceski gone.
8. Essendon will win in Round 1.
FICTION. Probably the most outlandish rumor that's going around the traps at the moment. Based on pure emotion, and more crazy than the theory that Elvis is alive.
9. The Roos will win the 2008 Wooden Spoon.
FICTION. Not with Richmond, Carlton, Essendon and numerous others still in the league.
10. The Hawks will win the 2008 premiership.
FICTION (bordering on FACT). Maybe 2009.
11. Bryce Gibbs is a dud
FICTION. He will be a star.
12. Bryce Gibbs is a coward/squib
FACT.
13. Terry Wallace has a plan.
FICTION. No chance in hell. In fact, I think a conspiracy theory with the Bulldogs is more likely. My first sneaking suspicion was when he traded for Jordan McMahon.
FACT
There's a plethora of crappy comebacks you can make, I'll even be happy to brainstorm a few for you if you can't think of any, that really grind the Roos supporters gears. I accept that B13 is a place for giving crap to other supporters, but really, at least make them factually correct. TBH I fully expect a few flogs to come out soon and say that Geelong has a crap list, and Collingwood are going to go broke, such is the shit that emanates from some posters.
But FFS unless you live on the side of Toorak Rd and the newspaper that you are using is dated from last October, we are not going to the Gold Coast. So build a bridge.
2. Arden St is a shit hole
FACT. It is a shit hole. Unfortunately, you guys might want to saturate the baggings for another couple of weeks, because works are going to start on the grounds redevelopment.
3. Our President has no business background.
FACT. Unfortunately, he has incredible business acumen, and has surrounded himself with some of the best football leaders to take the club to financial stability.
4. Matthew Knights is an albino
FICTION. Unfortunately, Matthew Knights is not equivalent to Silas, but he does have a dangerously low pigment count.
5. Fremantle FC are an embarrassment to the AFL.
FICTION. No, they aren't. Sure, their trophy cabinet is empty, but when ST Kilda has been around for 100 years and only won a flag by 1pt, the FAILURE tag must surely be affixed to this "club".
6. Hawthorn supporters are allowed to make a song and dance about beating Geelong in 2007.
FICTION. No you shouldn't. We beat them a week later, and all that proves is Geelong weren't on the top of their game at the start of the season.
7. The Swans are going down.
FACT. Unfortunately I believe this is the case, especially with Malceski gone.
8. Essendon will win in Round 1.
FICTION. Probably the most outlandish rumor that's going around the traps at the moment. Based on pure emotion, and more crazy than the theory that Elvis is alive.
9. The Roos will win the 2008 Wooden Spoon.
FICTION. Not with Richmond, Carlton, Essendon and numerous others still in the league.
10. The Hawks will win the 2008 premiership.
FICTION (bordering on FACT). Maybe 2009.
11. Bryce Gibbs is a dud
FICTION. He will be a star.
12. Bryce Gibbs is a coward/squib
FACT.
13. Terry Wallace has a plan.
FICTION. No chance in hell. In fact, I think a conspiracy theory with the Bulldogs is more likely. My first sneaking suspicion was when he traded for Jordan McMahon.