Uncle Steve
21 Jul 2002, 02:37
Just thought I'd create a thread for you Anne :)
I don't want to steal ALL your thunder, so I will just make a couple of observations:
- Glenelg was SLAUGHTERED by the umpires in the final term.
- The Sturt supporters are, by and large, complete pansies.
During the second term (before Anne came over to say G'day), a Sturt supporter behind me took me on in a verbal joust. All was fine, until he had a go at Uncle Steve's hairstyle. "At least Feasty doesn't use as much hair gel as you - and I bet that's not hair gel either, that's something else"
That, as they say, is below the belt.
He asked for all that he got.
Screw the footy - I turned around and gave this ****er hell for the rest of the quarter.
"Are you perving at my hairdo sunshine? Do you fancy me? I bet you want to give me great big kiss on the bottom - learned all that from Feasty too I bet, etc, ad nauseam"
It took less than 2 minutes for me to reduce this turkey to a giggling heap. He left at the half-time break, never to return.
Often I get into a bit of a yelling match at the footy. Sometimes I come out on top - sometimes not. Sometimes I see the opposition fans run from me with their tails between their legs. Today was one such example of this.
On the other side, I think I met the Sturt supporter known as "Alex". He came into the club after the match and consoled me on the loss. What a guy! ;)
I don't want to steal ALL your thunder, so I will just make a couple of observations:
- Glenelg was SLAUGHTERED by the umpires in the final term.
- The Sturt supporters are, by and large, complete pansies.
During the second term (before Anne came over to say G'day), a Sturt supporter behind me took me on in a verbal joust. All was fine, until he had a go at Uncle Steve's hairstyle. "At least Feasty doesn't use as much hair gel as you - and I bet that's not hair gel either, that's something else"
That, as they say, is below the belt.
He asked for all that he got.
Screw the footy - I turned around and gave this ****er hell for the rest of the quarter.
"Are you perving at my hairdo sunshine? Do you fancy me? I bet you want to give me great big kiss on the bottom - learned all that from Feasty too I bet, etc, ad nauseam"
It took less than 2 minutes for me to reduce this turkey to a giggling heap. He left at the half-time break, never to return.
Often I get into a bit of a yelling match at the footy. Sometimes I come out on top - sometimes not. Sometimes I see the opposition fans run from me with their tails between their legs. Today was one such example of this.
On the other side, I think I met the Sturt supporter known as "Alex". He came into the club after the match and consoled me on the loss. What a guy! ;)