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Suspense
17 Mar 2008, 20:08
Was watching tonights episode with Ms. Garrison and it reminded me of probably my favourite South Park quote ever...
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:D
RoosterLad
17 Mar 2008, 20:11
Haha that's great, it's a shame I watched tonight's episode yesterday but it's still gold.
I'll never look at a pair of scissors the same again.
I'll never look at a pair of scissors the same again.
You mean you never knew how the Scissor Sisters got their name?
Suspense
17 Mar 2008, 20:24
Butters: ...You have to be careful with scissors.
:D
Bender571
17 Mar 2008, 20:24
Although this isn't the right footage, its the only place I can find the quote on youtube. It still works
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Bomber Bears
17 Mar 2008, 20:30
one that always cracks me up
Bebe - "You guys are just a bunch of assholes"
Butters - "Yeah? Well last we have assholes ya dumb girl"
George_A_Romero
17 Mar 2008, 21:10
There's something in my front pocket for you...
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this scene is gold, i'll be adding alot more to this thread. :thumbsu:
Cartman : Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Bourky23
17 Mar 2008, 22:22
haha top work nicky:thumbsu:
Was watching tonights episode with Ms. Garrison and it reminded me of probably my favourite South Park quote ever...
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:D
I love this scene too. By far my favorite ever in South Park. Found it a week ago and its bookmarked for life. The amount of time he says retard makes that scene that much more special
"Gay people... well... gay people are evil. Evil right down to their cold black hearts which pump not blood like yours and mine, but rather a thick vomitus oil which oozes thru their rotten vains and clots in their pea-sized brains which becomes the cause of their Nazi-esque patterens of vilolent behaviour. Do you understand?"
Jonesy1987
17 Mar 2008, 23:36
Butler: So that's the year Bono was born. Then it all made sense to me. How could Bono be so talented, so caring, and yet seem like such a piece of crap? Because he is crap. Don't you get it? Bono is not the record holder...
Stan: He is the record
Kapow!!!
18 Mar 2008, 11:13
In the movie:
Mr. Garrison: (in reference to Kyle's mum going overboard on 'blame canada' and women) I'm sorry Kyle but I just can't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
:D :D
Everyone knows that all jewish people keep a small bag of jew gold around their neck
Bender571
18 Mar 2008, 12:12
Everyone knows that all jewish people keep a small bag of jew gold around their neck
Do you think I'm stupid. I know jews carry a fake bag of gold to protect the real bag of gold :D:thumbsu:
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VINCANITY
18 Mar 2008, 13:41
Snow instrcter: kid you got a little bit of shit there
Butters: no sir thats my face
Todd_Gack
18 Mar 2008, 13:42
Cant see all the videos, so maybe its already there but I love this one
After getting pulled over by Officer Barbrady for drink driving
Randy: I'm not drink driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking, am I right boys?
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Garrison : Whats 5 x 2
Garrison : Dont worry dont be shy give it ur best shot
Clive : 12
Garrison : Okay now can we get a answer from someone who isnt a complete retard
Cartman on Maury.
http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-cartman-on-maury/
Cartman Gets A Nanny.
http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-cartman-vs-supernanny/
RoosterLad
18 Mar 2008, 18:49
Cant see all the videos, so maybe its already there but I love this one
After getting pulled over by Officer Barbrady for drink driving
Randy: I'm not drink driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking, am I right boys?
What seems to be the Officer, problem?
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LOL thats one of my favorite 'bits'
I like this one
Jesus: Uuh-I think we've somewhat missed the point here. Let's go to somebody else. [backs up to an African American] Yes, your comments.
African American:Montel, I think we're forgetting something very important in all this. Okay, sure, he touched some children, but, the man is a great singer and he has entertained us for so many years.
Jesus: Wha- What are you talking about?
African American:Michael Jackson! All this baad-mouthin', puttin' the man down. Maybe he did touch some children now and then, but come on! It's Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson!
ManWithNoName
19 Mar 2008, 00:35
The World of Warcraft episode:
"Unless someone stops him, it will be the end of the world...of warcraft"
Randy: Stan! Stan!
Stan: Hang on guys. My dad wants something.
Randy: STAN!
Stan: WHAT?
Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
Stan: I am socializing, r-tard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people logged in from all over the world and getting XP with my party using team speak!
pause...
Randy: I'm not an r-tard.
Suspense
19 Mar 2008, 00:38
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thejester
19 Mar 2008, 08:05
The New Terrance And Phillip Trailer has some gold:
Russel Crowe: "Me fighting's me poetry! Ya can't edit Russel Crowe's poetry, ya testicle!"
Cartman: "And what's your name?"
Butters: "Butters!....Oh, I lose huh?"
The World of Warcraft episode:
"Unless someone stops him, it will be the end of the world...of warcraft"
Randy: Stan! Stan!
Stan: Hang on guys. My dad wants something.
Randy: STAN!
Stan: WHAT?
Randy: You've been on your computer all weekend, shouldn't you go out and socialize with your friends?
Stan: I am socializing, r-tard. I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people logged in from all over the world and getting XP with my party using team speak!
pause...
Randy: I'm not an r-tard.
lol, that is some gold from one of the funniest episodes :D
Tigerdrive
19 Mar 2008, 20:11
"They took our jobs!"
And as the episode goes on it just morphs into a "derka der" :D
ManWithNoName
19 Mar 2008, 21:11
lol, that is some gold from one of the funniest episodes :D
"He has played the game for 22 hours a day for five months. Gentlemen, we are dealing with somebody with absolutely no life"
"How do you kill that which has no life?"
"Scroll over him with your cursors...aaaaaaand....RIGHT CLICK!"
Bomber Bears
20 Mar 2008, 01:12
The New Terrance And Phillip Trailer has some gold:
Russel Crowe: "Me fighting's me poetry! Ya can't edit Russel Crowe's poetry, ya testicle!"
Cartman: "And what's your name?"
Butters: "Butters!....Oh, I lose huh?"
lol
"Why dont you mind your own business ya scrotum"
And chefs tv going into human eradication mode
"He has played the game for 22 hours a day for five months. Gentlemen, we are dealing with somebody with absolutely no life"
"How do you kill that which has no life?"
"Scroll over him with your cursors...aaaaaaand....RIGHT CLICK!"
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
ekzistenz
21 Mar 2008, 13:45
Kyle: Hey Stan. Did you see that rainbow this morning?
Stan: Yeah. It was huge.
Cartman: Eh. I hate those things.
Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
Stan: Yeah. What's there to hate about rainbows?
Cartman: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows."
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin' things.
Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up after a rainstorm.
Cartman: Oh. RainBOWS. Yeah, I like those. Those are cool.
Stan: What were you talking about?
Cartman: Huh? Oh nothing. Forget it.
Kyle: No. What marches in, crawls up your leg-...
Cartman: Nothing.
Kyle: ...and starts biting the inside of your ass?
Cartman: Nothing.
Hard to pick a favourite but this is one of them.
Santa Claus: [after gunning down an Iraqi henchman] I couldn't do it. I couldn't let him live. He shocked Santa's balls.
Butters *singing*: Hey there mister weiner what do ya know? Do you need a tinkle tinke "yes I do think so"
VINCANITY
22 Mar 2008, 09:32
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley....and the sweet thing is, the stupid arsehole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose
Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
The sports commentator guy has some good ones
I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938!
Butters *singing*: Hey there mister weiner what do ya know? Do you need a tinkle tinke "yes I do think so"
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D LMFAO
Jonesy1987
22 Mar 2008, 10:30
Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!
Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
Cartman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!
embleygirl
22 Mar 2008, 10:39
BARBRADY: Second, I'd like to say to all those out there who think they can screw chickens just to teach people to read, your days are numbered.
Bomber Bears
23 Mar 2008, 18:47
In the trent boyet episode when they are talking to the pre school teacher, 1 beep means yes 2 beeps means no
"Did Trent Boyet do this to you?"
"*Beep Beep*"
"Yes Yes"
ManWithNoName
23 Mar 2008, 18:59
Race war! Race war!
cant quote it exactly. But when cartman is trying to get invited to the whore party. absolute gold.
Adrian Shelton
24 Mar 2008, 10:44
Cripple Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!
aron_rox
24 Mar 2008, 16:13
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9DPSu0tYk
and when cartman makes fun of the midget.
tin can sam
24 Mar 2008, 16:24
Cartman - "don't you see, I'm using fear to get what I want"
Bart Simpson - "Isn't that like... terrorism?"
Cartman - "It's not like terrorism *long pause* It Is Terrorism!
ausde13
24 Mar 2008, 19:25
Mr Garrison "How would you like to see the school councilor?"
Cartman "how would you like to suck my balls?!
Mr G "WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cart " oh oh I'm sorry I'm sorry what I meant to say was (reaches under his desk to get a megaphone, speaks into the megaphone) How would you like to suck my balls Mr Garrison?"
Stan "holy shit dude..."
Best ever, it's my ring tone
arakaan
24 Mar 2008, 20:16
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Kyle : Oh please! All you ever do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!
Thinks back to all the time cartman says jew.
Well you're a stupid Jew!
You're a Jew!
Shut your God-damned Jew mouth!
Good job, Jew!
Jew...
Shutup Jew!
You're Jewish!!
Dude, he's Jewish!
Jew!
Jew!
Jew!
Jew!
Jew!
Jew!
Jew!
Told you Jewish people don't have rhythm."
Kyle : "**** off, Cartman"
Cartman: Okay, except maybe for that one time.
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Kyle: He's right. We have to take a hard stance right now and establish that we're the dominant ones in this relationship!
Stan: Alright. Hey, listen up everybody! We need to stand up to this new teacher and insert ourselves! Let's all do something radical!
Clyde: Like what?
Stan: Like… ah, how about right at 8:35 we all jump up on our desks and pull down our pants and shout, "KISS MY ASS!!!" all together!
Butters: Well, buh wuh when we pull our pants down, should we stand frontways or back? I mean, do we show 'er our… behinds, or-ar our w-wieners?
Stan: I think showing her our asses should be quite sufficient, Butters.
Butters: Uh-uh, maybe we could stand like this, with our wieners pokin' through the back of our legs, you know, and give 'er a nice fruit bowl.
Kyle: Yeah. Or we could just show our asses.
Ms.Chokesondik: Welcome to the fourth grade.
Kyle: Holy God, dude!
Kenny: Those tittes are ****in' huge!
Ms. Choksondik: Play time is over, children! Do you understand me? I don't know how your last teacher behaved, but this is the fourth grade!
(Clock Hits 8:35)
Cartman: KISS MY ASS!!! (no one else does it) Oh, weak, you guys. Seriously weak.
Ms. Choksondik: Well, young man, I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Cartman: Oh, I'm sure I do.
Ms. Choksondik: This is the fourth grade! You need to grow up!
Cartman: I'm trying.
Ms. Choksondik: Now, get back to your desk and write a thousand-word essay on why you feel you need to disrupt my class.
Cartman: (pulls his pants up and sits down again) Fantastic, then.
this quite recent one is gold...
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive"
this quite recent one is gold...
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D:D:D:D:D
i haven't seen that one yet. :thumbsu::D
RoosterLad
25 Mar 2008, 10:07
You should get it nicky, it's the first episode of the new series.. not the best episode but that quote is brilliant.
You should get it nicky, it's the first episode of the new series.. not the best episode but that quote is brilliant.
yeah my mate at work was telling me about it, sounds awesome :D
Cartman: Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.
Cartman: Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.
From the ep Fun With Veal- after vaginas start to break out over Stan's face:
"I guess that shows, if he had of completely stopped eating meat, he would have turned into one giant pussy"
Roos4eva
26 Mar 2008, 10:28
this quite recent one is gold...
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive"
Butters' reaction is just as funny as that quote, when he puts his head down, and says "well, that's true then".
Butters' reaction is just as funny as that quote, when he puts his head down, and says "well, that's true then".
bahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D:D:D
I HAVE to see that episode :D
ashley12
26 Mar 2008, 10:48
Mr Garrison "How would you like to see the school councilor?"
Cartman "how would you like to suck my balls?!
Mr G "WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cart " oh oh I'm sorry I'm sorry what I meant to say was (reaches under his desk to get a megaphone, speaks into the megaphone) How would you like to suck my balls Mr Garrison?"
Stan "holy shit dude..."
Best ever, it's my ring tone
Mine as well its gold:thumbsu:
Pick any quote from the Imaginationland trilogy, be it sticking heads in the sand to
"Are you going to rape us?"
All gold
RoosterLad
26 Mar 2008, 10:58
Haha that rape us quote was comedy as well, Butters is full of pure gold.
dont bowl there
26 Mar 2008, 11:25
Haha that rape us quote was comedy as well, Butters is full of pure gold.
The reaction that guy gave after Butters said it made that quote one of my favourites.
Another one I love:
Barbrady: "Are you serious?"
Cartman: "If I wasnt would I be talking like this?"
Barbrady: "Like what?"
Cartman: "Whispering, but whispering really loudly for dramatic effect!"
Any Randy comment from my favourite episode "Bloody Mary".
Suspense
26 Mar 2008, 11:33
Another classic Butters - Imaginationland quote:
But I'm supposed to be in school right now, and instead, I got Snarf, I got Popeye and Luke Skywalker all pissed off at me...
:D
Another classic Butters - Imaginationland quote:
But I'm supposed to be in school right now, and instead, I got Snarf, I got Popeye and Luke Skywalker all pissed off at me...
:D
hahahahaha i love that trilogy :D
Cartman : Mom , kitty is being a dildo.
Leanne: I know a special little kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie those are two completely different numbers.
dynamite_kid
26 Mar 2008, 22:02
One of my favorites is in the episode were the teachers having the relationship with Kyle's little brother.
I just love it how whenever Kyle tells the cops all they can say is:
"Nice"
Bender571
26 Mar 2008, 22:42
One of my favorites is in the episode were the teachers having the relationship with Kyle's little brother.
I just love it how whenever Kyle tells the cops all they can say is:
"Nice"
I love that episode
"You're right. This is serious. We must find this kid and...Give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away! ":D
Kyle: Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
Eric Cartman: Attention shoppers! Outside today, we have a cripple fight. Cripple fight, outside!
TheTrav
27 Mar 2008, 14:27
One of my favorites is in the episode were the teachers having the relationship with Kyle's little brother.
I just love it how whenever Kyle tells the cops all they can say is:
"Nice"
:thumbsu: That episode is awesome
So many to choose from
Stan "Hey do you know where I can find the clitoris?"
Cartman "What is that like finding Jesus or something?"
Cartman. "Well, I've been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian"
Towelie. You wanna get high?
dont bowl there
27 Mar 2008, 15:19
Towlie is the worst South Park character of all time.
Stan (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas.
Cartman (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): How do you know?
Stan (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night.
Cartman (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Yeah, well I sneaked around my mum's closet too and saw what I'm getting. The Ultravibe Pleasure 2000.
Stan (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): What's that?
Cartman (http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): I don't know but it sounds pretty sweet.
ams4crows
27 Mar 2008, 15:53
Catman: Kyle, do you still have sand in your Vagina about us not going to the Lion king with you I mean shit dude let it go.
Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
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Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your b*tch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!
thejester
27 Mar 2008, 22:07
Child Abduction Is Not Funny:
Randy: You....St-an.
Stab: Yeah, Stan Marsh.
Randy: That's it! Remember son! Remember!
A Ladder to Heaven
Paedophile: I for one believe that if Saddam Hussein was an eight year old boy and my penis was the United States...hard nipples!
ha ha tha sand in the vagina theme was hilarious. I use it every now and again on sookie la la mates
Nanny Stella: What else are you feeling Eric?
Cartman: Well I'm feeling confused…Because I don't understand why you became a nanny.
Nanny Stella: Me? Well because I love children, like you.
Cartman: Right but if you love children so much how come you're not a mommy?
Nanny Stella: Oh I just never had kids.
Cartman: Why not?
Nanny Stella: It just…didn't happen
Cartman: You're sterile is that it? No that's too convenient of an excuse, the truth is nobody ever wanted to have babies with you isn't that it? Always the mom's maid and never the mom, must be hard on you, knowing that the years are ticking away, your friends all getting married and all the while your uterus slowly shriveling away, drying up, becoming totally worthless.
I'm totally tripping balls.
Hap Hapablap
5 Apr 2008, 01:22
Im not your buddy guy!
Saddam Hussein: Hey relax fella
Sexual Harrassment Panda/ Al Gore had awesome quotes