View Full Version : Heather Mills - would you do her?
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 01:07
Yes or no, with reasons please.
NICK_ROOBOY83
19 Mar 2008, 01:09
Yes or no, with reasons please.
Yes, but only for the money.;):D
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 01:21
I'd do her for the following reasons:
a) still has a nice body
b) is mad and mad chicks are always tigers in the sack
c) would be great pub story.
The Other Dean
19 Mar 2008, 01:39
Yes.
As to an explanation, I'm afraid that will have to be extracted from me via the use of a flick-knife or better.
However, for statistical purposes, that's a "yes" from me.
Ogrebait
19 Mar 2008, 01:47
Yup.
Her leg would make a fine souvenir.
(Is that a good enough reason?)
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 02:36
Good point about stealing her leg.
RoyalBlue
19 Mar 2008, 02:49
Not if she was drunk. I hate legless chicks.
THEBLOODS85
19 Mar 2008, 03:08
only if she can keep her balance when doing her d---y style!:eek:
THREE LEGGED DOGS ARE STILL ABLE TO FETCH A BONE.....BUT A ONE LEGGED ONE???:D
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 03:45
I think she lost the leg below the knee, which she should still be fine for doggy.
Otherwise you could get her to pay for some sort of sling type arrangement.
THEBLOODS85
19 Mar 2008, 04:01
I think she lost the leg below the knee, which she should still be fine for doggy.
Otherwise you could get her to pay for some sort of sling type arrangement.
it would be like pushing around a one handled wheel-barrow:eek:
Yes. Female. Breathing.
ps. quality thread title and content.
sherrinorburley
19 Mar 2008, 07:34
Yes. Female. Breathing.
ps. quality thread title and content.
2nd-id-ed
As tempting as SLF's reasons may be, and too prove or disprove the theory on her 'ticklish' stump, I'd decline - out of fear for being sued in the event of delivering sub standard service.
Okay to look at
Opportunity to souvenir the leg
She is mental
Would have something in common with a former Beatle
Could treat her like rubbish and not feel guilty
:thumbsu:
RoyalBlue
19 Mar 2008, 12:01
Amazing thread. So many levels.
salamander
19 Mar 2008, 12:20
Only if she wore a strap on
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 19:39
As tempting as SLF's reasons may be, and too prove or disprove the theory on her 'ticklish' stump, I'd decline - out of fear for being sued in the event of delivering sub standard service.
Unlike Sir Paul, I'd make her sign a pre-****.
...
What do you call something with three legs that lives on a farm? Paul and Heather McCartney!
What do you call a dog with Wings? Linda McCartney!
See, after Linda died, Paul came in to tell the kids and said 'Kids, I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first? Bad news first say the kids? OK, after her long and brave struggle, Mum has passed on? Kids look sad, so Sir Paul says 'Wait, don't forget the good news!' What's that Dad, they ask. We're having steak for dinner!
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 19:42
Okay to look at
Opportunity to souvenir the leg
She is mental
Would have something in common with a former Beatle
Could treat her like rubbish and not feel guilty
:thumbsu:
You could also flog the leg on ebay afterwards and make a tidy sum I reckon.
True what you say about having something in common with a Beatle.
I can just picture myself round at Ronnie Wood's gaff, while Keef rolls a big spliff, me and Paul on the couch keeping the lads chortling with amusing anecdotes of Heather's bedroom quirks.
The Other Dean
19 Mar 2008, 20:09
Yes, great work, Mr Realistic.
You and your charming picture can both have a month off.
(Phew. Was that brilliant timing or what ?)
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 20:13
What happened? What picture? Did I miss something.
In other news ...
Heather Mills to strangle a badger (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/heather-mills-to-strangle-a-badger-20080318802/)
The Other Dean
19 Mar 2008, 20:22
What happened? What picture? Did I miss something.
In other news ...
Heather Mills to strangle a badger (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/heather-mills-to-strangle-a-badger-20080318802/)
What a freakishly relevant article headline.
Mr Realistic, asshat of unknown origins (and not to be confused with the great Mr Reliable), just posted a rather graphic image of Ms Mills.
And now he has a month of downtime for him and his picture to get to know each other better.
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 20:26
I need to be shown this image via PM.
RoyalBlue
19 Mar 2008, 20:37
Bottom line is not if it meant going anywhere Paul ****ing McCartney had been.
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 20:41
Can't really imagine McCartney being too freakish in the sack.
Looks like a bog standard six minutes on top then down the pub for a couple of pints of bitter and a Glasgow salad on the way home man to me.
(A Glasgow salad is a bag of of chips for those who don't know)
NICK_ROOBOY83
19 Mar 2008, 20:52
What a freakishly relevant article headline.
Mr Realistic, asshat of unknown origins (and not to be confused with the great Mr Reliable), just posted a rather graphic image of Ms Mills.
And now he has a month of downtime for him and his picture to get to know each other better.
Now you got me really interested in this image, If you have it saved, i wouldn't mind having a look.;)
royboy2
19 Mar 2008, 21:28
Pretty sure he posted this - minus the stars
SweetLeftFoot
19 Mar 2008, 21:31
Is there a de starred version that can be PMd?
The Other Dean
19 Mar 2008, 21:34
Pretty sure he posted this - minus the stars
I don't care for that picture, even with the fetching star arrangement.
You or anyone else posts it again and you'll be Carded. Simple.
Run along now.
The Other Dean
19 Mar 2008, 21:36
Nah, in fact......moths to a flame.
I'm not spending my time sitting on this thread waiting for asshats to line-up and post that picture. Miraculously, I have better things to do with my time.
Sorry, SLF, but this sucker is officially in lock-down mode.