Just like the real thing, full of air....

[Urmoe]

........and gism.


Lohan and Simpson get inflated

Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson have been recreated as blow-up sex dolls.
The Herbie: Fully Loaded actress and The Dukes of Hazzard star Jessica have been added to Pipedream Products line of the inflatable toys.
The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll'bears the slogan: "She's no love bug, she's a fiery red ... who never says no and is always up for a good time."
While Jessica's 'Love Doll', which comes with "three thrilling holes" reads: "She's sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling holes to satisfy your every desire, and since she's dumb as an ox, she never says no!"
Other new additions to the $19.95 collection include Sarah Jessica Parker, Sin City star Jessica Alba and Eva Longoria. Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez and Paris Hilton dolls also appear in the range.
Pipedream Products are reportedly planning to add a Britney Spears toy to their collection in the near future.

[salamander]

Do they have a try before you buy option?

[Boozeroo]

Apparently the Lindsay doll runs on vodka. Just like the real one!!

[sherrinorburley]

Just put an order in for the Amy Wimehouse one, doubles as a bong. Real treat :thumbsu:

[The Other Dean]

........and gism.

It's actually spelled "jism".

And if that particular word appears on the box for these things, and isn't closely followed by the phrase "...not included", then I think it's fair to say I'm a little disturbed right now.

[SweetLeftFoot]

I would love to shag the real Lindsay Lohan. The rest can get tae ****.

[bellzy]

It's actually spelled "jism".

And if that particular word appears on the box for these things, and isn't closely followed by the phrase "...not included", then I think it's fair to say I'm a little disturbed right now.
Well, in true American tradition, and the dumbing down of the dumbest nation on the planet, the "s" could easily be replaced with a "z", and, in true 21st century style, the m can be dropped to abbreviate the word.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce to you - "Jiz(z)".


...I feel a ban coming on.
No pun intended.

[Lidge]

I can't see any happy endings for this thread.

[The Other Dean]

I can't see any happy endings for this thread.

http://museum.tamuk.edu/Gift_shop/childrens_books/images/correctamundo_jpg.jpg


Apparently, the Fonz now writes children's books in his downtime.

Anyhoo, good call, Lidge.....thread re-padlocked.