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bushie
20 Mar 2008, 01:13
My lucky night



I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.



.....................................'What's that?' I asked.



'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.



.....................................I said, 'No' - excitedly.



We drank a bit more then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. .............I went back to her place.



She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs,



……………………………………'Mom, you still awake?'




Well there you go people....there is a story that sums up my sad and pitiful existence

At least I got laid:)

It's the last night before Christmas...please have your best shot!!!:thumbsu::thumbsu:

c0ze
20 Mar 2008, 01:17
Got a few errors there :)

Thrawn
20 Mar 2008, 01:17
So I guess Arial Black and Sans Serif had a huge impact in your life?

bushie
20 Mar 2008, 01:18
Well sometimes you just shouldn't get out of bed.


If some kind Mod could help me tidy up this mad womans shit I would appreciate it.

If not please delete the whole thing and start another appropriate thread that makes me look like an idiot.:o:o:(



pwn3d:o

bushie
20 Mar 2008, 01:19
So I guess Arial Black and Sans Serif had a huge impact in your life?



They were both magnificent!!:thumbsu::D:o

bushie
20 Mar 2008, 01:34
Well sometimes you just shouldn't get out of bed.


If some kind Mod could help me tidy up this mad womans shit I would appreciate it.

If not please delete the whole thing and start another appropriate thread that makes me look like an idiot.:o:o:(



pwn3d:o




Sometimes I really like moderators. :):thumbsu:

Stronzo
20 Mar 2008, 01:36
Tell the one about the camel..

bushie
20 Mar 2008, 01:38
Tell the one about the camel..


What!!


And get ANOTHER infraction!!:eek:

SJT76
20 Mar 2008, 01:40
Tell the one about the camel..

one hump or two?

bushie
20 Mar 2008, 01:43
one hump or two?


Were you watching as well???:o:eek:

Stronzo
20 Mar 2008, 01:43
You got it in a fraction, any friction?

bushie
20 Mar 2008, 01:44
You got it in a fraction, any friction?

No friction but some traction!!

Stronzo
20 Mar 2008, 01:50
No friction but some traction!!
Poor camel, never smoked one myself.

I hear they are strong, but smooth. Were all the rage in the 70s.