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bushie
30 Mar 2008, 10:56
If it's good enough for Carlton, it is damn well good enough for us!!!!

I propose that we throw the rest of the season and concentrate all of our efforts in securing another glorious wooden spoon, first draft pick and a priority choice to boot.

WE SIMPLY CANNOT DROP THE BALL IN THIS QUEST. MELBOURNE WILL PROVIDE SOME VERY, VERY TOUGH OPPOSITION, AS A MATTER OF FACT, THEY MAY WELL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO OVERCOME.

However, we must not shirk the task!!

There are many riches(pun;)) at the end of this rainbow.

That young ruckman, Natatatinuiuiui, (or is it Ratatoiulle??)....you know who I mean.:o

And I have already mentioned the young lefty from Subi.:)

And with some skilfull, creative and crafty trading we should be able to backdoor Hawthorn for Buddy!! (I propose a deal of Pavlich, McPharlin, Palmer and Mayne plus a couple of lower draft picks and $2m per year should get the big fella):thumbsu::)


Heres how we do it!!

Gentleman Jeff and Bellend to be made joint head coaches immeadiatley. Their Eagles jumpers should really get the guys in the mood for a nice old thumping.

Pavlich to the back pocket...and to bloody well stay there!!

Sandi to a half back flank. His run and creativity will set us alight.

That midget Bell is to learn how to drive a bulldozer and is never, ever to leave Geraldton again!!

Farmer to be made Captain and first ruck!!


I could go on......however I am sure that there are far superior football minds on the board who might have some worthy contributions to this cause.

:)

Freo1995
30 Mar 2008, 11:11
And Bushie for coach!:thumbsu::D

bushie
30 Mar 2008, 11:15
Nah I have already nominated GentlemanJeff and Bellend for the role of Head Coach.

God knows, they have given enough of it.:o

bushie
30 Mar 2008, 11:41
I swear on my childrens life that I did not see this Gentleman Jeff thread before I wrote this. Serious.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427227

Oh God No!!

He is channelling me!!:eek::eek:

Keyser Soze
30 Mar 2008, 11:45
I could go on......however I am sure that there are far superior football minds on the board who might have some worthy contributions to this cause.



There sure are:)




I swear on my childrens life that I did not see this Gentleman Jeff thread before I wrote this. Serious.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427227




Time to come up with your own ideas bushie:p

bushie
30 Mar 2008, 11:59
This really is quite bizaare.

I logged on this morning and thought that it might be a good idea to get in first before the Wanker brothers got in and started bagging our club and calling...yet again....for us to tank.


It seems that I was too late.






I do, however, have another masterstroke that will guaranty our 2nd wooden spoon!!:thumbsu:


dontbowlthere to deliver the pregame and half time address.



Endless, monotonous and meaningless one liners about cricket are sure to do the trick.

Dr Ralph Dagg
30 Mar 2008, 12:01
I swear on my childrens life that I did not see this Gentleman Jeff thread before I wrote this. Serious.
I'm sure your kids are saying that after that series of lame jokes they'd like you to leave them right out of it.

It's ok to channel GJ. It'll fit in with his expectation that everyone to be synchophants to his superior intellect.

bushie
30 Mar 2008, 12:07
I'm sure your kids are saying that after that series of lame jokes they'd like you to leave them right out of it.

It's ok to channel GJ. It'll fit in with his expectation that everyone to be synchophants to his superior intellect.




Lame jokes.....hmmmmph!!:mad:

Champagne comedy is seemingly beyond you Doc!!;)


Do you know a good exorcist???

dont bowl there
30 Mar 2008, 12:46
Catches win matches hey bushie.

fat wombat
30 Mar 2008, 14:31
Why don't we relocate the entire team to Geraldton?

NiGHTFuRY
30 Mar 2008, 14:33
Bugger that - relocate and play our home games in Rockingham so I can walk home and back.....
Drinks at the Swinging Pig [fight club] after...:p

bushie
30 Mar 2008, 15:50
Catches win matches hey bushie.


They do!!

But we seem to be in the corridor of uncertainty at present.